Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jul 16, 2022 8:11:31 GMT -5
I've got to put this stuff away, I mustn't leave a trace
The landlord's breathing down my neck, he says it's a disgrace
So I said "put it in a cool dry place"
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repulsionist
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actively disinterested
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Post by repulsionist on Jul 27, 2022 17:16:41 GMT -5
And there's Veronica,
Waiting on blah, blah, blah
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 3, 2022 8:19:56 GMT -5
Too many guns in this damn town
At the supermarket, you gotta duck down
Baby flak jackets on the merry-go-round
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Aug 5, 2022 9:26:08 GMT -5
You knew the secrets of the universe
Despite it all, you made it worse
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Aug 6, 2022 7:59:43 GMT -5
Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas,
You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 7, 2022 9:57:25 GMT -5
I'm waiting for the time
When I can be without
These things that make me feel
This way all of the time
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 10, 2022 12:29:37 GMT -5
Nobody knows what kind of trouble we're in
Nobody seems to think it all might happen again
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 13, 2022 5:28:56 GMT -5
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second, I thought I remembered you
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Post by Ben Grimm on Aug 16, 2022 15:20:00 GMT -5
Whirlpool's mother wore a jacket she'd sewn out of dental floss
It was stolen by a monkey that sold it to an albatross
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 19, 2022 11:54:52 GMT -5
Come back as fire
Burn all the liars
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 21, 2022 9:18:46 GMT -5
Oh my, oh my, what a wretched life
I was born on the day that my poor mama died
I was cut from her belly with a Stanley knife
My daddy did a jig with the drunk midwife
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Post by songstarliner on Aug 26, 2022 22:41:10 GMT -5
Ice on the sheets. Look at the floor
As soon as I can walk I walk out the door and never stop
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 28, 2022 10:59:10 GMT -5
For Halloween, buy her a trumpet
And for Christmas, get her a drum
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 29, 2022 15:13:19 GMT -5
There’s a road in Oklahoma
Straighter than a preacher
Longer than a memory
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Post by Ben Grimm on Sept 1, 2022 11:51:53 GMT -5
I'm living in de-Nile
Your fertile crescent's rolling away from me
You're a-Tigris-and-Eu-fraid-es
Feelings you've been saving have to dry up eventually
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Sept 4, 2022 12:07:06 GMT -5
Call the queen, now, be my bride
Ragin' darkness by my side
Seize the summer in your pride
Take the winter in your stride
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Sept 5, 2022 14:32:45 GMT -5
Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's Bar'n'Grill
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Sept 12, 2022 12:36:14 GMT -5
We don't know where we're going
But the season's right for knowing
Post 7000!
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Sept 19, 2022 8:00:51 GMT -5
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch You better think about it, baby
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Sept 19, 2022 10:23:08 GMT -5
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely audience
We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Sept 25, 2022 10:25:26 GMT -5
I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears, but
it's alright
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Sept 25, 2022 14:04:13 GMT -5
Have you ever experienced deja vu? I know the rent is in arrears The dog has not been fed in years It's even worse than it appears, but It's alright Have you ever experienced deja vu? I know the rent is in arrears The dog has not been fed in years It's even worse than it appears, but it's alright |
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Sept 25, 2022 16:31:22 GMT -5
Have you ever experienced deja vu? I know the rent is in arrears The dog has not been fed in years It's even worse than it appears, but It's alright Have you ever experienced deja vu? I know the rent is in arrears The dog has not been fed in years It's even worse than it appears, but it's alright Oh well. A Touch Of Grey kind of suits me anyway. That's all I have to say.
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Post by Ben Grimm on Sept 25, 2022 18:45:21 GMT -5
Have you ever experienced deja vu? Have you ever experienced deja vu? Oh well. A Touch Of Grey kind of suits me anyway. That's all I have to say.
No one in this world ever get what they want and that is beautiful. |
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Sept 26, 2022 20:29:51 GMT -5
Everyone's going to be free
But they have to agree to be free
They'll have to agree to be less free than me
'Cause I rule the world you see
So wait for the army of kiddy-winkies
And terrible, tiny tots
In armoured school buses
Firing poisoned pea-shooters
And sinking their milk teeth into your thighs
Delapsus resurgam! When I fall I shall rise!
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Post by songstarliner on Sept 30, 2022 21:51:51 GMT -5
Bored than a motherfucker, in the house bored
And I'm bored than a motherfucker, in the house bored, ha
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billy
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"Coming for you...and your family!"
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Post by billy on Oct 7, 2022 10:44:44 GMT -5
Our head is a cage, and the parrot loves to talk
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Post by songstarliner on Oct 8, 2022 21:29:02 GMT -5
i think it's strange you never knew
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 15, 2022 12:16:22 GMT -5
I'd like to help you, son, but you're too young to vote
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Oct 15, 2022 15:11:38 GMT -5
I'm sittin here on the bench
I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
cause you wanna know if I'm moral enough
to join the army, burn women, kids, houses, and villages
after bein a litterbug
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