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Post by heroboy on Aug 31, 2015 12:11:06 GMT -5
Could you give each animal a letter grade rating at the end of the review? Nope, straight facts. Isn't my place to grade them, just to inform you on them. But how will we know how to feel about them if we aren't given a synthesized grade? These reviews are useless without having an out-of-context measurement to poorly sum up the contents!
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Post by Hippo on Aug 31, 2015 12:20:36 GMT -5
Nope, straight facts. Isn't my place to grade them, just to inform you on them. But how will we know how to feel about them if we aren't given a synthesized grade? These reviews are useless without having an out-of-context measurement to poorly sum up the contents! That is true, people wouldn't know how to feel without the invisible guiding hand of a random letter grade or number based on very arbitrary criteria determined in a black box fashion. Still, I cannot guide my readers, my dim sheep, towards the right sentiment to leave with and must allow them to decide of their free will, even with what little they may have.
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Post by Yuletelly on Sept 1, 2015 2:58:27 GMT -5
Animal Facts you say?
I recommend seals, sea otters and dolphins here, as I found a lot of interesting facts about them.
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Post by Hippo on Sept 1, 2015 3:57:45 GMT -5
Animal Facts you say? I recommend seals, sea otters and dolphins here, as I found a lot of interesting facts about them. Seals and dolphins, I think I can squeeze those in. As it stands, I have 15 weeks of content to write up so I will not be taking more requests until the queue is shorter. Seals was the last one, dolphins are on the subs bench with spotted hyenas and the line-up will be subject to change depending how interesting they are when I research them. Otters in general are this week.
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Post by ganews on Sept 1, 2015 9:30:49 GMT -5
Cephalopods, please? If you have to get specific, Octopuses/octopi/octopedes (and their alien DNA). Seconding cephalopods.
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Post by Hippo on Sept 1, 2015 9:33:45 GMT -5
Cephalopods, please? If you have to get specific, Octopuses/octopi/octopedes (and their alien DNA). Seconding cephalopods. You're the third to want the octopodes but I'm still limited to the eight legged weirdos of the underwater, no cuttlefish!
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Post by rainbowsherbert on Sept 2, 2015 17:23:54 GMT -5
Pangolins! Pangolins!
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Post by Lord Lucan on Sept 2, 2015 18:13:07 GMT -5
Could you give each animal a letter grade rating at the end of the review? Nope, straight facts. Isn't my place to grade them, just to inform you on them. Give them a cuteness rating on a scale of zero to five hugs.
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Post by Logoboros on Sept 2, 2015 19:08:01 GMT -5
Ooh, how about tarsiers? (Note: Don't feed them after midnight.)
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Post by Hippo on Sept 2, 2015 22:33:38 GMT -5
Pangolins, yes! Subs bench. If I wanted to grade on cuteness, i'd be the only one choosing as most of the queue so far isn't cute, 0 hugs for many. Tarsiers I might have briefly read as tapirs but okay, subs bench with both of them.
Main issue with the subs bench is you might not get picked.
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Sept 5, 2015 21:35:36 GMT -5
Flying foxes!
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Post by Hippo on Sept 5, 2015 23:16:52 GMT -5
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Sept 5, 2015 23:30:26 GMT -5
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Post by Hippo on Sept 7, 2015 3:32:17 GMT -5
Hi, this week's animal facts are on the otter, the first semi-aquatic animal on our list!
The otter, snake-cat of the waterways, mostly known for clams and swimming but what else do they do? Our first mustelid, the lutrines as a collective, are present on five of the six continents of the world. Both "water" and "otter" share the same word root given their ties to water and any given otter will spend most of their time inside it and are considered a keystone species in the ecosystems they exist in. I'm splitting the otters into two groups; the freshwater river otters and the saltwater sea otters as though they're both ottery, they're also very different. The river otters are common to both North America and Europe, have tails measuring upto a foot and a half and will mostly eat fish, not clams though occasional shellfish will find their way into the otter's diet. River otters tend to be comfortable both on land and in the water, just don't confuse them for beavers. The sea otters meanwhile are an endangered species compared to the more prolific river otters. These guys can exist their entire lives without making landfall and are the ones who eat clams. They are one of the few species to use tools using rocks to both dislodge shellfish and other crustaceans from the ocean floor and to crack shells on their stomachs. Unlike the river otters, their tails are not used for swimming, relying instead on webbed hind paws. Both though do have adaptations for underwater swimming; they can close their nostrils and ear canals, see and possibly smell underwater and most interestingly can change their bone density to affect their buoyancy. There are smaller groups of otter besides sea and river: there's the hairy nosed otter whose numbers are estimated at less than 100 and are critically endangered in the wild; the smooth-coated otter which is mostly in southeastern Asia and the giant otter in Southern America. They are also endangered but grow upto 5'5" in length compared to the average otter which is usually three feet in length hence why they're giant. Otters are indeed as playful as their reputation suggests, they're very social and a group of otters are often called a romp for this reason. Sea otters also tend to hold paws when sleeping in pairs and is known as a raft. A raft can often involve several otters linking together, sometimes upwards of 100 otters and will bind themselves with kelp in order to keep themselves in place sometimes when sleeping or eating.
As usual, we finish with some cute pics.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2015 3:53:06 GMT -5
Keep up the good work, Hippo !
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Post by Yuletelly on Sept 7, 2015 4:01:04 GMT -5
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Post by Hippo on Sept 7, 2015 4:02:32 GMT -5
Yeah, better it comes from you, I excluded that info with intent.
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on Sept 7, 2015 8:09:14 GMT -5
Well, that story made me sad.
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Post by Lord Lucan on Sept 7, 2015 8:25:39 GMT -5
Yeah, better it comes from you, I excluded that info with intent. Oh really? And just what was your intent, Hippo?! Hmmm? To have an animal fact thread that is unyieldingly fun and cheerful?! Well, I guess that's not a bad idea, actually. "Snake-cat of the waterways" is easily the best moniker I've heard for them. If only sea otters could teach river otters to use rocks as tools, and river otters could teach sea otters to use their tails to swim. They have so much to learn from each other! You didn't tell us which your favourite is. "A raft can often involve several otters linking together, sometimes upwards of 100 otters and will bind themselves with kelp in order to keep themselves in place sometimes when sleeping or eating." That's remarkable. I thought they were limited to two or three.
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Post by Hippo on Sept 7, 2015 8:39:39 GMT -5
Yeah, better it comes from you, I excluded that info with intent. Oh really? And just what was your intent, Hippo?! Hmmm? To have a animal fact thread that is unyieldingly fun and cheerful?! Well, I guess that's not a bad idea, actually. Yep, I want it to be interesting but also cast a given animal in a positive light because it's about celebrating their good aspects, not going "oh, well this animal is a jerk because of this" and it's not fun to state why an animal sucks. Also, it made 🔪 silly buns sad. "Snake-cat of the waterways" is easily the east moniker I've heard for them. They remind me occasionally of ferrets both being mustelids, ferrets have been called snake-cats, I have a gif of a cat swimming like an otter so "snake-cat of the waterways" it is. River otters wouldn't have much use for tools and sea otters wouldn't need strong rudder-like tails to swim with, it'd be an interesting exchange anyway.. That's remarkable. I thought they were limited to two or three. Depends on the group, if it's a big enough one then you'll see around 100 or more doing it but you're more likely to see anywhere between 10 and 40. My favourite type of otter? River otter but I'm caught between plain old European River Otter and the Smooth-coated Otter, they have nice cat-like fur.
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Post by Lord Lucan on Sept 7, 2015 19:03:21 GMT -5
Hi, this week's animal facts are on the otter, the first semi-aquatic animal on our list!
I like this little guy a lot.
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Post by rainbowsherbert on Sept 7, 2015 21:41:28 GMT -5
Behold your new god!
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Post by Lord Lucan on Sept 8, 2015 14:13:56 GMT -5
I read there's a small, isolated population of smooth-coated otters in the Mesopotamian Marshes, but I couldn't find a picture of (a living) one. Have you come across any, Hippo
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Post by Hippo on Sept 8, 2015 14:22:37 GMT -5
I read there's a small, isolated population of smooth-coated otters in the Mesopotamian Marshes, but I couldn't find a picture of (a living) one. Have you come across any, HippoThere are some in Iraq, that's true but I've not seen any of that specific group.
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Post by heroboy on Sept 8, 2015 14:37:41 GMT -5
Since you're not going to rate the animals, I guess I'll just have to go start a Community Grade with my own contextless ratings:
Sloth: C+ Otter: B+
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Post by Hippo on Sept 8, 2015 14:44:50 GMT -5
I'm grading them silently as A across the board.
Next week is bats so there'll be flying foxes and as such it'll be all about fruit bats. No goats, ever.
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Post by Hippo on Sept 8, 2015 14:56:18 GMT -5
Behold your new god! I think you might have been deceived, friend.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2015 17:20:52 GMT -5
I'm grading them silently as A across the board. Next week is bats so there'll be flying foxes and as such it'll be all about fruit bats. No goats, ever. A across the board sounds about right However, if I were to enter into the nasty business of grading Mother Nature's glorious creations just for a second, I'd have to bump the Sloth up to an A+, for a purely superficial reason; they make the bestest talk show guests (animals graded by chat show appearance, well, there's a whole new level of awfulness *pats self on back*). Fruit bats = Flying foxes. Vampire Bats = Goats?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2015 21:10:25 GMT -5
Otters seem to have a quiet dignity to them. Great post as always, Hippo. Super weird random semi-related fact: I'm a Kansas City Royals fan, and for some reason (no idea why!) it's tradition in the uber-fan game threads on KC fan sites to post pictures of otters when the Royals win a game (that gif rainbowsherbert posted is especially triumphant and is usually the first to pop up after a victory). Only when the game is actually won though - it's considered bad voodoo to "release the otters!" before the final out is recorded. We're a strange lot in Kansas City. . .
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Post by Hippo on Sept 8, 2015 23:17:28 GMT -5
Fruit bats = Flying foxes. Vampire Bats = Goats? Fruit bats are often called flying foxes because they look somewhat foxlike. Goats are just goats.
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