Gumbercules
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Get out of my dreams, and into my van
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Post by Gumbercules on Oct 23, 2013 13:34:03 GMT -5
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Post by switters on Oct 23, 2013 13:34:27 GMT -5
Hey there, I'm still switters. Been on and about the avclub since around 2006. I just don't post that much. Newly married, live in Nashville, work in healthcare IT, have dogs. I try to be nice on the internet, but you fuckers don't make it easy! Oh yeah. Congrats on that whole getting married thing. I usually don't pile on the "congrats" threads, because I hate to see others doing well for themselves. Here's a tip for newlyweds: It helps if you like, or heck...love your spouse. The trick is find someone you don't hate. Hey, thanks. That is a good tip! I married mine because she's hot. I figure everything else will fall into place after that.
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Post by True Pudding on Oct 23, 2013 13:38:33 GMT -5
Hello, I am Catgun, known over at the AV Club as Catgun. I work full-time and take grad classes part-time, so I don't watch a lot of TV or movies. I mostly like reading and anything outdoors and/or active. I'm not always sure what I am doing here. Sometimes I am a big kitty! Mostly, though, I think I am an adult Matt Saracen. I love @satelliteskynet's picture most of anything on this site so far. Keep it in your pants, tiger. Or panther. Or whatever that thing is. No..I said keep it IN your pants. Why are you even wearing pants?? You're a jungle cat. This place is getting more and more fucked up, like that college the Saved By the Bell kids went to.
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Post by True Pudding on Oct 23, 2013 13:40:17 GMT -5
Oh yeah. Congrats on that whole getting married thing. I usually don't pile on the "congrats" threads, because I hate to see others doing well for themselves. Here's a tip for newlyweds: It helps if you like, or heck...love your spouse. The trick is find someone you don't hate. Hey, thanks. That is a good tip! I married mine because she's hot. I figure everything else will fall into place after that. Seems reasonable. Works for Hef all the time. I wonder if he knows.
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Post by [Citrus] on Oct 23, 2013 13:40:56 GMT -5
I still can't find my normal avatar so I guess this will have to do.
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Post by Pervy Obit on Oct 23, 2013 13:43:49 GMT -5
My name is Pervy Obit and I like to party.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Oct 23, 2013 13:56:45 GMT -5
I'm random dude, and I'm also random dude on the actual AV Club, so that should be easy to remember if you already recognize me from there and prefer to not confuse online entities with other online entities and stuff like that.
I comment on things from time to time, by which I mean I waste way too much time on the AV Club despite having a fairly modest comment-count in comparison with some of you guys.
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Post by Dr. Dastardly on Oct 23, 2013 13:59:57 GMT -5
Hey morons, if you just go to your AV Club profile and right-click your picture there, you'll have it again.
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Post by [Citrus] on Oct 23, 2013 14:08:18 GMT -5
Sorry I can't hear you on my old man phone!
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Post by Ruck C. on Oct 23, 2013 14:08:44 GMT -5
I'm Wad. I wish I'd picked a more universal username, but I've gotten so used to people calling me "Wad" at AVC that I thought I'd just keep it. I'll get around to an avatar eventually. I like TV and also sports, and causing chemical reactions in my brain.
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Post by Liz n Dick on Oct 23, 2013 14:38:49 GMT -5
I'm Liz n Dick. The only place I ever comment on AVC is the TI, and now my whole life is ruined because of NuDisqus. I also have no idea how to work this newfangled message board technology, and can't find my avatar picture anymore, and I'm so scared -- someone hold me.
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Post by Liz n Dick on Oct 23, 2013 14:44:00 GMT -5
Hey morons, if you just go to your AV Club profile and right-click your picture there, you'll have it again. Holy shit! You're a genius!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 14:48:46 GMT -5
My name is Ayatollah Colm Meaney and I enjoy politically subverting the infidel with a thick, Irish brogue.
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Post by My Name Is Bobbin Threadbare on Oct 23, 2013 14:52:14 GMT -5
HEY GUYS. Disqus is terrible. I like the TI. I showed up. Sup.
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Post by π huss π on Oct 23, 2013 15:05:17 GMT -5
I'm husserl. (Catgun calls me Hussy.) I have not yet hit my one-year anniversary of posting on The AV Club, but I feel very protective of the Tolerability Index. You can often find me posting about socks and nail polish in the fashion threads.
I live in California, which means I'm 2-3 hours behind all the TV reviews, and I have to get into work by 8am in order to hit the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine comments as soon as they're posted.
My icon is a little blue sheep statue that I saw outside an Austrian inn. I thought it was adorably incongruous.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Oct 23, 2013 15:15:57 GMT -5
My icon is a little blue sheep statue that I saw outside an Austrian inn. I thought it was adorably incongruous. Speaking of incongruity, there's this orthodontist or chiropractor or some-private-practice-health-professional-along-those-lines in my hometown who has a life-sized cow statue outside his/her office, which has always confused me. And unfortunately, it's not blue.
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Post by usurpmyprose on Oct 23, 2013 15:25:15 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Dastardly on Oct 23, 2013 15:28:52 GMT -5
Randomdude, the art event / charity thing Cow Parade has been to your town. It visits a different city every year or so, and invites local artists to decorate one of many cow statues which are then placed all over the city. After the exhibiting of the cows, not to be confused with the similarly-named event every Tuesday night at the local strip club at which your mom is a sensation, they are auctioned off for charity. Your dentist bought one of the cows and is exhibiting it so people know he or she is a Charitable Dude. Did I get it right?
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LazBro
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Post by LazBro on Oct 23, 2013 15:31:28 GMT -5
I am The Lascivious Snape. I like beer and metal.
Unfortunately, and in what is no doubt a crushing disappointment to all who encounter me, I'm actually not that lascivious.
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Post by Box of Cotton Swabs on Oct 23, 2013 15:33:50 GMT -5
Hi. Iβm Box of Cotton Swabs, which seemed like a good name for reasons I canβt recall when I switched from βSurly Driver.β
Iβm decidedly middle-aged, listen to a metric fuckton of music, and rarely participate in TI but I like signing up for things. Iβm more of a child commenter than a parent commenter. See? That sounds all wrong. This is why I donβt write original content. Simpsonβs quotes ahoy!
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Dellarigg
AV Clubber
This is a public service announcement - with guitars
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 23, 2013 15:41:03 GMT -5
I'm Dellarigg, fairly new to the AV Club, but quickly obsessed with it. I teach in the UK evenings, at the height of things posting wise, but I do my best to contribute in some small way.
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Post by flowsthead on Oct 23, 2013 15:44:22 GMT -5
Hello. I am flowsthead in most places. I like narrative, the TI scares me, but I occasionally venture into the dark jungle of its threads. I used to comment on Newswires a bunch, but now I just comment on TV reviews and some articles. Ya'll are too prolific.
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Oct 23, 2013 15:51:16 GMT -5
I'm Trurl. I'm middle aged and hopelessly out-of-touch with pop culture (or any culture, actually) so all of my pop-cultural references tend to be from before 1985. So yeah, if there's going to be a thread about Maya's eyebrows on "Space: 1999" I will likely chime in. Heh, my motto has long been, "perpetually out of touch with contemporary pop culture". Frequently I wonder what the hell I'm doing reading the AVClub. I feel like a nun at an orgy - then again, I always feel like a nun at an orgy. There's no shame in that.
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Trurl
Shoutbox Elitist
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Post by Trurl on Oct 23, 2013 15:51:57 GMT -5
Hey there, I'm still switters. Been on and about the avclub since around 2006. I just don't post that much. Newly married, live in Nashville, work in healthcare IT, have dogs. I try to be nice on the internet, but you fuckers don't make it easy! Oh yeah. Congrats on that whole getting married thing. I usually don't pile on the "congrats" threads, because I hate to see others doing well for themselves. Here's a tip for newlyweds: It helps if you like, or heck...love your spouse. The trick is find someone you don't hate. *Now* he tells me.
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Post by Dr. Dastardly on Oct 23, 2013 15:53:02 GMT -5
Always wondered, flowsthead - what's up with that name? Is it flows thead? Or flows the ad? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Post by flowsthead on Oct 23, 2013 15:56:11 GMT -5
Always wondered, flowsthead - what's up with that name? Is it flows thead? Or flows the ad? WHAT DOES IT MEAN? It's a really simple anagram. It'll help if I put it in its original form, which was going to be a pseudonym if I ever wrote anything. Note: I came up with this in high school. Flow S Thead
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Post by [Citrus] on Oct 23, 2013 16:06:36 GMT -5
I keep thinking it's Flows Thread, which doesn't entirely make sense either but whatever.
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Post by flowsthead on Oct 23, 2013 16:10:16 GMT -5
I keep thinking it's Flows Thread, which doesn't entirely make sense either but whatever. It's a common typo of my name. People misspell it all the time because it doesn't really mean anything, and I don't mind as long as the flows part is kept the same. I CTRL+F "flows" all the time, so the backhalf being wrong doesn't matter to me much.
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Post by Dr. Dastardly on Oct 23, 2013 16:11:38 GMT -5
WOLF IS DEATH! AGH! RUN, EVERYONE!
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Post by [Citrus] on Oct 23, 2013 16:12:58 GMT -5
I keep thinking it's Flows Thread, which doesn't entirely make sense either but whatever. It's a common typo of my name. People misspell it all the time because it doesn't really mean anything, and I don't mind as long as the flows part is kept the same. I CTRL+F "flows" all the time, so the backhalf being wrong doesn't matter to me much. People always call me Critic and I have to go "No, no, think of oranges." In real life, a telemarketer once called me "Mr. Wiggles." My name is spelled somewhat different.
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