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Post by laterite on Jun 16, 2017 19:12:11 GMT -5
Easily the funniest thing he's written in years. |
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Post by sarapen on Jun 29, 2017 20:02:39 GMT -5
Something fascinatingly morbid about this nuclear bombing simulator, which maps the effects of a nuking (fatalities, injuries, the maximum radius for getting houses flattened, etc) onto whatever location you select. You even get to pick the type of bomb and the height of the detonation. Here's Toronto getting a surface burst Fat Man bomb dropped right on the CN Tower - 34,200 dead, 69,550 injured, and radioactive fallout all down the western shore of Lake Ontario reaching as far as Oakville. Or if that's boring you can drop a 100 Megaton Tsar Bomba on the White House! Hours of fun at work! |
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Post by Nudeviking on Jun 29, 2017 20:31:49 GMT -5
Something fascinatingly morbid about this nuclear bombing simulator, which maps the effects of a nuking (fatalities, injuries, the maximum radius for getting houses flattened, etc) onto whatever location you select. You even get to pick the type of bomb and the height of the detonation. Here's Toronto getting a surface burst Fat Man bomb dropped right on the CN Tower - 34,200 dead, 69,550 injured, and radioactive fallout all down the western shore of Lake Ontario reaching as far as Oakville. Or if that's boring you can drop a 100 Megaton Tsar Bomba on the White House! Hours of fun at work! That is fun! Thankfully my house would not be destroyed in North Korea blew up the Blue House (Korea's White House) with their most mighty bomb, but depending on which way the wind blew I might still end up with sweet mutant powers from radiation. If they blew up the National Assembly building though I'm fucked. WOOO! |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 15, 2017 15:20:17 GMT -5
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jul 15, 2017 15:48:57 GMT -5
My god, the Bible for that order must be a million pages long. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 15, 2017 16:30:51 GMT -5
My god, the Bible for that order must be a million pages long. You might have just won not only comment of the day, but of the whole damned weekend. |
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Post by Ben Grimm on Aug 24, 2017 13:45:25 GMT -5
My wife sent that to me right before I saw it here. Fun. The Michael Bay one was way off, though. I could tell what was going on. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 3, 2018 0:09:31 GMT -5
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Post by Tea Rex on Jun 27, 2018 9:47:56 GMT -5
Who wants to watch a 40 minute video about the horrors of a small cult of soul bond/otherkin folks who brought their victims together over many years and many disparate sites' worth of internet posts?
You know you do.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2018 12:30:45 GMT -5
Who wants to watch a 40 minute video about the horrors of a small cult of soul bond/otherkin folks who brought their victims together over many years and many disparate sites' worth of internet posts? You know you do. I keep seeing this video in my recommendations, and I just figured it was a review of FFVII |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 6, 2018 11:56:07 GMT -5
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Nov 24, 2018 12:25:09 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Nov 25, 2018 10:23:24 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 31, 2019 18:06:56 GMT -5
For those of you who like reading advice columns (especially "Dear Prudence") this was pretty clever Dear Mother Goose |
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