Invent A Lie About A Celebrity

Carole King's party piece is to rip open her flesh and tickle her lungs.

Ask Benedict Cumberbatch to tell the story about the bananas. It's hilarious.

Jennifer Lawrence does all her own stunts, as well as doing all her own bookkeeping

Most people don't know that, in addition to writing the lyrics Elton John's songs, Bernie Taupin also wrote the music to those songs, and Elton John just rewrote the songs.   But all of Elton John's songs were originally written by Taupin.

Despite his massive garage, Jay Leno’s preferred method of getting around Los Angeles is recumbent bike.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s divorce was sparked by his refusal to call the earliest stages of the middle ages “Late Antiquity,” preferring instead to use the outdated term “the dark ages.” Their finally argument happened when they were visiting the Getty Villa, which resulted in Affleck being ejected from the premises after he started throwing copies of Gibbon at Garner across the gift shop.

When not acting, Gerard Depardieu tends to his flock of sheep in the Pyrénées; his threat to move to Russia was equal parts protest about changes in agricultural policy and an attempt by Putin to start an artisanal wool industry in the Urals.

There character Gob Bluth on Arrested Development is totally based on Jon Stewart

Every time Ethan Hawke coughs, a child dies.

Kanye has a glass eye

H. Jon Benjamin wasn’t a bit tipsy last night.

Before she was famous, Aisha Tyler had a nose job. Her duties included checking the adjustment of those little pads on eyeglasses, and detecting gas leaks for the city of Vancouver.

Prince wrote the theme song to DuckTales.

Patrick Stewart has actually been shaving his head since age sixteen.