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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 1, 2014 9:50:24 GMT -5
Pfft, the computer says I drafted poorly, BUT I'LL SHOW THAT STUPID COMPUTER. Also I have a feeling that my Richard Rodgers pick tanked my ranking but JUST YOU WAIT. The computer says I had the third best draft out of everybody in the league during the first 7 rounds, but then apparently I tanked it in the second half. But that's complete bullshit, because in the later rounds I got Wes Welker, Colin Kaepernick, Dan Bailey, and picked up Tim Wright in the 14th round for a fucking steal. The computer is a moron. |
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 1, 2014 9:53:50 GMT -5
According to Yahoo, Wright's fantasy prospects are low because he "doesn't fit the Patriots' current 3 WR game plan." You know, because Bill Belichick isn't known for changing his plans drastically from game-to-game.
Fuck Yahoo, bunch of idiots.
Edit: I'm pretty sure I also got slammed because I only drafted one kicker and one defense. Whatever.
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Sept 1, 2014 10:20:51 GMT -5
Hahaha Hornbread autodrafted because he was on a plane headed to France and he got the second-highest grade.
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Post by outforawalk on Sept 1, 2014 11:22:38 GMT -5
I autodrafted as well and it only gave itself a B. You'd think it would have more respect for its own algorithms than that.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2014 22:38:10 GMT -5
I got a B and am projected to score 1316 points! But also projected to miss the playoffs at 6-8. Godspeed you badteam on the other hand got a B and projected to score 1315 points, however they are projected to get into the playoffs with a record of 11-3!
I had a bad draft, the other team had a good draft. FUCK YOU, YAHOO.
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 2, 2014 0:11:36 GMT -5
I got a B and am projected to score 1316 points! But also projected to miss the playoffs at 6-8. Godspeed you badteam on the other hand got a B and projected to score 1315 points, however they are projected to get into the playoffs with a record of 11-3! I had a bad draft, the other team had a good draft. FUCK YOU, YAHOO. I think Yahoo needs to start taking its medication for bipolar disorder. |
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Sept 2, 2014 18:44:47 GMT -5
Hahahahah Welker got busted for taking Molly cut with amphetamines ahahahah
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 2, 2014 18:58:50 GMT -5
Hahahahah Welker got busted for taking Molly cut with amphetamines ahahahah lol wut |
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 2, 2014 21:13:20 GMT -5
Well fuck me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2014 3:45:42 GMT -5
I finally have a kicker. I feel like a complete team now.
Look out, outforawalk. I'm not so crappy anymore.
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Post by Baron von Costume on Sept 3, 2014 8:36:21 GMT -5
I have too much overlap between my three teams, this will lead to tears... or at least lost money.
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Sept 3, 2014 10:23:16 GMT -5
Welker on the Molly Rumors: "I wouldn't have any idea where to get a Molly or what a Molly is," Welker he said. That's a joke. I don't do marijuana, I don't do drugs. I don't do any drugs."
Ah, the ol' "Ignorant Dad" strategy. "Learned it from me?! Young man, I do not inhale reefer smoke, and I never have even seen a doobie cigarette!"
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Post by Baron von Costume on Sept 3, 2014 10:26:05 GMT -5
Yeah, you're a rich football player Wes, everyone knows there's always someone in your group of hangers on who can buy the drugs and know "where to get a molly."
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 3, 2014 20:56:46 GMT -5
16-year-old suburban girls know where to get molly. I know where to get molly and, while it may surprise you guys to learn this, I'm lame as shit.
Also, what kind of nutbag takes amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby? Apparently Welker can party harder than I can.
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 4, 2014 15:24:31 GMT -5
Goddammit, I need an update on Crabtree! I hope he plays, the match-up of him against the Dallas secondary is just too good.
Gimme some good news, bleacher report!
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Post by Baron von Costume on Sept 4, 2014 15:54:41 GMT -5
Yahoo computer is a total dick... here is my favourite draft recap this year:
"show us your tits took the last pick in the draft and turned it into a pretty decent team. Unless of course they planned on winning, because if that was the plan, then something must have gone awry. Completely rattled by picking last, show us your tits struggled from beginning to end, and is projected to finish 10th in 2nd Annual GWS Sportsball League with a record of 0-14-0 (1,102 points)"
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 7, 2014 14:50:46 GMT -5
Y'all laughed at me for getting Darren Sproles. Who's laughing now? Crabtree and Kaepernick are gonna win the week for me, just you wait!
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 7, 2014 15:51:00 GMT -5
Kaepernick putting the hurt on! 7 points already! Coming up in the world! Can't trust nobody! Gotta look over my shoulder constantly!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2014 16:48:09 GMT -5
Thank you, Eagles Defense, for saving my dumb ass. Also, Matt Bryant.
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 7, 2014 19:53:15 GMT -5
Welp, I got my ass handed to me. Earlier boisturing retracted.
At least I won my $10 league.
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Sept 8, 2014 9:03:06 GMT -5
I was supposed to get trounced, but instead it will be Tate vs. Allen to decide who wins game one and I like my odds.
This wouldn't be a problem if I had played Wilson instead of Rodgers or if I picked not New Orleans for my defense.
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Post by outforawalk on Sept 8, 2014 12:22:16 GMT -5
Man that was terrible, and all of my players are jerks.
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Post by outforawalk on Sept 8, 2014 12:23:24 GMT -5
Thank you, Eagles Defense, for saving my dumb ass. Also, Matt Bryant. Yeah that is some crazy kicker points you got there! |
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Sept 8, 2014 12:52:59 GMT -5
9ers defense, whoa there sonny jim.
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 8, 2014 22:28:27 GMT -5
Should've started Fatt Stafford. Kaepernick should have put up bigger numbers against Dallas and Crabtree wasn't even part of the game plan.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Sept 10, 2014 1:42:50 GMT -5
I'm in 3 leagues and won in each of them. This will be the only time this happens this year.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 1:53:57 GMT -5
My two main leagues I'm giving a shit about, well I won here. The other won I lost..... despite having the 2nd highest score of the week. Not fantasy football for me till that happens!
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Sept 10, 2014 9:02:24 GMT -5
outforawalk you caught one heck of a tough break. So many injuries!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2014 21:48:06 GMT -5
I do not generally believe in carrying two quarterbacks.
I will break that rule of thumb. I knew I wouldn't have the #1 waiver position for long.
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Post by dboonsghost on Sept 10, 2014 22:06:47 GMT -5
Tomorrow's game is Ravens vs. Steelers. Well that's just great. No matter who wins, we all lose.
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