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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 9, 2019 17:49:14 GMT -5
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on Jun 9, 2019 18:53:06 GMT -5
Illinois edition
I would sell your soul to Santa to be able to listen to Al Swearengen hold forth his thoughts regarding modern day Illinois politics, had he the opportunity to observe it.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 9, 2019 22:56:39 GMT -5
Boston “Straight Pride” Parade Names Alt-Right Gay Provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos as MarshalReached for comment, Milo said: “I might technically be a sequined and perfectly coiffed friend of Dorothy’s, but I’ve spent my entire career advocating for the rights of America’s most brutally repressed identity—straight people—so I know a thing or two about discrimination. This parade is a gift to anyone, male or female, black or white—gay and transgender allies, too!—who will stand with us and celebrate the wonder and the majesty of God’s own heterosexuality.” Jesus on roller skates they sure do follow some ridiculous people.
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Post by Prole Hole on Jun 11, 2019 9:58:40 GMT -5
Also I think if you advocate for fucking 13-year-olds you don't get to be called a "provocateur" you get to be called a pedo.
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jun 12, 2019 6:51:00 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 12, 2019 7:32:03 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jun 12, 2019 21:20:00 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 14, 2019 11:02:07 GMT -5
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jun 17, 2019 15:48:41 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 18, 2019 7:58:58 GMT -5
Star Of Polygamy Reality Show Dies At 41
Yeah, marriage is hard work, imagine enduring it with several people concurrently! Plus the picture of the dude made him look like he was in his late 60's. I'm going to be 41 this year and all the sudden I feel like a college aged kid again.
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on Jun 19, 2019 10:02:44 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jun 25, 2019 6:22:56 GMT -5
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Tellyfier
TI Pariah 
Unwarned and dangerous
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Post by Tellyfier on Jun 27, 2019 6:08:18 GMT -5
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oppy all along
TI Forumite
Who's been messing up everything? It was oppy all along
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Post by oppy all along on Jun 27, 2019 6:25:18 GMT -5
This is what happens when the kids who whined about gym class in high school become ‘researchers’ |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jun 27, 2019 6:44:38 GMT -5
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Tellyfier
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Post by Tellyfier on Jun 27, 2019 7:55:13 GMT -5
This is what happens when the kids who whined about gym class in high school become ‘researchers’ You're what happens when the message of dodgeball "Other humans suffering is fun for you!" connects. |
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oppy all along
TI Forumite
Who's been messing up everything? It was oppy all along
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Post by oppy all along on Jun 27, 2019 8:05:33 GMT -5
This is what happens when the kids who whined about gym class in high school become ‘researchers’ You're what happens when the message of dodgeball "Other humans suffering is fun for you!" connects. You and I have very different memories of dodgeball apparently. Dodgeball is fun! It's about teamwork and communication and the enjoyability of exerting yourself towards a common goal and yes, friendly competition. Sometimes you whomp other people but at the same time sometimes you get whomped. That develops empathy and grace in victory or defeat. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 28, 2019 18:08:08 GMT -5
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jul 2, 2019 8:31:21 GMT -5
Hot Wheels Ranked Number One Toy For Rolling Down Ramp, Knocking Over Dominoes That Send Marble Down A Funnel, Dropping Onto Teeter-Totter That Yanks On String, Causing Pulley System To Raise Wooden Block, Propelling Series Of Twine Rollers That Unwind Spring, Launching Tennis Ball Across Room, Inching Tire Down Slope Until It Hits Power Switch, Activating Table Fan That Blows Toy Ship With Nail Attached To It Across Kiddie Pool, Popping Water Balloon That Fills Cup, Weighing Down Lever That Forces Basketball Down Track, Nudging Broomstick On Axis To Rotate, Allowing Golf Ball To Roll Into Sideways Coffee Mug, Which Tumbles Down Row Of Hardcover Books Until Handle Catches Hook Attached To Lever That Causes Wooden Mallet To Slam Down On Serving Spoon, Catapulting Small Ball Into Cup Attached By Ribbon To Lazy Susan, Which Spins Until It Pushes D Battery Down Incline Plane, Tipping Over Salt Shaker To Season Omelet
yes, it's the Onion we need some sort of joy in life from somewhere
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jul 8, 2019 18:36:39 GMT -5
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Jul 9, 2019 8:15:31 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jul 12, 2019 11:59:13 GMT -5
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jul 12, 2019 12:24:55 GMT -5
I honestly thought that the filter I have that replaces the names of various members of the Trump administration with various new nicknames had kicked in on your post, but no, they are toys of an actual dumpster fire, not the metaphorical one we're living through. I can't tell if I'm relieved or not. |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jul 12, 2019 15:24:23 GMT -5
I honestly thought that the filter I have that replaces the names of various members of the Trump administration with various new nicknames had kicked in on your post, but no, they are toys of an actual dumpster fire, not the metaphorical one we're living through. I can't tell if I'm relieved or not. You can tell me. I'm a doctor. |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jul 14, 2019 7:55:00 GMT -5
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on Jul 17, 2019 11:45:20 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 20, 2019 22:34:36 GMT -5
"Trump Campaign Sells 10 Plastic Straws for $15: 'Liberal Paper Straws Don’t Work' "
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jul 21, 2019 12:22:00 GMT -5
"Trump Campaign Sells 10 Plastic Straws for $15: 'Liberal Paper Straws Don’t Work' " Reusable straws are even better for the environment than paper ones, so it's refreshing to see them so dedicated to saving the Earth. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 21, 2019 19:04:43 GMT -5
"Trump Campaign Sells 10 Plastic Straws for $15: 'Liberal Paper Straws Don’t Work' " Reusable straws are even better for the environment than paper ones, so it's refreshing to see them so dedicated to saving the Earth. You're assuming they won't throw them out of the window of their coal rolling trucks to own the libs after one use. |
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jul 22, 2019 10:38:05 GMT -5
Reusable straws are even better for the environment than paper ones, so it's refreshing to see them so dedicated to saving the Earth. You're assuming they won't throw them out of the window of their coal rolling trucks to own the libs after one use. Well, when a sea turtle chokes on a TRUMP™ straw, then can we impeach him? |
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