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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 12, 2018 18:42:44 GMT -5
This comes about from my brother expressing surprise that anyone actually uses the pee flap in the front of underwear, which I do all the time
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jan 12, 2018 18:50:34 GMT -5
As an adult, I use the fly as intended. Three-year-olds drop their pants.
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Jan 12, 2018 19:11:48 GMT -5
Button fly, commando. Thin layer of gaberdine, baby.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 12, 2018 20:53:08 GMT -5
As an adult, I use the fly as intended. Three-year-olds drop their pants. This is why that five pack box of jockey shorts my wife bought me a couple of years back that didn't have the pee flap really annoyed the hell out of me. |
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Post by ayatollahcm on Jan 12, 2018 21:26:28 GMT -5
I sit when I can because I'm not a fucking feudal peasant in the fields.
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Post by Powerthirteen on Jan 12, 2018 21:26:46 GMT -5
Piss flaps are awkward and pinchy, and lead to... parts... getting pointed in... directions. I just sort of hook a thumb over the waistband of my boxers and pull it down through my fly.
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Post by Powerthirteen on Jan 12, 2018 21:27:33 GMT -5
I sit when I can because I'm not a fucking feudal peasant in the fields. Can we have a remake of Holy Grail with Ian McShane as Arthur or Dennis? |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 13, 2018 0:37:22 GMT -5
I sit when I can because I'm not a fucking feudal peasant in the fields. When using public restrooms I prefer not to press my naked flesh to anything if I can at all avoid it. Also I grew up on a farm oftentimes peeing outside like a proper feudal peasant so I don't mind it all that much. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2018 0:39:52 GMT -5
I sit when I can because I'm not a fucking feudal peasant in the fields. Get a load of this joker |
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Post by pairesta on Jan 14, 2018 11:44:05 GMT -5
I know I've gotten on this soapbox before, but there is seriously something deeply unsettling about the "drop pants and underwear to ankles at the urinal" types. Some dude I worked with long ago would do that. He'd also fold his arms over his chest when he went. It told you everything you needed to know about him.
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Post by dwarfoscar on Jan 14, 2018 12:12:18 GMT -5
Sometimes you do a number one and your body, unprompted, feels like doing a number two while he's at it. So I sit most of the time, just in case.
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Post by ArchieLeach on Jan 14, 2018 12:42:27 GMT -5
Is there a way to wear standard boxers without Little Archie trying to wiggle his way out the door? It's the most uncomfortable feeling ever. I've migrated to boxer briefs, myself.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 14, 2018 14:28:26 GMT -5
I know I've gotten on this soapbox before, but there is seriously something deeply unsettling about the "drop pants and underwear to ankles at the urinal" types. Some dude I worked with long ago would do that. He'd also fold his arms over his chest when he went. It told you everything you needed to know about him. I only included that as a ridiculous joke. The fact there are people, (adults!) who do that is horrifying. The crossing arms thing makes me think he might be a war criminal. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 14, 2018 14:29:50 GMT -5
Is there a way to wear standard boxers without Little Archie trying to wiggle his way out the door? It's the most uncomfortable feeling ever. I've migrated to boxer briefs, myself. I prefer boxer briefs myself for that reason, as well as the fact they tend to bunch up less when pants of even a slight tightness are pulled over them. |
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Post by ganews on Jan 14, 2018 22:55:34 GMT -5
The only time I don't undo the belt and go over top of the underwear waistband is when I'm wearing a suit. Those suit pants have the extra buttons, it's just too much.
Also boxer briefs are where it's at. My boys need a house.
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Post by *Deep, Pained Sigh* on Jan 15, 2018 1:58:02 GMT -5
I sit down because WOMEN have to sit down and they NEED my solidarity
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 4:08:41 GMT -5
Number one in public bathrooms, number two on my lonesome.
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Post by Not a real doctor on Jan 15, 2018 10:07:22 GMT -5
Piss flaps are awkward and pinchy, and lead to... parts... getting pointed in... directions. I just sort of hook a thumb over the waistband of my boxers and pull it down through my fly. Yeah, if I'm wearing underwear, this is my style. |
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jan 15, 2018 10:59:27 GMT -5
Piss flaps are awkward and pinchy, and lead to... parts... getting pointed in... directions. I just sort of hook a thumb over the waistband of my boxers and pull it down through my fly. Yeah, if I'm wearing underwear, this is my style. Y'all need to buy better underwear if you're having this problem. |
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Post by Baron von Costume on Jan 15, 2018 11:03:30 GMT -5
Yeah, if I'm wearing underwear, this is my style. Y'all need to buy better underwear if you're having this problem. Meh, I just can't be bothered to fuss with them, pulling down the waistband is faster. Less time I spend at a public urinal the better. |
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Post by Powerthirteen on Jan 15, 2018 11:53:21 GMT -5
Y'all need to buy better underwear if you're having this problem. Meh, I just can't be bothered to fuss with them, pulling down the waistband is faster. Less time I spend at a public urinal the better. Zackly. I'm taking the route that involves the least time spent fumbling at my crotch. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2018 12:39:17 GMT -5
It's winter so I generally have two pairs of gitch--long gitch and reg. Finding a way through both traps would be a hassle, so it's zipper down, right thumb on double gitchband, pull it out through the zipper while depressing the gitchbands and try to ignore fuckin McMurray making Bieber eyes at me. Eyes on your own work there, chief.
The same practice applies in single-gitch seasons.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 15, 2018 12:41:54 GMT -5
Meh, I just can't be bothered to fuss with them, pulling down the waistband is faster. Less time I spend at a public urinal the better. Zackly. I'm taking the route that involves the least time spent fumbling at my crotch. My issue is, particularly if I'm dressed for work, that undoing the belt and pulling out the dress shirt and trying to keep my jacket out of the way is a lot more work than unzipping and a slight manoeuvring with the flap. I feel like I do less fumbling that way. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 15, 2018 12:42:46 GMT -5
It's winter so I generally have two pairs of gitch--long gitch and reg. Finding a way through both traps would be a hassle, so it's zipper down, right thumb on double gitchband, pull it out through the zipper while depressing the gitchbands and try to ignore fuckin McMurray making Bieber eyes at me. Eyes on your own work there, chief. The same practice applies in single-gitch seasons. Yeah, winter and long johns or ski pants or what have you make it a whole other ball game. Pun intended. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 15, 2018 12:43:58 GMT -5
I sit down because WOMEN have to sit down and they NEED my solidarity Not true, women don't *have* to sit down at all. go-girl.com/ |
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Jan 15, 2018 12:51:34 GMT -5
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Post by Powerthirteen on Jan 15, 2018 13:14:32 GMT -5
Zackly. I'm taking the route that involves the least time spent fumbling at my crotch. My issue is, particularly if I'm dressed for work, that undoing the belt and pulling out the dress shirt and trying to keep my jacket out of the way is a lot more work than unzipping and a slight manoeuvring with the flap. I feel like I do less fumbling that way. With a little practice you'll find that lowering the waistband, pushing up the dress shirt, and extracting the key player in this little melodrama can all be combined into a single straightforward spreading manoeuvre with the fingers. Send $10 and a SASE and I'll mail you my pamphlet. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 15, 2018 15:09:45 GMT -5
My issue is, particularly if I'm dressed for work, that undoing the belt and pulling out the dress shirt and trying to keep my jacket out of the way is a lot more work than unzipping and a slight manoeuvring with the flap. I feel like I do less fumbling that way. With a little practice you'll find that lowering the waistband, pushing up the dress shirt, and extracting the key player in this little melodrama can all be combined into a single straightforward spreading manoeuvre with the fingers. Send $10 and a SASE and I'll mail you my pamphlet. I resent that you called it a "little" melodrama. Any chance you sell pamphlets on anything else of concern to today's men? |
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Post by Powerthirteen on Jan 15, 2018 15:30:37 GMT -5
With a little practice you'll find that lowering the waistband, pushing up the dress shirt, and extracting the key player in this little melodrama can all be combined into a single straightforward spreading manoeuvre with the fingers. Send $10 and a SASE and I'll mail you my pamphlet. I resent that you called it a "little" melodrama. Any chance you sell pamphlets on anything else of concern to today's men? I have a monograph on choosing the best varieties of silk for your grenadine neckties, and am nearly finished composing my thoughts on how best to combat lumbar fatigue using calisthenics and Swedish exercises. |
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Post by chalkdevil 😈 on Jan 15, 2018 17:27:49 GMT -5
Wait, do they face the wall or face forward? I don't know what's worse. Either you're making eye contact with people pissing while trying to not look at their crotch or you're walking in and just looking at your co-workers asses as the while they drop their pants and shuffle forward a little to make sure their over the urinal. Uh, I guess the whole thing seems very pro-skirt. |
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