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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Sept 12, 2015 21:28:21 GMT -5
I can't believe we didn't have one of these already
"I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
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Smacks
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Post by Smacks on Sept 13, 2015 12:32:17 GMT -5
"Reap the whirlwind. Reap it."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2015 17:49:46 GMT -5
"What by who how make of what?"
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Tellyfier
TI Pariah 
Unwarned and dangerous
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Post by Tellyfier on Sept 13, 2015 18:06:34 GMT -5
Like a duck? Where have I heard that before?
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Nudeviking
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 13, 2015 20:13:35 GMT -5
"Yes."
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Post by Meth Lab Shenanigans on Sept 14, 2015 10:47:43 GMT -5
This one's pretty famous 'round these parts and has been referenced to death, but I mean, it's really made for this sort of thread:
"Is your social worker in that horse?"
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Post by Some Kind of Munster on Sept 14, 2015 10:58:16 GMT -5
"I’m usually not one to say atodaso, but y’know what? Atodaso. A fuckin’ atodaso."
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Sept 14, 2015 11:40:28 GMT -5
"I'm the keeper of the Cheese, and you're the Lemon Merchant. You get it?"
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on Sept 14, 2015 11:49:13 GMT -5
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Post by Ron Howard Voice on Sept 14, 2015 12:19:23 GMT -5
If they find you here, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory.
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Ice Cream Planet
AV Clubber
I get glimpses of the horror of normalcy.
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Post by Ice Cream Planet on Sept 14, 2015 12:35:32 GMT -5
'Do you recall a document shared on the J-drive titled "The Jonad Files"?'
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Sept 14, 2015 21:07:33 GMT -5
"You know, some people might say that all the black leather kind of makes you looks like an evil villain.
Not me. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2015 7:43:07 GMT -5
"What's wrong with hanging out naked? I love it. Seeing it and showing it!"
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Post-Lupin
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Immanentizing the Eschaton
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Post by Post-Lupin on Sept 15, 2015 12:40:12 GMT -5
"They're TRASHING our rights, man! They're TRASHING the flow of data! They're TRASHING! TRASHING! TRASHING! HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANET!"
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Post by Lady Bones on Sept 16, 2015 14:57:16 GMT -5
"I wear the cheese. It does not wear me."
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Sept 16, 2015 20:39:21 GMT -5
"God damn these electric sex pants!"
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Post by Sanziana on Sept 17, 2015 8:01:17 GMT -5
'This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.'
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Sept 18, 2015 21:22:34 GMT -5
"Don't speak Latin in front of the books."
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Sept 18, 2015 22:14:43 GMT -5
"If we should ever separate, my little plum, I want to give you just one bit of fatherly advice: Never give a sucker an even break!"
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Post by Meth Lab Shenanigans on Sept 19, 2015 9:37:39 GMT -5
"They're TRASHING our rights, man! They're TRASHING the flow of data! They're TRASHING! TRASHING! TRASHING! HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANET!" Mr. Robot really took a turn. "I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'"  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2015 16:48:18 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2015 10:51:33 GMT -5
I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream,make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh Shit! Is my mike on?
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Sept 25, 2015 10:30:38 GMT -5
"Course it's Pete - look at him."
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Sept 26, 2015 21:18:59 GMT -5
"I'd have you horse whipped, if I had a horse."
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Oct 3, 2015 19:55:11 GMT -5
"If I was gonna kill you, it wouldn't be quick."
goddamit I just realized that I posted the exact opposite of this quote. Edited to make it right.
Don't drink & quote, friends.
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Oct 3, 2015 21:57:17 GMT -5
I'm gonna have to science the shit outta this.
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Post by X the Anonymous Zeus or Odin on Oct 4, 2015 23:23:43 GMT -5
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because I'm the villain!"
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Oct 17, 2015 0:22:15 GMT -5
"I excel at not giving a shit."
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Oct 27, 2015 12:00:21 GMT -5
"Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!"
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Post by Powerthirteen on Oct 27, 2015 12:15:24 GMT -5
"His favourite colour is 'underboob.'"
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