Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Jun 8, 2021 7:09:33 GMT -5
My head ain't filled with nothing but cats and rocking chairs
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patbat
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OK です か
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Post by patbat on Jun 8, 2021 12:32:37 GMT -5
I got syphilitic hetero friends in every part of town/
I don't hate them, but I know them, I don't want them hanging around/
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jun 8, 2021 16:29:01 GMT -5
The creature in the sky
got sucked in a hole
Now there's a hole in the sky
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ArchieLeach
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I talk too much, I worry me to death
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Post by ArchieLeach on Jun 8, 2021 22:52:55 GMT -5
We'd been together too long
Like a worn-out recording
Of a favorite song
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Jun 9, 2021 3:31:33 GMT -5
I got syphilitic hetero friends in every part of town/ I don't hate them, but I know them, I don't want them hanging around/ I could've sworn I'd added this about three times, but a search tells me otherwise. Strange days. |
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Jun 9, 2021 16:38:55 GMT -5
Marrying a beeyotch
Having seven keeyods
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jun 9, 2021 20:34:27 GMT -5
Turn on my stereo
it's played for years and years
an Otis Redding song
it's all I own
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Invisible Goat
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Grab your mother's keys, we're leaving
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Post by Invisible Goat on Jun 9, 2021 21:33:46 GMT -5
All the best DJs are saving their slowest song for last
When the dance is through, it's me and you
Come on, would it be really so bad?
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on Jun 10, 2021 10:57:31 GMT -5
To avoid complications
she never kept the same address
in conversations
she spoke just like a Baroness
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Jun 10, 2021 14:01:07 GMT -5
The Judge said, 'Son, what is your alibi?
If you were somewhere else, then you won't have to die.'
I spoke not a word, though it meant my life
I had been in the arms of my best friend's wife
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Jun 10, 2021 16:05:49 GMT -5
The judge said, "Son, what is your alibi? If you were somewhere else then you won't have to die." I spoke not a word though it meant my life I had been in the arms of my best friend's wife Oh well. |
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jun 10, 2021 20:20:27 GMT -5
The Judge said, 'Son, what is your alibi? If you were somewhere else, then you won't have to die.' I spoke not a word, though it meant my life I had been in the arms of my best friend's wife He knew that it would cost him dear But yet he dare not say Just where he'd been that fateful night A secret it must stay He had to fight back tears of rage His heart beat like a drum For with the wife of his best friend He spent his final night of freedom |
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on Jun 10, 2021 23:27:52 GMT -5
Well, they hung my brother before I could say
The tracks he saw while on his way
To Andy's house and back that night were mine
And his cheating wife had never left town
That's one body that'll never be found
You see little sister don't miss when she aims her gun
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billy
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"Coming for you...and your family!"
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Post by billy on Jun 11, 2021 18:14:07 GMT -5
Love never made a—
A fool of me
I always was one
As you could see
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patbat
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OK です か
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Post by patbat on Jun 12, 2021 1:26:52 GMT -5
ヤニで固めてる
タンクちぎれて
あふれ出したんだ
I told you so
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jun 16, 2021 12:46:54 GMT -5
Ah can't you see me standin' here I got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah can't you see what I mean?
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billy
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Post by billy on Jun 16, 2021 16:28:29 GMT -5
By a ninety-nine cent store
She closed her eyes and started swaying
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on Jun 16, 2021 20:58:32 GMT -5
And the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Jun 20, 2021 12:41:27 GMT -5
They'll be frying up your hair
In that Little Electric Chair
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billy
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Post by billy on Jun 23, 2021 19:05:28 GMT -5
And you learn to find the only way
Or you learn to say “I tried”
It seems to me a lot of little towns were made that way
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Jun 23, 2021 19:29:51 GMT -5
Some things will never change,
They stand there looking backwards,
Half-unconscious from the pain
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Jun 27, 2021 8:39:40 GMT -5
Despite all the amputations,
You know you could just go out
And dance to the rock n' roll station
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jun 27, 2021 19:45:01 GMT -5
Are you coming to ease my headache?
Do you give good head?
Am I good in bed?
I don't know, I guess so
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Post by songstarliner on Jun 27, 2021 19:45:29 GMT -5
you're asking me will my love grow?
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Invisible Goat
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Post by Invisible Goat on Jun 28, 2021 19:59:11 GMT -5
He goes to the desert, fires his rifle in the sky
And says "God, if I have to die, you will have to die"
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Jun 28, 2021 22:14:47 GMT -5
We're angry people
Exploding in love
We're completely normal
Throwing bottles at God
You did this to us
Why did you do this to us
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Jul 1, 2021 13:59:34 GMT -5
You are the son of incestuous union
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jul 3, 2021 10:37:47 GMT -5
And I want the most, but I'll take the least
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on Jul 5, 2021 13:17:10 GMT -5
My baby came to me this morning
she said "I'm kind of confused
if me and BB King were both drowning
which one would you choose?"
and I said "baby"
I said "baby baby baby
baby baby baby
baaaaaaaaaby
I ain't never heard you play no blues"
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jul 5, 2021 18:01:30 GMT -5
A gathering of grunts and greens
The cogs and grunts and hirelings
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