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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2015 16:30:04 GMT -5
There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
There is a rapture on the lonely shore,
There is society, where none intrudes,
By the deep sea, and music in its roar:
I love not man the less, but Nature more,
From these our interviews, in which I steal
From all I may be, or have been before,
To mingle with the Universe, and feel
What I can ne'er express, yet cannot all conceal.
By: Lord George Gordon Frohman Byron
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Post by Generic Poster on Jun 2, 2015 9:06:02 GMT -5
Honor your parents
And polish your bike for them
Where is the wax can? |
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Post by Generic Poster on Jun 2, 2015 9:11:51 GMT -5
Consider this well:
Are we not all just dildos,
Shaking in the night?
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Post by Generic Poster on Jun 2, 2015 9:23:17 GMT -5
Traitorous coffee!
You wake me in the morning,
But then stain my shirt!
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Post by Generic Poster on Jun 2, 2015 9:30:43 GMT -5
Do you want to build
A snowman? No I do not.
Please shut the fuck up.
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Jun 2, 2015 10:02:19 GMT -5
Post by The Prighlofone on Jun 2, 2015 10:02:19 GMT -5
Generic Poster Has made this thread for haikus Wait...no, he didn't? |
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Jun 2, 2015 10:09:03 GMT -5
Post by Generic Poster on Jun 2, 2015 10:09:03 GMT -5
Haiku is the best
form of poetry. To think
otherwise is dumb.
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Post by Some Kind of Munster on Jun 2, 2015 11:14:01 GMT -5
There once was a fella named billy,
Whose haiku was really quite silly,
The form was all wrong,
The lines were too long,
And the syllables all willy-nilly.
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Post by Generic Poster on Jun 2, 2015 13:58:35 GMT -5
Poor Bonnie Billy Boy.
He knows not how to center
the text of his posts.
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Post by Smacks on Jun 3, 2015 12:10:48 GMT -5
Fuck area rugs. I don't have that kind of cash. Why so pretty, huh? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 3, 2015 12:12:54 GMT -5
Fuck area rugs. I don't have that kind of cash. Why so pretty, huh? Ocean State Job Lot
Not just for off-brand soap now
Also has nice rugs
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2015 19:48:23 GMT -5
How do girls go pee
They never told us that in
Biology class
To pee like a boy That is the madwoman's dream To aim, and to score. |
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Post by ganews on Jun 17, 2015 10:15:03 GMT -5
Fill with mingled cream and amber
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain -
Quaintest thoughts - queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Jun 20, 2015 0:03:55 GMT -5
My soul is wrapped in harsh repose,
Midnight descends in raven-colored clothes,
But soft... behold!
A sunlight beam
Butting a swath of glimmering gleam.
My heart expands,
'tis grown a bulge in it,
Inspired by your beauty...
Effulgent
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2015 3:46:52 GMT -5
There once was a man named [REDACTED]
had tension so thick you could sack it.
with a girl set to move in
cohabitating with his dear friend
yet despite mad temptation he just jacked it.
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Post by ganews on Jun 20, 2015 23:31:00 GMT -5
My beard grows to my toes
I never wears no clothes
I wraps my hair
Around my bare
And down the road I goes
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2015 23:45:25 GMT -5
STICKY
As he drove me home I was not surprised
when he finally made a move.
And when we parked down by the water,
I knew my mother would not approve.
He wanted me to... well, you know
but I said it was too soon.
So I did some fancy handiwork
then washed up in the lagoon.
By SLOW, aged 19. Based on a true story.
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Post by Smacks on Jun 22, 2015 4:16:42 GMT -5
My beard grows to my toes I never wears no clothes I wraps my hair Around my bare And down the road I goes Ah, classic Seuss! |
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Post by ganews on Jun 22, 2015 5:45:19 GMT -5
My beard grows to my toes I never wears no clothes I wraps my hair Around my bare And down the road I goes Ah, classic Seuss! That's Shel Silverstein. |
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Post by Smacks on Jun 22, 2015 10:37:12 GMT -5
That's the 'S' I meant, I swear. That's what I get for being on the TI at 4 AM. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2015 19:35:35 GMT -5
By SLOW, aged 9. I won some sort of contest with this.  |
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Post by Generic Poster on Jun 30, 2015 12:23:24 GMT -5
By SLOW, aged 9. I won some sort of contest with this. You probably need to drop a footnote explaining what a "mall" is to modern readers. |
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Post by Prole Hole on Jul 2, 2015 2:35:51 GMT -5
Not mine, obviously, but nevertheless instructional haiku from Charlie Brooker, regarding the someone-else-redecorates-your-house-for-some-reason television show Changing Rooms. "Here's a makeover – brand new title, free of charge: Brighten Your Prole Hole" |
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Jul 2, 2015 8:40:09 GMT -5
How I imagine @scarlettletterowhora now:  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2015 13:15:03 GMT -5
How I imagine @scarlettletterowhora now: You honor me. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2015 18:16:13 GMT -5
once, all I wanted was to be the man on stage; turns out, he's a dick |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2015 22:58:51 GMT -5
On me your voice falls as they say love should, / Like an enormous yes by |
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Post by Lord Lucan on Jul 26, 2015 3:03:34 GMT -5
On me your voice falls as they say love should, / Like an enormous yes byThat's a good one. I haven't gotten around to reading any of Larkin's jazz criticism yet, but whenever I listen to Monk I think of him describing him as 'the elephant on the keyboard', I guess due to his sort of hammering, angular style, or maybe his posture. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 11:54:47 GMT -5
You think you know life?
Name one sight better than this:
hippies wearing casts |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2015 12:23:51 GMT -5
In my English class,
Teacher disliked my Haikus.
"Right form, wrong meaning?"
What the fucking hell
Does that even fucking mean?
Five, seven and five!
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