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Post by dboonsghost on Oct 28, 2014 21:37:09 GMT -5
I score almost 120 points and I still lose.
FUCK THIS GAME!
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Oct 28, 2014 22:38:32 GMT -5
You're firmly in Fuck Other People Over position, though!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2014 22:56:22 GMT -5
You're firmly in Fuck Other People Over position, though! *looks at who I am facing this week* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Oct 29, 2014 6:17:22 GMT -5
How the hell could I have drafted such lousy miss-fire teams in all three of my leagues? How the 5/10 top draft picks all shit the bed so horribly, week after week, after week?!  |
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Post by Baron von Costume on Oct 29, 2014 9:16:48 GMT -5
I added a Cleveland Browns QB to my team... isn't that a sign of the apocalypse?
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Post by dboonsghost on Oct 29, 2014 14:09:07 GMT -5
How the hell could I have drafted such lousy miss-fire teams in all three of my leagues? How the 5/10 top draft picks all shit the bed so horribly, week after week, after week?! I know somebody who drafted Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice. That poor bastard. |
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Post by Pops Freshenmeyer on Oct 31, 2014 6:18:18 GMT -5
How the hell could I have drafted such lousy miss-fire teams in all three of my leagues? How the 5/10 top draft picks all shit the bed so horribly, week after week, after week?! I know somebody who drafted Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice. That poor bastard. There's one guy in another league I'm in who likes to make intentionally stupid picks -- what he calls "Dick Drafting." His first pick last year and this year was Peyton Manning early in the first round. Last year, he went several weeks before finally taking a loss, and, ultimately, he wound up coming in third. This year, his first three picks were Peyton, Ray Rice, and Wes Welker. He's doing okay. |
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 2, 2014 13:56:49 GMT -5
RIP Nick Foles I debated whether or not I should have started Alex Smith against the Jets, but Foles has been pretty good to me so I went with him. Now I'm fucked. As for the TI league...  YUP THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT. |
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 2, 2014 18:02:24 GMT -5
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Post by Baron von Costume on Nov 4, 2014 10:42:54 GMT -5
Monday morning I was 92% to win in my cash league... By tuesday morning I had lost on Luck's good night and Vinatieri getting 19 fucking kicker points, my fingers are crossed for a stat correction.
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 4, 2014 10:51:09 GMT -5
Monday morning I was 92% to win in my cash league... By tuesday morning I had lost on Luck's good night and Vinatieri getting 19 fucking kicker points, my fingers are crossed for a stat correction. I was leading by 30 points in my cash league, and then Andrew Luck and Odell Beckham Jr. teamed up to fuck me gently and sweetly. I hate fantasy football. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2014 23:45:21 GMT -5
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 7, 2014 10:17:32 GMT -5
Mohamed Sanu: 7 targets, 2 receptions.
Hey, nice effort out there. But next time could you take me out to a nice steak dinner, because I like to be wined and dined before I get FUCKED.
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 7, 2014 10:20:30 GMT -5
It was just the Browns, you asshole! THE BROWNS!! ALL I WANT IS TWO OR THREE MORE WINS!
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Nov 8, 2014 15:36:35 GMT -5
This just in: the Browns are actually good.
Hoyer is 9-3 as starter, and they're missing both Gordon and Cameron.
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Post by Smacks on Nov 8, 2014 17:26:47 GMT -5
This just in: the Browns are actually good. Hoyer is 9-3 as starter, and they're missing both Gordon and Cameron. My city is sort of in shock. I bartend every Sunday and it's like an apprehensive excitement. Like "who is this team?", "should we get excited yet?". |
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Nov 8, 2014 22:02:16 GMT -5
Boon, you and Pops have been so fucked in this league and I have no idea why. It's amazingly funny and sad at the same time.
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Nov 8, 2014 22:02:27 GMT -5
DOUBLE POST?
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 8, 2014 22:14:36 GMT -5
Boon, you and Pops have been so fucked in this league and I have no idea why. It's amazingly funny and sad at the same time. I drafted awesome. I played all the right people every week. I got fucked for three reasons: Jason Witten and Michael Crabtree have surprisingly been non-factors for the Cowboys and the 49ers, Stevan Ridley's knee exploded, and Wes Welker's brain exploded. It's just not fair! |
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 9, 2014 12:18:36 GMT -5
This morning I learned that Kurt Warner doesn't believe in evolution. On Twitter he wrote to somebody, "I know I'm still waiting to see a monkey become a human in my lifetime. You?"
Jesus Christ, I used to look up to this guy.
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 9, 2014 13:29:51 GMT -5
FINALLY my Fatt Stafford/Calvin Johnson duo works. Only took 10 weeks!
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Nov 9, 2014 16:44:06 GMT -5
Lions bullshit this year has been only positive and that's really A Bad Thing.
Also the corpses of Stephen Jackson and Frank Gore both outscored Bell and THEY'RE BOTH ON MY BENCH FUCK.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2014 19:15:43 GMT -5
I thought I was going to have to have a lot of help to win, but the cardinals D has brought me back in the game!
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Post by Bedroom Pastrami on Nov 9, 2014 22:44:25 GMT -5
THANK YOU AARON RODGERS.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2014 23:01:44 GMT -5
Goddamnit, mason Crosby is going to put me down like 20 to 25 points. Watch Benjamin shit the bed, Sanchez turn it over and the eagles to never attempt a FG. Ugggggh.
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Post by Baron von Costume on Nov 10, 2014 9:41:17 GMT -5
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 10, 2014 11:10:54 GMT -5
I am actively committing collusion in my $10 league with one of the worst teams so I can nab Aaron Rodgers for Tannehill. I sent the guy the Archers of Loaf discography and I'm telling him to name what else he wants.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Nov 10, 2014 15:57:25 GMT -5
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Post by dboonsghost on Nov 10, 2014 22:58:21 GMT -5
I won.
I don't know what to do now.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2014 23:08:56 GMT -5
I won. I don't know what to do now. I thought you were a pats fan, but you're acting like a Jets fan! |
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