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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2015 13:20:06 GMT -5
Hodor owners are the worst. You never pick up after your Hodors!
The streets of Philly are littered with the leavings of Hodors.
Ugh, the worst! Like, they warg into their Hodors and use them to kill and then the Hodors are all "H-H-H-Ho-Hodor?" Grow up, you buttheads.
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Post by Murray the Demonic Skull on Oct 2, 2015 13:39:36 GMT -5
The votes are 50/50. All is well in the world.
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Post by Invisible Goat on Oct 2, 2015 13:57:25 GMT -5
The votes are 50/50. All is well in the world. Not anymore! I'm a provocateur.
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Post by Desert Dweller on Oct 3, 2015 0:17:31 GMT -5
Woo! Broke a tie!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2015 22:25:34 GMT -5
i have had dogs and cats, and they are even-steven. since the stalwart nature of dogs has been established, i'll say that oscar the dog helped raise jean the cat, who demonstrates how she likes to be petted by gently stroking your face with little soft-paw motions, then waits in a sort of "now you do me!" posture. jean's mom, janet, was so compassionate that she tried to comfort a friend of mine who was crying at my kitchen table one day; she put her paw on the back of caroline's hand and took her out of her state of mind for a time. my fondest memories are of waking up in bed with at least 2 cats and at least one dog surrounding my body, like a living frida kahlo painting. there is nothing i wouldn't do for them. currently olive and jean both are trained to use the bathroom indoors, btw, the dog part of that equation being emergency-only, but still, pretty handy on long work days to know where to look.
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Post by dLᵒ on Oct 4, 2015 12:19:00 GMT -5
I want a mixture of both, so I'm going with domesticated fox
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Post by Lone Locust of the Apocalypse on Oct 4, 2015 12:44:16 GMT -5
I want a mixture of both, so I'm going with domesticated fox What about this?
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Post by Celebith on Oct 4, 2015 22:51:02 GMT -5
I love taking my dog to the dog park and meeting other dog owners, and chatting while our dogs play. I have yet to find the cat park. I found a cat house, but my wife really doesn't appreciate the time I spend there.
My dog loves riding in the car with us. I take him for day trips all over the place. Every trip is an adventure! He stayed with me at my hotel when I was at school last year and people would stop by to walk and play with him.
I had a schnauzer that loved to run. I ran a 10 miler with her and she was probably less winded at the end than I was. Even my current dog does well going on cross country runs through the woods.
My cats were nice, but they could have been roombas for all that it really mattered. I liked them, but I always felt like either one of us could have terminated our relationship without the other noticing for a few days.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 13:02:10 GMT -5
I love both cats and dogs equally for their differing qualities. So my vote does not count nor adjust the total either way.
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Post by GumTurkeyles on Oct 5, 2015 13:41:41 GMT -5
Pigs! And they'll eat anything. Face, body, bones, etc. And come on. Look at this face
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 13:47:29 GMT -5
I have a dog that looks like a cat His name is Weenie
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Post by Celebith on Oct 5, 2015 16:03:38 GMT -5
Pigs! And they'll eat anything. Face, body, bones, etc. And come on. Look at this face My parents and sister had a pet pig. Somewhere, I have a picture of the pig and my wife. The pig's name was Yesterday because my sister wanted to name it after a Beatles song. I was holding out for Rocky Racoon, myself.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 16:53:49 GMT -5
My parents and sister had a pet pig. Somewhere, I have a picture of the pig and my wife. The pig's name was Yesterday because my sister wanted to name it after a Beatles song. I was holding out for Rocky Racoon, myself. "Yesterday" is a fantastic pet name.
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on Oct 5, 2015 17:12:36 GMT -5
The epic battle continues with cats at a slight lead.
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Post by Post-Lupin on Oct 5, 2015 17:31:33 GMT -5
Pigs! And they'll eat anything. Face, body, bones, etc. And come on. Look at this face -David Cameron
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 17:54:59 GMT -5
Pigs! And they'll eat anything. Face, body, bones, etc. And come on. Look at this face -David Cameron Typical offensive humor you'd expect from a cat owner.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2015 17:58:30 GMT -5
My step-sisters once adopted a kitten and named it Façade. My dad hated that name, and I had no idea what it meant until years later because they also couldn't spell it when I asked them how, so I thought it was spelled "Fessaud".
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Oct 5, 2015 17:58:43 GMT -5
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on Oct 5, 2015 19:08:28 GMT -5
I like cats. Cats are assholes, but they can basically take care of themselves, you don't have to do much, they are just there living with you.
I've only ever had dogs, and my wife has only ever had dogs, and she is determined that we should get a dog. But I don't really want a dog. They're dumb and messy and it's like having another baby that never grows up.
There should be a "neither" option.
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Post by oppy all along on Oct 5, 2015 19:33:25 GMT -5
I like cats. Cats are assholes, but they can basically take care of themselves, you don't have to do much, they are just there living with you. I've only ever had dogs, and my wife has only ever had dogs, and she is determined that we should get a dog. But I don't really want a dog. They're dumb and messy and it's like having another baby that never grows up. There should be a "neither" option. NEITHER IS NOT AN OPTION
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Post by idiotking on Oct 5, 2015 20:38:13 GMT -5
Pigs! And they'll eat anything. Face, body, bones, etc. And come on. Look at this face My god. Is that pig in some sort of bondage harness? Is some prime minister about to fuck it?
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Post by Hawkguy on Oct 6, 2015 7:48:09 GMT -5
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Post by moimoi on Oct 6, 2015 9:02:03 GMT -5
That dog does not look happy to have a wig on its ass. The facial expression reads shame, mixed with scorn for the viewer.
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 7, 2015 7:12:14 GMT -5
All is right with the world.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Oct 7, 2015 9:36:50 GMT -5
Dogs all the way. I've had both and love both, but the only answer for me is dogs. They're goofy and adorable and well-intentioned even at their worst. My favorite.
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on Oct 7, 2015 10:18:21 GMT -5
*shakes fist at everyone who voted dog*
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Post by Celebith on Oct 7, 2015 15:24:56 GMT -5
Dogs ahead by 5? Go, Dog, Go!
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 7, 2015 15:55:41 GMT -5
Motorhead have a song called Dogs. They wouldn't have a song called Cats.
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 7, 2015 16:01:42 GMT -5
Motorhead have a song called Dogs. They wouldn't have a song called Cats. And RTJ doesn't have an album called "Woof the Jewels." If they did, it would be better than Meow The Jewels by, oh, about 5 votes.
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Post by Dellarigg on Oct 7, 2015 16:25:17 GMT -5
If they did, it would be better than Meow The Jewels by, oh, about 5 votes. And noted pig fucker David Cameron won by how many votes? Play fair - we didn't know he'd fucked a pig before the election. We just knew he was fucking the poor, the disabled, and the foreign. But yes, point taken, democracy doesn't work. Better freeze this poll as it stands.
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