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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Oct 23, 2014 7:42:35 GMT -5
Well you tried it just for once, found it all right for kicks
But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks
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Post by Invisible Goat on Oct 23, 2014 9:04:22 GMT -5
Got dressed, drove the state line
Looking for you at the five and dime
Stop sign told me stay at home
Told me you were not alone
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2014 21:58:19 GMT -5
she's makin salad for breakfast
she's got tofu the size of texas
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Oct 24, 2014 0:53:36 GMT -5
Papa was a midget
Mama was a whore
Grandad was a newsboy
till he was eighty-four (and a slimy old bastard he was)
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 24, 2014 1:55:47 GMT -5
Every night I tell myself
I am the cosmos
I am the wind
But that don't get you back again
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2014 19:17:10 GMT -5
You gotta keep the devil way down in the hole
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 25, 2014 1:00:05 GMT -5
Don't you know there ain't no Devil,
That's just God when he's drunk.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 4:01:06 GMT -5
There are those who say beneath his coat there are wings
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 25, 2014 4:11:28 GMT -5
If I exorcise my devils
Well, my angels may leave too
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 4:33:39 GMT -5
Well I think I'll have the veal
A lovely meal
That's how I feel
Oh may I use your skull for a bowl?
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 25, 2014 7:01:34 GMT -5
There's always some killin' you got to do around the farm.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2014 9:11:11 GMT -5
The higher that the monkey can climb
The more he shows his tail
Call no man happy 'till he dies
There's no milk at the bottom of the pail
God builds a church
The devil builds a chapel
Like the thistles that are growing
'Round the trunk of a tree
Oh Tom, only you could make the word "milk" sound menacing.
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 25, 2014 9:22:45 GMT -5
Digging up the dead with a shovel and a pick
It's a job, it's a job
Bloody moon rising with a plague and a flood
Join the mob, join the mob
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Oct 25, 2014 9:28:27 GMT -5
Mummy can't drive
There's too much inside
Come with me darling
She said come with me darling
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Post by Jimmy James on Oct 25, 2014 12:56:35 GMT -5
And the steam comes out of the grill
Like the whole goddamn town's ready to blow...
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Post by NerdInTheBasement on Oct 25, 2014 18:32:23 GMT -5
Oink, Oink, Sooie , Yippie Yo, Ki yay...Pig Power in the HOUSE!!
I'm Proud to be Pig and I'm beamin' up love,
To my momma Hog while she's chillen in the mud.
And when it comes to chumps...I'm doin' damage,
Cus Gordy ain't goin out like a ham sammich.
My name is Gordy but they call me "Sir Stout",
I make all the girlie pigs scream and shout.
The mac daddy hog representin the swine,
Goin up with pig power cus the power's all mine.
Oink, Oink, Sooie , Yippie Yo, Ki yay...Pig Power in the HOUSE!!
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Oct 25, 2014 23:05:33 GMT -5
For the children will not be free
'til the little cheese monkey is hung up in a tree
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Post by Invisible Goat on Oct 27, 2014 11:47:51 GMT -5
Dad was a risk-taker, his was a shoemaker
You, greatest hits 2006 little list-maker
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2014 12:35:42 GMT -5
I think that I know my geography
pretty damn well
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 27, 2014 13:09:33 GMT -5
They say that all things come in threes
Well here comes the third degree
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Oct 27, 2014 17:24:33 GMT -5
All of your family had to kill to survive
And they're still waiting for their big day to arrive
But if they knew how I felt
They would bury me alive
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Oct 27, 2014 18:14:56 GMT -5
And we walk in the world of safe people
and at night we walk into our houses and burn
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Post by NerdInTheBasement on Oct 27, 2014 18:40:10 GMT -5
We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside
No matter where you from you just can't hide it
And when the band starts banging and the fiddle saws
You can't help but hollering, Yee Haw!
(This feels like the best possible post I could use for my 100th post on this forum)
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Post by Smacks on Oct 28, 2014 9:14:53 GMT -5
I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I SEE IT ALL I'M THE SEER |
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 28, 2014 9:47:16 GMT -5
Loo-na-cee, loo-na-cee,loo-na-cee ...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2014 12:03:00 GMT -5
A redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash
And this emery board is givin' me a rash
I'm flat out
You're so beautiful to look at when you cry
Freeze don't move
You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation
Of the sequel to your life
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2014 15:38:43 GMT -5
'cause it's bad news
baby, I'm bad newwws...
I'm just bad news
bad news
bad news
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 28, 2014 17:08:30 GMT -5
Joe's got a cough
Sounds kinda rough
Yeah, maybe codeine can fix it
Doctor prescribes
Drugstore supplies
Who's gonna help him to kick it?
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Oct 28, 2014 19:15:19 GMT -5
And we said goodnight to Broadway
Giving it our best regards
Tipped our hats to Mr. Cohen
Dear old Time Square's favourite bard
And we raised a glass to JFK
And a dozen more besides
When I got back to my empty room
I suppose I must have cried
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Oct 29, 2014 0:10:43 GMT -5
My method is uncertain
it's a mess
but it's working
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