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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Apr 12, 2023 6:43:24 GMT -5
Like disco lemonade
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Apr 13, 2023 22:48:59 GMT -5
I've always been the one who runs from everyone
Cause everyone's just too weird
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Dellarigg
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Post by Dellarigg on Apr 16, 2023 6:01:30 GMT -5
Some days have bouncers and won't let you in
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Post by Dellarigg on Apr 17, 2023 10:51:36 GMT -5
You say I'm a fool
You say I'm nothing
But if I'm a fool for you
Oh, that's something
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Post by billy on Apr 24, 2023 10:51:22 GMT -5
And being clever never got me very far
Because it's all in my head
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Apr 24, 2023 12:39:01 GMT -5
Psycho Therapy, Psycho Therapy, Psycho Therapy
That's what they wanna give me
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Apr 29, 2023 13:27:30 GMT -5
Better send a begging letter to the big investigation,
Who put these fingerprints on my imagination?
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Post by songstarliner on May 4, 2023 23:59:47 GMT -5
maybe when our story's over
we'll go where it's always spring
the band is playing our song again
and all the world is green
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Post by Dellarigg on May 5, 2023 7:32:46 GMT -5
Layin out another lie
Thinkin bout a life of crime
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on May 5, 2023 10:14:31 GMT -5
Used to pray for snow
Now I just wonder
What spell I was under
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Post by Dellarigg on May 6, 2023 10:51:15 GMT -5
The night is pitch black
Come and make my
Pale face fit into place
Ah please
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Post by Dellarigg on May 8, 2023 9:32:14 GMT -5
I ain't no fighter, that's plain to see
And as a lover I ain't going down in history
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on May 8, 2023 13:02:50 GMT -5
You couldn't shine on me in the spotlight
Cause your ass couldn't shine if you sat on a flashlight
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on May 14, 2023 12:34:51 GMT -5
I wanted to tell her but I stuck to my lies
I wanted to tell her 'til I looked in her eyes
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Post by Dellarigg on May 17, 2023 12:23:38 GMT -5
Well, Susie baby, looks like we goofed again
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Post by Dellarigg on May 17, 2023 12:32:09 GMT -5
This is as good a place for these lyrics as any, I suppose: a couple of songs recorded in the 30s by Lucille Bogan, known as a 'dirty blues' singer. It's possible they were recorded at the end of a session, for private circulation only (or else everyone involved would've been sent to Ol' Sparky). They're on YouTube, and not bad. WAP's got nothing on this. Also, note the line in Shave 'Em Dry that the Stones stole for Start Me Up, Spoilered, just in case. Till The Cows Come Home
I got a man I love
I got a man I like
Every time I fuck them mens
I give 'em the doggone clap
Oh, baby
Give 'em the doggone clap
But that's the kind of pussy that they really like
I told him I gotta good cock
And it's got four damn good names
Rough top
Rough cock
Tough cock
Cock without a bone
You can fuck my cock
Suck my cock
Or leave my cock alone
Oh, baby
Honey, I piss all night long
You can fuck my cock or suck my cock
Baby, until the cows come home
You know both a my mens
They are tight like that
They got a great big dick just like a baseball bat
Ooh, fuck me
Do it to me all night long
I want you to do it to me baby
Honey, till the cows come home
They know I'm a bitch from Baltimore
I got hairs on my cock that will sweep the floor
I've got spunk from them hairs that would shet de do'
And I look over your hands seein' I'm a bitch from Baltimore
Oh, talkin' 'bout a bitch from Baltimore
And I got hairs on my cock
Sweep anybody's floor
I gotta big fat belly
I gotta big broad ass
And I can fuck any man
With real good class
Talking 'bout fuckin'
Talking 'bout grindin baby all night long
And I can do it to you honey
Until the cows come home
If you suck my pussy
Baby I'll suck your dick
I'll do it ya honey till I make you shit
Oh, baby
Honey, do it all night long
Do it to me papa
(Grace me a verse) till tomorrow comes Shave 'Em Dry I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb I got something between my legs'll make a dead man cum Oh, daddy, baby, won't you shave 'em dry? Now, draw it out! Want you to grind me, baby, grind me until I cry Say I fucked all night, and all the night before, baby And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more Oh, great God daddy, grind me, honey, and shave me dry And when you hear me holler, baby, want you to shave it dry I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb Daddy, you say that's the kind of 'em you want, and you can make 'em cum Oh, daddy, shave me dry And I'll give you something, baby, swear it'll make you cry I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs I want you to grind me, daddy, 'til the bell do ring Oh, daddy, want you to shave 'em dry Oh, great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby, won't you try? Now if fucking was the thing that would take me to Heaven I'd be fucking in the studio 'til the clock strike 11 Oh daddy, daddy, shave 'em dry I would fuck you, baby, honey, I'd make you cry Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper And your dick stands up like a steeple Your god-damn ass-hole stands open like a church door And the crabs walks in like people, haw, shit! Shucks, ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry? A big sow gets fat from eating corn And a pig gets fat from sucking Reason you see this whore, fat like I am Great God, I got fat from fucking Eh, shave 'em dry (with pleasure) My back is made of whalebone And my cock is made of brass And my fucking is made for working men's two dollars Great God 'round to kiss my ass Whoa, woo, daddy, shave 'em dry |
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Post by songstarliner on May 18, 2023 21:02:21 GMT -5
I saw a gold ring
At the bottom of the river
Glinting
At my foolish heart
Oh my foolish heart
Had to go diving
Diving diving
Into the murk
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Post by songstarliner on May 21, 2023 14:30:32 GMT -5
I dream of her always
Even when I don't dream
Her name's on my tongue
And her blood's in my stream
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jun 1, 2023 10:53:46 GMT -5
nothing
seems to break me
no matter how far I fall
nothing can break me at all
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Post by songstarliner on Jun 2, 2023 19:15:52 GMT -5
walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
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Post by Prole Hole on Jun 4, 2023 16:52:46 GMT -5
I'd sooner chew my leg off
Than be trapped in this
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Post by Dellarigg on Jun 11, 2023 13:29:13 GMT -5
Mama's gonna make all of your nightmares come true
Mama's gonna put all of her fears into you
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Jun 12, 2023 13:06:17 GMT -5
Reddit's dead
If you wanna be a poster, why?
Remember Reddit's dead
(paraphrased, with apologies to Curtis Mayfield)
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Post by Dellarigg on Jun 14, 2023 5:35:47 GMT -5
Where another man's life might begin
That's exactly where mine ends
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Jun 18, 2023 22:19:40 GMT -5
If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw,
They've got long hair at the Madison Square
You've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Jun 18, 2023 23:02:12 GMT -5
I never thought I'd get to be a million
I never thought I'd get to be the thing
That all these other children see
Look at me
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Jun 21, 2023 20:48:31 GMT -5
I was born inside a city, raised inside a room
When I was old enough to travel, I crashed out with a boom
Sometimes I talk to strangers, sometimes they talk to me
Without those colored glasses, what there is is what you see
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Jun 21, 2023 22:28:47 GMT -5
well I hits him with everything I had
right square between the eyes
said "I'm gonna get you
you son of a bitch you
spouting that pack of lies"
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Post by Prole Hole on Jun 30, 2023 17:39:01 GMT -5
She lived alone in a small apartment
Across the street from the health department
She left her pills in the glove compartment
That was the afternoon her heart went
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Post by songstarliner on Jul 4, 2023 15:26:46 GMT -5
we'll get our breakfast from the trees
we'll get our honey from the bees
we'll take a ride on the waterfalls
we'll count the stars in the sky
and surely, we'll never die
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