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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Dec 16, 2016 21:52:32 GMT -5
+10K metal spirit points for "butt-rock", Some Kind of Munster . *sincerely* The Black Album is where I left Metallica. I wasn't their greatest champion, as those reading through this thread might note. As soon as "Enter Sandman" showed up in heavy, heavy, heavy rotation on MTV at all hours of the day, I felt further and further distance from their work. Mind you, when this came out, I did earnestly watch "Headbanger's Ball" and MTV's 120 Minutes to scrape the culture barrel when I couldn't find out enough about obscure crap via the phalanx of 'zines that circulated in the 90s. This album's videos were a lowlight of those times spent between commercials when I expected to hear and see something great. Thanks, Rikki Rachtman! "Headbanger's Ball" was such a reliable disappointment. For some reason, I still watched it whenever possible, even though I knew that they'd be playing Winger instead of Obituary. MTV had a pretty curious concept of what a "headbanger" was.
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Post by ganews on Dec 17, 2016 15:30:50 GMT -5
Load (1996) Pre-existing PrejudicesJesus, this album is 79 minutes long. I only recognize three track titles and they're just OK, and this album came 5 years after its predecessor, so that doesn't really bode well. On the other hand, this is the album for which they cut their hair, oh my god. And that could not possibly mean less to me, so I sort of want this famously reviled album to actually be really good just to show how stupid music fans can be. Songs "Ain't My Bitch" - This title isn't a great start if we're to avoid Some Kind of Munster's charge of "butt-rock". You know, I've actually heard this song before after all. It sounds extremely generic. Is this the guitar solo? Is Kirk Hammett playing this? If we're going to draw a line to Nickelback, this is where to start. Ha-ha! This is the least like Metallica they have ever sounded. I think somehow it's the vocal of "what's wrong?" that really gets me. It sounds like Garth Brooks, or something. "2 X 4" - I like this bluesy rhythm, and I like the swishy backing vocal. It doesn't have to be as heavy as "Murder Train A-Comin'". Heh-heh! There are snatches of guitar that sound like the Black Album, so despite being extremely distinctive this still sounds recognizably like Metallica. You know what this is a progenitor of? "Voodoo" by Godsmack. "The House Jack Built" - Hetfield sings a bit in places. It's a chug, not a chugga. There are some experimental sounds going on here with the guitar, and an out-of-nowhere talkbox. That is the last thing I expected. This should have been the opener track, not just because of the repetition of "let the show begin", but because it would have most clearly announced that things were about to get crazy. The fade out-sounds made for a live performance. "Until It Sleeps" - Here's a 90s radio staple, alright. The western strum flourish is a nice effect and a nice contrast with the harder (no longer "heavier") chorus. Hetfield's singing is suited to his abilities here. The whole band gets featured pretty well, with toms from Lars, a melodic solo for Hammett, and support from Newsted. "King Nothing" - Oh hey, I remember this one too. Cool sound, but I find myself running out of ways to uniquely describe the smoother, poppier. This has a more distinctive solo at least. I suppose I could be keeping a running tally of Hetfield yelling "yeah!" but I don't feel like it. The child's rhyme is not as effective here as in "Sandman". The outro vocals sound like Hetfield is admonishing us for buying salsa made in New York City. "Hero of the Day" - I like the background "they try and break me". This is a well-done, well-constructed song. The sudden breakdowns to something closer metal from the early melody is awesome, brief though it is. The multi-tracked vocals/echos accompanying it are cool., and we have more examples of actual singing in Hetfield's range. "Bleeding Me" - I'm going to have to start commenting on Hetfield singing and leave it to the tally at the bottom, because he's actually doing pretty well for himself. Who could have predicted a "whoa, whoa" performance like this from him ten years past? (Of course no Metallica fan then wanted to, but I'm talking about ability.) Hammett makes the guitar pout. This song is definitely too long. "Cure" - This modulated, spoken-word intro is another stark difference from what's come before. The bass is high, but I wish that it (and the rest of the instrumentation) were more interesting. It's another track dominated by vocal innovation (for them). "Poor Twisted Me" - I'm getting a feeling that this track at the 45-minute mark should be the final, but we have a long way to go. I can't say exactly what it is. There's a lot here I can't quite put my finger on. The singing-into-megaphone vocals recalls Stone Temple Pilots, and t just crystallized for me how much STP's first two albums bridged the gap from 1991 to 1996 Metallica albums. "Wasting My Hate" - This is yet another totally new vocal sound in the intro. Hey! Ha-ha! (Thank goodness for that laugh, the tallies were becoming unbalanced.) Nothing remarkable otherwise. "Mama Said" - Count off and solo acoustic intro, soft singing: even I'm prepared to hate this one. But whaaaaat, when the band kicks in it has a country twang. The vocals are so dominant, it's easy to overlook the instrumental experimentation. They even have orchestral strings in the back for the second time in their career. "Thorn Within" - Sounds more like the Black Album with the heavy toms. Hetfield really holds a note on the outtro. I make this as another progenitor track, this time for Stone Sour (the early oughts soft side of SlipKnot). "Ronnie" - Interesting echo on the kick bass to start. The experimentation just keeps coming: there's the Vibraslap that was about to be a major component of Cake, for crying out loud. I'm not impressed with the mid-song spoken verse. It's a bit mish-mash. "The Outlaw Torn" - I guess Newsted always reserves the last track for getting the most prominent feature of his bass. Jesus, this song is nine minutes long, it's way too slow for that. It also appears we've now completely broken with thrash, as it doesn't even get a closing-track shout out. Summary: With continued vocal innovation for Metallica and the most singing yet, this is James Hetfield: The Album 2. This album is a helluva lot of experimentation, more than anything previous in their career. it doesn't always work ("Ronnie", "Ain't My Bitch"), but it does produce a few great songs. I expect all of this will be forgotten, as it was apparently hated by fans and followed up by a rapid string of albums. Too bad, because while the Black Album might have been the precursor to Hard Rock this solidified it. Sadly, I won't be running out to buy this one either, as I spent many hears on an isolated radio station listening to Hard Rock and its derivatives. By the third track it's easy to see why the old guard of Metallica fans completely gave up, but I'm here to review the album on its merits. I think I may in fact be the perfect man for this job, having graduated high school/been in college at the height of aggressive, bro-y, butt-rock. I am now convinced that Metallica is the ultimate example of a band that grew artistically and was hated by the fans for it. Just as I do not blame Rage Against the Machine for Limp Bizkit; Nirvana for Puddle of Mudd; or Pearl Jam for Creed; I do not blame Metallica for creating Hard Rock that was imitated by Nickelback and many others. It will be interesting to see how this band goes on to create something called "Death Magnetic". Favorite overall song: "Hero of the Day" wins by mixing melody and hard rock breakdowns Favorite new-to-me song: "2 x 4", for the crazy Running tally of Hetfield laughs: 7 Running tally of Hetfield sings: 9
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Dec 17, 2016 23:55:52 GMT -5
Haircuts, suits, nail polish, blood and semen, fedoras, guyliner, new logo. Metallica was so far out of my orbit by this point that I only heard about the ridiculous controversies. Hell, I cut my luxuriant locks off back in 1992, and Anthrax used a new logo on Stomp 442 the year before. What was the big deal? What I was listening to, instead of MetallicaThe great 1988-91 tsunami of death metal had crested and ebbed away. If I had followed my natural trajectory, I would have been obsessed with Darkthrone and an (even more) enthusiastic supporter of church arson, but a funny thing happened in 1994. The phenomenal success of Pulp Fiction and its eclectic soundtrack had re-awakened an interest in surf instrumentals. Labels went spelunking in their vaults looking for anything with guitars and no singing, and a whole mess of young bands sprang up. I had always loved 60s surf instrumentals, which are basically just metal with reverb instead of distortion, so my CD player was full of Dick Dale, The Penetrators, The Astronauts, The Phantom Surfers, The Crossfires, The Bomboras and Bolt Thrower. Pre-Existing PrejudicesThat fucking sticker on the CD. Metallica was basically dead to me, but I do remember looking at this album in the store when it came out and seeing that they were promoting their album by advertising that the running time was 78:59, and if they’d dragged it out by two seconds more, it wouldn’t fit on a CD. The idea of listening to one minute of post-AJFA Metallica did not appeal to me, so listening to an hour and 20 minutes was just completely off-putting. Looking at the tracklist, I recognize the titles of “Ain’t My Bitch”, “Until It Sleeps”, “King Nothing” and “Hero of the Day”, but I have no recollection of actually hearing any of those songs. The songs"Ain't My Bitch" - The double-tracked vocal parts are pretty weird. There are brief intervals with some pretty good riffing, but they come and go far too quickly. This solo is terrible. Hetfield’s vocals are really kinda annoying. I really hope they didn’t lead off with their best material. "2 X 4" – Pantera or Metallica? I can’t tell. Man, this is some terrible Southern rock groove bullshit with a dash of Alice in Chains. If I had stuck with Metallica through the black album, this most likely would have been the exact point where I said “Fuck this.” This earns extra demerits for not being over when I thought it was going to be. I guess the solo is OK. "The House Jack Built" – I am Jack’s sense of complete disappointment. The weird vocal effects aren’t doing it for me AT ALL. There are some nice, menacing riffs here, but this would have been 10x better as an Alice in Chains song. Layne Staley would have killed it. Peter Frampton called and DEMANDS that you quit misusing his talkbox. Once again, demerits for not being over when it should have been. "Until It Sleeps" – Oh, I have heard this one before. The acoustic guitar stuff reminds me of “The Breakup Song” and “Don’t Fear The Reaper” in equal parts. Some of this whammy bar work reminds me of the surf music I was listening to at the time. The songs on this album have a tendency to drag on. "King Nothing" - Wow, Stone Temple Pilots. The opening guitar thingy really reminds me of “Vasoline”, which is kind of embarrassing. I’m getting a strong sense that this album is Metallica’s response to grunge. I have actually heard this before. I guess it just didn’t really make much of an impression. Decent wah-wah solo. I could have done without the “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” interpolation (and the bit of “Enter Sandman” too). "Hero of the Day" – Oh, OK, I’ve heard this one before. It’s not bad at all. In fact, I think this might be the strongest song so far. There is something about Hetfield that reminds me of Weird Al’s “serious” voice. Holy shit, there is an actual thrash riff in this song. The solo here is pretty decent too. The drums under the actual thrash riff seem weirdly neutered, especially the double bass. "Bleeding Me" - Yeah, wah-wah. The beginning here reminds me a little of “N.I.B.” by Black Sabbath, but not nearly as cool, of course. I don’t care for Hetfield’s “Whoa-oh” at all. The actual metal parts of this are kinda cool, but the grandspas guitars parts suck. Why don’t they play fast anymore? Did they get tired? Or old? Yeah, old. That’s probably it. Once again, I thought this song was over, but then it wasn’t. Not by a long shot, but at least some of it was a pretty good solo. Back to “N.I.B.” for the outro. "Cure" – 90s stompy groove. Weird vocal effects. There is nothing about this song that justifies its existence. Sooooooooooooo long and boring. Was there even a solo? I have no recollection of one. "Poor Twisted Me" – The intro is pure “Metallica does SRV”. Weird vocal effects again, plus embarrassing southern-boogie verses. This song sucks. "Wasting My Hate" – Huh, some of this might have fit in on an earlier Metallica album. The riffs under the verses are just terrible though. There is a pretty decent song hiding somewhere in here, but Metallica couldn’t find it. "Mama Said" – Member O’Neal’s big red “NO”? "Thorn Within" – This seems like a half-speed reiteration of “Enter Sandman”. Inessential. "Ronnie" – “Ronnie” is Van Zant, right? This owes a serious debt to Skynyrd. There are certain occasions where spoken word parts are appropriate, and this isn’t one of them. This is B-Side material. "The Outlaw Torn" – The intro reminds me of Alice in Chains with the crunchy wah-wah, and the similarity continues into the verses. Some of the riffing is positively Sabbath-y, which is always nice. The middle instrumental break before the solo reminds me of “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent, as does the second break after the vocal part that follows the solo. In general, I like long-ass guitar jams, so this is actually pretty decent, but the abrupt fade-out is not cool. This really needed a “Free Bird”-style epic dueling-guitars solo to close it out. Final thoughtsThis is a pretty weird album. There are only traces of thrash left, and precious little actual metal for a band with “metal” right in their fucking name. It’s often slow and draggy, and WAY overlong. Like the black album, half of the songs here could have easily been cut. The best song here, “Hero of the Day”, is a harder-edged version of what Eddie Vedder & Co. put out, and the whole album bears the influence of grunge in a way that I never expected from a band which had often been on the cutting edge of thrash metal. The only songs I can envision listening to again are “Hero of the Day” and maybe “The Outlaw Torn”
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Post by ganews on Dec 18, 2016 0:37:01 GMT -5
"Bleeding Me" - Yeah, wah-wah. The beginning here reminds me a little of “N.I.B.” by Black Sabbath, but not nearly as cool, of course. You know what's better than Sabbath's "N.I.B."? The Primus cover featuring Ozzy.
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Post by ganews on Dec 21, 2016 9:03:14 GMT -5
Last night I happened to see a bit of Jimmy Kimmel's show where the guys from Metallica played a Metallica trivia contest against one of their superfans. If the fan won he got an autographed guitar; if Metallica won they got the guy's wallet. Apparently in the show's recurring bit the fans always win. Well Metallica won by Lars ringing in and stalling to think of the answer while Hetfield shoved and held the guy from reaching the button. It was very on point.
(The fan was a good sport and they're flying him out as a special guest on their next tour.)
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Post by ganews on Dec 23, 2016 11:38:09 GMT -5
Reload (1997) Pre-existing PrejudicesHoo boy, this is going to be another way-too-long album. It's got some good songs I know and a whole lotta other stuff. Coming just one year after Load (and based on what I remember of the tracks I recognize) I expect this is going to attempt to return to something closer to thrash. "Hero of the Day" has been stuck in my head all damn week, and I predict "The Memory Remains" is about to take its place. Songs"Fuel" - GimmeFYOOgimmeFIREgimmedahwahjahdahZAH, OOOO. Now that that's out of the way, this is a pretty good poke at metal. It's really stripped compared to everything we've heard from the previous two albums. Late in the song the tempo picks up nicely. I hear echoes of "Master of Puppets". A lot of Hetfield's pronunciations are pretty funny. Bonus comment from a YouTube: "Gimme Fuel Gimme Fire Gimme Double Charizard". "The Memory Remains" - Hetfield's voice pitch is really high in a way we haven't heard since the 80s. It is even more apparent in comparison to my memory of the live performance on S&M. I'm sure I didn't know the "da da da da" was Marianne Faithfull when I first heard this; I'm pretty sure I thought it was Lars. I love the way her voice breaks a little bit. I like the stank Hetfield puts on his pronunciation of "remayuuuns". The fade-out is cool. (The crown performing the "da da da da" live is powerful on S&M.) "Devil's Dance" - Heavy on the bass stomp, but it's the guitar churn that makes it. This song is also quite the throwback, but it makes use of multi-tracked vocals for the first time so far this album. The pause to say "let's day-unce" is rather corny. Ha-ha! Hetfield equals out the laugh/sing tallies. The solo is a stringy, creepy thing. "The Unforgiven II" - Oh man, this is a really bad idea. I didn't hate the original, but I certainly don't need to hear the bar band cover sequel. I have to chalk another to "Hetfield sings". This is track 4, not even filler. I hope this is the least essential song on the album, or this will be a bad time. This is long too, the first time a Metallica track has not only made me bored but angry. The cymbal roll at the end is an extra finger in the eye. "Better Than You" - This is another very strange intro and another time Metallica sounds like early 90s Stone Temple Pilots. Hetfield has grown his growl back. The backing vocal washes were another inspiration for Godsmack. This apparently won the 99 Grammy for Best Metal Performance, but I think it kinda sucks. I know Metallica doesn't do speed anymore, but speed sure makes the time go faster. This outtro takes forever. Heh-ha! (Bet you thought I would miss that quiet laugh, James.) "Slither" - OK, so we got here less-hard "Enter Sandman" instrumentation. It is embarrassing just how much this is self-plagiarism. Maybe if they had spent more than a year on this they wouldn't have 1/3 of their lead tracks sound just like other songs. This vocal effect is pure Godsmack. It has a good solo, but so did "Better Than You". "Carpe Diem Baby" - Do we make the "hang loose" sign while we sing this song? Or is this a play on U2's Achtung Baby? Did Hetfield just tell me to suck it? (Yes, he did. I checked on Genius. No one has bothered to annotate these lyrics.) Why is there a cough at the end of this? "Bad Seed" - Metallica continues poking fun at themselves by saying just "bad" in the intro. Again we have STP distant-megaphone vocal effect. Lars uses a little double-kick. Hetfield throws in a stutter-line. This isn't great but hasn't made me hate it yet, meaning it is currently front-runner for "favorite new-to-me song". Again with the coughing? I can hear Elaine Bennis, "he's a fine seed!" "Where the Wild Things Are" - We're hardly going wild yet, and when he gets to the title line it's clear we're getting quite a disparity. The vocal performance almost sounds like someone else. More STP distant-megaphone in the under-vocal. "So wake up sleepy one" indeed. "Prince Charming" - We're putting on a little speed, though this spoken-word verse really sucks energy back out. Ha-ha! That's too bad, because this has the makings of a good song. The first solo stretches on but isn't very interesting. The shift to stomp is the first time we've had a change-up in I-don't-know-when. Hey-hey, it's not quite a laugh! This song has OK ingredients, especially the second solo, but this track is adding up to the most squandered potential on the album. "Low Man's Lyric" - Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words. This is not a bad little piece. What is this, an electrified harmonica? (Wikipedia says it is a hurdy-gurdy, which is awesome.) Wait a minute, I've heard this song before somehow, I recognize the cadence of the line "seek reality". This song is another inspiration for Stone Sour. You know some drunken Metallica fan dragged to karaoke has performed this. The mid-song changes are nice. Late in the song the strings are clear. I'm sorry I realized I've heard this, because now it can't make "favorite new-to-me song". "Attitude" - Here's some nostalgic chug, generic but inoffensive. So, above par for this album. It's got those high 80s-callback vocals again like "Fuel" and "Memory". "Fixxxer" - Can you believe this is still going? The guitar squeal sounds like a certain bit in Queen's "Princes of the Universe", I swear. We get the once-an-album quiet for a few seconds to focus on Newsted's bass. The song isn't totally without tricks, showing another weird vocal effect. And of course, it stretches as far as possible. I long for the days of being bored by solos and changes instead of being bored by extra bars. Summary: James Hetfield seems to have finished doing more innovative vocals, relying on previous ricks and throwing it some weird pronunciations, but what of Metallica is left? This generally sounds like tracks Stone Temple Pilots would have rejected (and I am a major STP apologist). This album has some good points, but the filler is weak. I'm afraid I must put it at the bottom for the offense of "The Unforgiven II" and "Slither". Favorite overall song: "The Memory Remains" narrowly beats out the dark horse "Low Man's Lyric". "Fuel" could have beaten them both if it were a little harder and faster. Favorite new-to-me song: "Bad Seed", basically by default. The best of a bad and/or unimaginative lot. Running tally of Hetfield laughs: 11 Running tally of Hetfield sings: 10
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Dec 23, 2016 12:17:54 GMT -5
Metallica doubled down on all the stuff that longtime fans viewed as a huge FU directed squarely at them, and ReLoad earned even more hatred than Load. People only semi-facetiously called them Lica, since “there’s no fucking Metal anymore.” Was the hate deserved? Metallica clearly could no longer be classified as a thrash band, so the sensible way to approach this album is to free it from a thrash context and see how it stands on its own.
So that’s what I’m gonna try to do.
What I was listening to at the time, instead of Metallica
In high school, a bunch of my friends became Obnoxious Teenage Led Zeppelin Fans™, so naturally, I fucking hated Led Zeppelin. 1997 was a long time after high school though, and at a 4th of July house party somewhere in rural PA, I threw strings of Black Cat firecrackers into a bonfire as WMMR played Led Zeppelin I in its entirety, and it clicked. The next weekend, I was at the flea market, where I re-discovered the fact that you could buy records for like a buck apiece. This was the beginning of a period of gravity bongs, Zep and Sabbath on the turntable, and Bolt Thrower. I was only vaguely aware that Metallica still existed.
Pre-Existing Prejudices
Looking over the tracklist, I only recognize “Fuel”, which annoyed me then, and is basically the go-to Metallica joke now, and “The Memory Remains”, which I remember being pretty good (though that might have been the gravity bongs). The Wikipedia article indicates that it was made up of songs that weren’t good enough to make it onto Load, which was rife with filler, so that doesn’t exactly bode well. I also see that it’s only about four minutes shorter than Load, so it’s REALLY FUCKING LONG.
The Songs
“Fuel” – GIMMEFOOGIMMEFAHGIMMEJABBAJABBAJAH. Huh, interesting melodic backing vocals here, which remind me a lot of “Breathing Lightning” by Anthrax. Other than the ridiculous delivery of the “Gimme fuel” line, this is pretty generic southern-tinged stompy hard rock.
“The Memory Remains” – Huh, I thought I’d heard this before, and liked it. I have heard it before, but I don’t really like it that much, so I must have been thinking of something else. Fuckin’ gravity bongs, man. Doomy stompy stuff, with some blooze. I do like the vocalizing by Marianne Faithfull.
“Devil’s Dance” – Godsmack? Metallica? Disturbed? Who the fuck knows? This is not good.
“The Unforgiven II” – If you asked me which Metallica song warranted a sequel, 95% of them would have come before “The Unforgiven”. Like most sequels, it’s worse than the original.
“Better Than You” - This is the exact same song as the one before “Unforgivable 2: Electric Boogaloo”, and they’re just fucking with us, right?
“Slither” – Interesting vocal effects in the intro. Otherwise indistinguishable from half of the preceding songs. The “See you crawling” lines are reminiscent of “Rooster” by Alice In Chains.
“Carpe Diem Baby” – Hey, this time the generic stompy hard rock gets strings. By Crom, these songs are boring as hell, and amazingly long.
“Bad Seed” – An Alice in Chains riff starts it off, and then once again, generic stompy hard rock. Heh, the carnival barker stuff reminds me of the Japanese announcer part in Blue Oyster Cult’s “Godzilla”. Daishikyū, hinan shite kudasai! At least it sped up a little at the end, and then we get the cough from Sabbath’s “Sweet Leaf”.
“Where the Wild Things Are” – HOLY SHIT, NEWSTED GETS A WRITING CREDIT! Is this Metallica’s “Octopus’s Garden”? These grandspa’s guitars are actually kinda interesting. Then it’s generic stompy riff time, with Stone Temple Pilots vocal delivery. The double-tracked vocals are pretty neat, I gotta say. Hey, a solo! I don’t really remember hearing one before on this album. Have they been in every song? Damn, Kirk loves that wah pedal. This is pretty decent mid-90s pop-grunge, like a top-notch Silverchair song.
“Prince Charming” – Hetfield speak-sings, and there is grungy southern-boogie-hard-rock. Kinda like Soundgarden humped Raging Slab. More abuse of that poor wah-wah pedal.
“Low Man’s Lyric” – Slow count-off, grandspa’s guitars, and Hetfield hums. The intro really has a Pearl Jam feel, but then there’s a hurdy gurdy? This is a pretty interesting song, but it’s hampered by Lars, who just pounds the drums like he’s trying to channel Bonzo. They need a defter, maybe slightly jazzier touch. The drone/melody of the hurdy gurdy on the fade-out reminds me of bagpipes. I bet this could pretty easily be adapted to a traditional Scottish/Irish ballad.
“Attitude” – Another count-off, and a snippet of what sounds a hell of a lot like Billy Squier. Then more generic hard rock. They must have bought like a case of wah wah pedals so whenever Kirk wore one out, they could just grab one of the spares and keep right on going.
“Fixxxer” – This is the dumbest song title ever. Is it about Karl Hungus in Logjammin’? Interesting intro. I guess Hetfield borrowed one of Kirk’s wah wahs. This one plods along at a laid-back pace, but it’s a pretty decent long-ass guitar jam, and I like those.
Final Thoughts
Half of these songs are utterly generic and interchangeable, and probably should have been cut. The more experimental songs, like “The Memory Remains”, “Where the Wild Things Are” and “Low Man’s Lyric” are by far the most interesting things here. If Metallica had taken those, plus maaaaaaayyyyyyybe “Fixxxer”, along with “Until it Sleeps”, “Hero of the Day” and “The Outlaw Torn” from Load, they would have wound up with a pretty concise, innovative album, rather than two bloated, filler-laden monstrosities. As it stands, though, both Load and ReLoad have the near-miraculous ability to make the preceding album seem to retroactively suck less.
Things can only go up from here, right? RIGHT??
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Post by ganews on Dec 29, 2016 14:13:11 GMT -5
Garage Inc. (1998) Pre-existing PrejudicesIf there is any album likely to make me regret this project, this is it. I considered doing an exhaustive Springsteen review and balked at his super-long albums. As a record of covers, this isn't even part of the real Metallica discography, but with a couple a radio hits I feel obliged to include it. While I would like for this two be two hours of James Hetfield's ridiculous whispering like on "Damage Inc", I'm settling in for covers of songs I know and don't know. As this is another record released just one year after the previous and includes old out-of-print material, I guess this was another gasp at wooing old fans. The band looks pretty dumb in the cover art, but I understand why Newsted looks so angry. SongsDISK 1"Free Speech for the Dumb" - This has a screechy chug, meanwhile Lars might be playing a different song. I like the title though. I would seek out the original if I wasn't about to spend 2 hours doing something else. "It's Electric" - Hetfield gets a singing tally mark for holding those notes. So this is Diamondhead, thrash without so much speed. I am unimpressed by the rock n' roll lyrics. The solo and accompanying breakdown are sweet though, and the back half of the song is pretty good. "Sabbra Cadabra" - Sabbath! This is pretty awesome. I wish I was hearing Ozzy's high voice singing. Silly love lyrics don't sound right from Hetfield, who should never say the phrase "she make me feel happy". Here's another one to look up later. This mid-song change rocks. Ha-ha! Another change, back to the first part. Nice. The band is really inhabiting someone else here. "Turn the Page" - Now let's bring the room down with Bob Seger's wanking-est song, about how hard it is to be a successful rock star. An appropriate choice for Metallica at this point. This is the first song I know, both the original and the cover. It is extremely straightforward, yet has very much a Metallica sound. "All the same old cliches / Is that a woman or a man?" So that's why the guys cut their hair: homophobia. That checks with the anecdote from Sebastian Bach. "Die, Die My Darling" - This is cool Danzig, though it is also straightforward. Man, why did they have to put that Seger turd between this and Sabbath? "Loverman" - Shit, a Nick Cave song? I don't already know this one but my respect just went up. Also cowbell. This kicks ass. Are all the covers going to just be very straightforward but with Hetfield throwing in his vocal affectations, "yay-uh", "oooo!", "baybeh", "ha-ha!", etc.? Because this can't possibly be due to Metallica's creative interpretations. Still cool though. This track is teaching me that I could be spending all this time listening to Nick Cave; maybe I'll put that on the list. "Mercyful Fate" - Ooh, this thrash intro is sweet. Man, remember when Metallica was like this? They should play like this again! The song drops to more of a chug with guitar squeal during the verse, but it's still pretty cool. Then it kicks up again and I think I need to explore some more from Lars' countrymen Mercyful Fate. This song is from '82/83, and its changes and structure are a helluva lot better than what Metallica was up to at the time - perhaps because I am hearing the performance of a more mature band? Oh, I see this is actually a medley of songs, which explains why it goes on way too long. Maybe instead of exploring another band I should explore a genre next, like moimoi and Scotland... "Astronomy" - I'm familiar with BOC. This can't help but feel like a letdown after getting your face melted. It's OK. Hetfield's bellows of "hey!" sound like he is vomiting. I bet Newsted really enjoys playing other people's songs; he's used to it, but these feature him more prominently. The end is really cool, I wonder how much is in the original. "Whiskey in the Jar" - This the other radio hit sort of sums it all up: a harder edge on a familiar sound. Very straightforward. Thin Lizzy is great. Shah-rang-ah ma doodah da-dah, hyah hyah. Metallica could just quit and become a cover band. "Tuesday's Gone" - One of my least favorite Skynyrd songs. It is a song for sad drunks at the end of the party, a genre Metallica has had real success with. This is a live radio performance from '97. The plunky intro sounds like shit. Hey, they got a harmonica, that's nice. The rest of the sound is straight on. "Inessential" isn't a strong enough word for this. We have gone from bar cover band to stupid karaoke with this supergroup jerk-off with all these other names in the studio. It's a shame, because a kinda hard rock, mid-tempo cover in the vein of 90s Metallica could have been cool. I think I heard a muted laugh, plus there was a weird yip earlier, so I'm tallying a laugh. Jesus Fucking Christ, I thought this harmonica sounded like John Popper and I was right. He really was everywhere in the 90s. I like you John, but no. This is even worse than "The Unforgiven II". My god, let it end. They're transitioning into a "Free Bird" lyric, but they won't even do the blowout solo. The song finally limps to the grave among applause. "The More I See" - This is a boring chug, but there is nothing they could do to win me back anyway. Ha! It has a bonus track, per the law that all 90s artists must have a bonus track. Even thought the disk was an hour long already, and we're only halfway. I need a break. Disk 1 Summary: This has been a pretty inessential album of straightforward performances I suspect, though I definitely enjoyed much of it. Listen to it once, seek out the originals: cover album. Metallica just having fun, paying a little tribute, maybe trying to throw some exposure. I intend to eliminate it from the final album preference ranking. Favorite overall song from Disk 1: "Loverman" Favorite new-to-me song: "Loverman" beats "Mercyful Fate" by virtue of my preference for Nick Cave, but also a medley would be cheating. DISK 2 - A collection of old covers and stuff, thrown together. At least Disk 1 was constructed like an album. "Helpless" - It's fast, but there's not much of interest in the first half. I feel kind of numb. There's a little bass break which is nice. This is actual thrash with an audible Newsted on bass, which has never happened before. It is from 1987, after all. Nice to hear some double-kicks, but they are stupidly intrusive on the solo. "The Small Hours" - I'm not a fan of the warped clangs of the guitar in the intro. The actual song is a real chug. Listen to that bass, tho, damn, what coulda been. Ah-ha! It charges in a little speed later and gets really cool. "The Wait" - This is really good. The washed-out effect on the vocal is OK. Maybe I need to check out the Killing Joke. Hetfield gets another sing tally for holding the note over rapid kicks, chronologically his first in terms of recording date! The kicks are often so fast they are barely distinguishable. "Crash Course in Brain Surgery" - This is beyond chug. It's more of a "thunk". It rips a super-speed solo that was surely tacked on to the original? And another bass solo. Man, Jason Newsted must have thought he'd died and gone to heaven in 1986. "Last Caress/Green Hell" - Oh Danzig, you charmer. The contrast of darkness and sunny chords is great. Then it thrashes a bit for fun in part two of the mashup. I should listen to some Misfits. "Am I Evil?" - Now we are cast back to 1984 and Burton territory. This is some old military snare and guitar, like other tracks of the era. Then a hammer solo. Then a song. Then some thrash. Pretty cool to hear the speed and Hetfield before he sounded like a parody of 1991-Hetfield, even if there's nothing intrinsically fascinating. "Blitzkrieg" - Yep, 1984 Metallica still. Ha-ha! This solo is also fast but rather uninspired. It's nice to hear metal that could soundtrack an RPG again. The belch wasn't cute. "Breadfan" - And Newsted era again, but prior to the Black album. But I don't hear the bass this time. Wait, what the hell...it went from 1988 to 1991 with a snap...and then back. Crazy. "The Prince" - Whoa, fast and noodley. I heard bass for a second! But I can't really pick it out when not isolated. I guess they couldn't put this on Justice because even that much bass would be too much. This is a pretty good song, though. "Stone Cold Crazy" - Holy shit, somebody call Nudeviking, he needs to hear this. Hetfield does OK in spots, but the title words really need the high chorus. The guitar pauses for drum solo - it's Justice-era all right. This might be the best cover here in the sense that it really takes a distinctive song and filters it though the sound of the covering band, at least as far as I can tell from the songs where I know the original well. This certainly isn't better than Queen, but it's a good performance. "So What" - Tsk, language! Kind of ironic considering Hetfield's reputed homophobia. This is a cool a little song. It's actually funny to hear these lyrics through a burly Hetfield growl. Ah-ha-ha-ha! I can hear a bass this time. "Killing Time" - More late 80s fun in the sound. Interesting how wordy it is compared to Metallica songs. The cadence (not the speed) kind of remind me of early hip-hop. "Overkill" - From here on out it's 90s-cover Motorhead time. Hetfield thinks back to Kill Em' All and does his best Lemmy impression again. But what's the point of doing a straight vocal impression in addition to a straight cover? We could go listen to the original at any time, you know. The song itself is good. We get some bass again. "Damage Case" - see above "Stone Dead Forever" - see above "Too Late Too Late" - see above. Yes I did listen to these to check whether Hetfield would laugh for my tally, but I guess he was too respectful. Disk 2 Summary: The 1987 EP that is the first five tracks is a real revelation. Thrash bass with Jason Newsted! He sounds great, no wonder everyone was angry at how the band treated him. Why did they do Justice that way after that cool EP? The rest is a'ight. Disk 2 is also not going to be part of the final album ranking, but it turns out to be at least half important. Favorite overall song from Disk 2: "The Wait" Favorite new-to-me song: "The Wait", but if I were 12 it might be "So What" Running tally of Hetfield laughs: 19 Running tally of Hetfield sings: 12
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Dec 29, 2016 15:16:46 GMT -5
Ah, a covers album. Attack of The Killer B's by Anthrax was pretty fun, so let’s see what Metallica can do. Damn, it’s TWO HOURS AND FIFTEEN MINUTES? At least the $5.98 EP stuff is guaranteed to be good. Pre-existing PrejudicesI remember seeing this at the record store and briefly considering it, since I only had the $5.98 EP on cassette at the time, plus it had stuff like “Breadfan” and “The Prince”, but I was iffy on the first CD. Sure, it had Sabbath, Diamond Head and an 11-minute Mercyful Fate medley, but it also had “Turn the Page” and “Whiskey in the Jar”, which were both ass. Instead, I bought Mercenary by Bolt Thrower. The Songs “Free Speech for the Dumb” – Just as boring and repetitive as the original, but with less charm. Discharge wins. “It’s Electric” – Man, Diamond Head wrote some pretty dumb lyrics (looking at you, “Sucking My Love”), and this is a prime example. Sean Harris lacked Hetfield’s vocal grit, which improves this song. Metallica wins. “Sabbra Cadabra” – This is pretty good. I like the “A National Acrobat” bit, because that’s a killer riff. Metallica’s got nothing on Tony Iommi’s tone, and Hetfield is no Ozzy. Sabbath wins. “Turn the Page” – The tired old man flipside to all those “thrash is rad” songs on Kill ‘Em All. The Bob Seger version sucks, and so does this (but at least there is no saxophone). We all lose. “Die, Die My Darling” – Metallica really tightened this one up, but adds nothing of interest. Misfits win. “Loverman” – Nice dusty gothic Western atmosphere. Not a fan of the spoken word bits, but otherwise pretty good. Nick Cave still wins. “Mercyful Fate” – This rocks pretty hard. One’s enjoyment of Mercyful Fate is almost entirely dependent on how one feels about King Diamond’s vocals. I like Hetfield better, and the music is considerably heavier, plus it’s funny to hear Metallica do straight-up “Hail Satan” lyrics. Metallica wins. “Astronomy” – So far, this one is probably the furthest from the source material. Blue Öyster Cult’s original is an atmospheric, eerie keyboard-driven piece, and Metallica turns it into a pretty straightforward stomper. BOC wins. “Whiskey in the Jar” – I hate the riff in this song, both this version and Thin Lizzy’s. This was pretty inescapable for a while. Thin Lizzy wins, by virtue of not annoying me as often. “Tuesday’s Gone” – This is from a live acoustic set broadcast on KSJO (which I listened to pretty regularly at the time, but I missed this, probably because the idea of acoustic Metallica would have sent me into a rage). Of course a live one-off full of guest musicians in 1997 would feature Jerry Cantrell and Sean Kinney from Alice In Chains and Skynyrd’s Gary Rossington, given the grunge/southern rock influence on Load and ReLoad. John Popper does his John Popper thing, and Kirk’s old classmate Les Claypool adds some nice banjo. Lynyrd Skynyrd ekes out a win, because although Metallica loses the syrupy strings, the original has better solos, plus John Popper did his John Popper thing. “The More I See” – See “Free Speech for the Dumb”. Hidden Track “Bridge of Sighs” – Just a noodly fragment, so Robin Trower wins. “Helpless” – This is probably the genesis of the Garage Days Re-Revisited title, since an earlier cover appeared on the Ron McGovney’s ’82 Garage demo. Metallica doing Diamond Head is routinely pretty great. They drop a verse here, and the song is better for it. It’s faster, it’s heavier, it’s got better solos and Hetfield’s delivery of the classic “metal is rad” lyrics is more convincing. Metallica wins. “The Small Hours” – This Holocaust song just drips menace. Metallica tightens it up a little, and Hetfield delivers again. Metallica wins. “The Wait” – Metallica plays this one pretty straight, and don’t really add anything. Killing Joke wins. “Crash Course in Brain Surgery” – You know what’s almost as good as Metallica covering Diamond Head? Metallica covering Budgie. Budgie’s version has maracas and More Cowbell™, and it’s got a pretty damn good groove. Metallica is heavier, but less groovy, and gets docked points for the drunken moaning. Tough call, but Budgie wins. “Last Caress/Green Hell” – On “Last Caress”, Danzig makes the Misfits sound like a punk band fronted by Elvis, but on “Green Hell”, they just sound like an ordinary punk band. Again, Metallica is tighter than the original band. They don’t add much on “Last Caress”, but “Green Hell” kicks all kinds of ass. The Misfits win “Last Caress”, Metallica win “Green Hell”, and get bonus points for “Run to the Hills”. “Am I Evil?” – More Diamond Head, again going all the way back to Ron McGovney’s ’82 Garage demo, with this version first appearing on the Creeping Death EP. Metallica’s version is heavier, more menacing and has better vocals, but the original is great too. Tie. “Blitzkrieg” – I said it before: an OK cover of an OK song. Blitzkrieg wins, because Lars fucked up. “Breadfan” – Metallica plays it in a different key, because Hetfield is no match for Budgie’s Burke Shelley in the higher ranges. With the acoustic bridge in the middle, this is the sort of proto-tech-thrash that inspired “The Four Horsemen”. Both versions are phenomenal. Tie. “The Prince” – Yet another Diamond Head song that Metallica first covered way back on the Ron McGovney’s ’82 Garage demo. They both rip it up. Tie. “Stone Cold Crazy” – Metallica makes one of Queen’s proto-thrashers their own. Hetfield sounds way more convincing than Freddie. Metallica wins. “So What” – Musically, this is pretty good. Animal delivers the deliberately offensive lyrics with the snotty, sarcastic working-class Britishness they really need. Hetfield sounds like he’s actually serious. Anti-Nowhere League wins. “Killing Time” – This goes way, way back to Metallica’s first-ever demo, which landed them a gig opening for Saxon at the Whiskey in 1982. It’s interesting that Ray Haller’s vocals in the Sweet Savage original are pretty close to what Hetfield sounded like on Kill ‘Em All. Sweet Savage wins for sounding like 1983-85 Metallica and Megadeth all the way back in 1981. “Overkill” – This sounds a lot like “Ace of Spades”, which isn’t a bad thing. Motörhead wins, because Lemmy rules. “Damage Case” – This is too stompy for my tastes. Motörhead wins anyway. “Stone Dead Forever” – Pretty stompy, but better than “Damage Case”. Motörhead wins again. “Too Late Too Late” – Huh, the riff in the original sounds a lot like “Seek and Destroy”, but Metallica speeds it up and adds a little blues tinge. Motörhead still wins. Final Thoughts
This was pretty good. I could have done without the punk covers, aside from “Green Hell”. There are some missteps on the first CD, but the second is pretty solid. Naturally, the NWOBHM covers are the strongest material here. This is way too much to digest at once, so for actual listening pleasure, I’d be tempted to make a playlist of just the NWOBHM stuff, and another with the better leftovers.
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Post by Dellarigg on Dec 29, 2016 16:40:44 GMT -5
(Springsteen's albums aren't super-long.)
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Post by Nudeviking on Dec 29, 2016 19:05:46 GMT -5
"Stone Cold Crazy" - Holy shit, somebody call Nudeviking , he needs to hear this. Hetfield does OK in spots, but the title words really need the high chorus. The guitar pauses for drum solo - it's Justice-era all right. This might be the best cover here in the sense that it really takes a distinctive song and filters it though the sound of the covering band, at least as far as I can tell from the songs where I know the original well. This certainly isn't better than Queen, but it's a good performance. I have heard the Metallica version of "Stone Cold Crazy," and might have actually mentioned it in passing when rapping about the Queen version several months back. If I didn't I should have the mention is/should have been something along the lines of, "I can see why Metallica would have covered this song."
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Post by ganews on Jan 3, 2017 10:04:56 GMT -5
INTERMISSIONIn 1999 Metallica released S&M, a live album recorded with the San Francisco Symphony that essentially functioned as a "greatest hits" before they actually released a Greatest Hits. 1999 currently stands as the halfway point between their debut album and the present; it was the last album with Jason Newsted on bass; it was the last time Metallica was on the radio (I assume, but I stopped listening to the radio over the following decade); it was before the Napster revolt; it contained songs from the last time I wanted to listen to Metallica; and it is the most recent Metallica album I have heard material from. So now is as good time a time as any to pause and reflect. This was also the year that I turned 16 and started driving, when I would have gone from hearing a little Metallica in spots to hearing a lot of Metallica in radio singles and "Mandatory" play-blocks. So although I'm not reviewing S&M as an album (though it would be fun to compare album and live tracks like Il sole sotto la terra), I thought it would be appropriate to stop and review the two previously-unreleased tracks that appeared in this concert, especially since one of them was a huge radio hit. " No Leaf Clover" - I liked this a lot at the time, and it was fun to sing in the car. The title must have taken me a while to figure out, as it is basically an unrelated pun. Listening here, I really love the woodwind in the opening before we really get going with guitars. I like the sort of boxy vocal effect in the chorus also. The late cello rumble is great. It's all very well-integrated. The lyrics weren't deep or anything, but whatever. Your life is just a murdertrain a'comin'. " - Human" - Oh yeah, I kinda remember this now. There's a ha-ha, but sorry no tally. This song is much less well-integrated with the orchestra, they seem barely related in places. And then it just ends. I'm getting that Godsmack vibe again. The Wikipedia article for "No Leaf Clover" says it was preceded on the Billboard charts by Creed's "Higher" and succeeded by AC/DC's "Stiff Upper Lip". So there. I go forward into the unknown beginning with another timeskip to an album that alienated fans.
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Jan 3, 2017 15:19:15 GMT -5
From what I’ve heard of it, S&M, or Metallica Plays Their Hits While the San Francisco Symphony Plays Something Else is a real missed opportunity. Classical music and metal should be like getting chocolate in your peanut butter, or peanut butter in your chocolate. Just look at Emperor’s In the Nightside Eclipse. It’s fucking legendary. But Metallica and Michael Kamen went and made this. I heard “No Leaf Clover” on the radio when it was on continuous rotation, and it seemed pretty decent for late-1990s Metallica, but didn’t care enough to listen to the rest of the album. Once Metallica started their anti-Napster crusade, I made a point of downloading EVERYTHING they’d ever done (and then promptly didn’t listen to most of it). Out of curiosity, I did try listening to S&M, and my heart sank partway into “The Call of Ktulu”, which was the first track to feature Metallica, because if you fuck up a symphonic version of that, you’re doing it wrong. I didn’t even get all the way through “Master of Puppets” before I switched over to some Bolt Thrower. I don’t think Metallica was the major offender here, since their contribution seems pretty solid. I guess Kamen is just a shitty arranger. “No Leaf Clover” – This works pretty well. The symphony integrates nicely, and the metal part sounds much more like Metallica than they did on Load and ReLoad. Hetfield does some pretty serious vocal acrobatics (well, “acrobatics” might be pushing it a little). There are effects, he croons, he growls, he shouts, he does something approaching a yodel. Kirk rips off a couple of his now-trademark wah-wah solos. Surprisingly good for a band that just dumped two huge turds on the world. “- Human” – The orchestral intro is pretty kickass. It reminds me a lot of some of Nile’s more symphonic songs like “Even the Gods Must Die”. Then the metal comes in, and it’s stompy Alice In Chains Metallica time. For most of the song, this sounds like Metallica and the SF Symphony collaborated on a lesser-known Charles Ives composition. And then it just stops. I have to give Metallica credit for getting out of their comfort zone here. "No Leaf Clover" was a distinct improvement on what they had only recently been doing, and even though "- Human" was a dud, they were still batting .500, which was a hell of a lot better than they did on Load and ReLoad.
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Post by ganews on Jan 5, 2017 11:22:06 GMT -5
St. Anger (2003) Pre-existing PrejudicesI have no expectations. I guess it might be a continuation of the 90s. What will the band sound like now that their imitators and derivatives have gotten big? This record is supposed to be really bad, but I don't know why. I know this was the subject of the documentary that is the namesake of our own Some Kind of Munster, so there was probably a lot of band turmoil. Newsted is gone and apparently the producer played bass here, but I'm used to little in that department now (I still can't get over Newsted on that EP that came before Justice.) This also came after the Napster blow-up when Metallica called everyone dicks for downloading/stealing music and everyone got mad because they were right but were rich so that makes it OK. Get with the gig economy, Metallica! At least the album cover is good. Side note: this marks 20 years since the Metallica debut. Songs "Frantic" - That's a lot of snare. Is this a lost track off Justice? Interesting to hear Hetfield with the deeper growl of age but no double-tracking. "My lifestyle determines my deathstyle" is the most Dethklok lyric yet. Hetfield sings a few bars in the refrain. The tic-tic-tic reminds me of Karen O on Yeah Yeah Yeah's contemporary track "Tick", like a lot, especially as the vocal gets more strained. They put on a bit of speed at the end, haven't had that in a while. Yet the track sounds unfinished. "St. Anger" - Still plenty o' snare, then a little speed back and forth with Stone Sour mode. This one mixes it up a bit, but this should be all speed or all slow. What is with the bell-sounding toms on this and "Frantic"? I think I just remembered why people don't like this album: no guitar solos. "Madly in anger with you" is another Nathan Explosion lyric. This song is going on too long, then Hetfield lets out a real nu-metal scream, then it just ends. "Some Kind of Monster" - Is the monster tape hiss on the guitar intro? This drops the extra snare for extra bell-toms. Hetfield continues to reject double-tracking in favor of ragged vocals. The guitar keeps chugging, Lars provides the speed bursts. The "yeahs" sound like Godsmack, which has been on the radio for years at this point. This track also does not know where to go. The growled lyrics late in the song have a bit of Bon Scott in them. What is with that ending? "Dirty Window" - The bell-toms are even more ding-a-ling. Lars might have a triangle in his kit. Remember the dinner-clang in the instrumental theme to King of the Hill? The guitar is hardly there. Hetfield sings a bit during the rhythm-stick solos. AH HA HA HIIII, it's Hetfield's biggest laugh ever. "Invisible Kid" - The snare-dongs strike every beat. I keep going back and forth between snare and tom, they both ring so much. This sounds like I have really bad headphones. This is some of Hetfield's most sustained singing, definitely outside ballads. There's a whole different wailing in part two, and this song is also damn long. "My World" - This would be OK if Lars would lay off the bells. "It's my world, ya caaaaaan't have it" sounds like "Magic Bus" by the Who. This is oddly profane. Metallica actually doesn't cuss a whole lot in their original songs. I like the vicious whisper answered with a yell. This song really fits in well with the nu-metal of 1993. I rate it "OK". "Shoot Me Again" - I'm surprised how we're upping the sing tally. This spoken-word vocals sound like a domestic disturbance. Like the previous track, it makes good use of vocal juxtaposition. Once again the guitar chugs while the drums do the work. "Sweet Amber" - I guess this is as close as we'll get to a guitar solo in this intro. Once again it's only the drums that bring the speed, but even that doesn't last. There's more touches of Justice in places. This song just can't...quite...end... "The Unnamed Feeling" - This has a low farty rumble. It also has caustic whisper-screams and a pure aughts beat. This is Metallica's nu-metal album, if that wasn't clear by now, except this time they sound two years late instead of three years early like on Load/Reload. Hetfield still finds time to sing a few bars. "Purify" - DING. DONG. The witch is dead. This also has good mixed vocals, with sustained notes and ragged edges. This would also be OK for the time without the bells. Mu ha ha ha! More double-kicks. "All Within My Hands" - Lars should start an island steel drum side project. One more singing interlude. If I had an early-aughts rock radio playlist in my hands I'm sure I could make more comparisons. More double kick rumble. Finally it's over...just kidding! kill kill kill...wait for it...not yet...just a few more seconds...thud. Summary: Much-delayed from Justice, it's Lars Ulrich: The Album 2. He really missed playing double-kicks, I guess. This was pretty bad, guys. Remember that band Apocalyptica that started off covering Metallica songs on cello? This is 50% Lars playing Metallica with a choir of dinner-bells. It's not just that there are no solos, but the guitar is just quiet all over. Most of the tracks sound unfinished and just end after going on too long. There are a few nu-metal tracks that are alright otherwise. You know who I liked on the radio in 2003-2004? Taproot. Favorite overall song: "Frantic", because of the other things it sounds like, and because I hadn't gotten as tired of the elements yet. Favorite new-to-me song: "Frantic". They're all new to me from here out. Running tally of Hetfield laughs: 21 Running tally of Hetfield sings: 18
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Post by monodrone on Jan 5, 2017 12:01:26 GMT -5
This album is laughable, it's dumb as shit, the snare drum sounds horrific and there are no guitar solos. I love it. FRANTICKTICKTICKTICKTOCK. IT'S MY WORLD, SUCKER. SHOOT ME AGAIN, I AIN'T DEAD YET.
Nu Metal rules. The riff on Invisible Kid reminds me of Slipknot's My Plague which I'm very much in favour of. I have a Papa Roach album, nothing on St Anger can shock me.
There's probably more I can say about it, I might come back later and fill this out if I have time.
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Post by Nudeviking on Jan 5, 2017 17:04:21 GMT -5
ganews You should really watch Some Kind of Monster it's probably better than album or at least funnier. Lars' dad is a Lord of the Rings wizard.
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Jan 5, 2017 22:36:04 GMT -5
I remember the hype around St. Anger. It was going to be a return to thrash form, the Kill ‘Em All Part II that the old fans had been clamoring for. But there was a troubling counter-narrative to that. Newsted was gone, and Bob Rock was playing bass. Hetfield went to rehab. Lars and James couldn’t get along, but without Newsted around to bully, they ganged up on Kirk, swiped his wah-wah pedals and told him there weren’t going to be any solos. Still, shortly before it came out, I read an absolute slobbering knob-job of a review by a longtime fan who had gone to a listening party, so I was at least mildly intrigued.
What I was listening to at the time, instead of Metallica
I was still crate-digging at the flea market, snatching up anything guitar-oriented from the 60s and 70s. Zeppelin, Sabbath, Allman Brothers, Yardbirds, Blue Cheer, Cream, Hendrix, Traffic and Bolt Thrower were getting tons of spins in my bachelor pad.
Pre-Existing Prejudices
I saw the video for “Frantic” right when it came out, and immediately hated the production. I never listened to any of the other songs. And once again, it’s an hour and fifteen minutes long. C’mon guys, Spectrum of Death is only 32 minutes long, and it’s one of the greatest metal albums ever made.
The Songs
“Frantic” – The snare sounds like shit, but otherwise this is pretty good. Heavy and gritty. Hetfield does some serious growling here and there. The “tick, tick, tick” part is pretty cool, as is the vocal effect on the “keep searching”.
“St. Anger” – Damn, the intro to this is the best thing they had done in a long time. Then it slows down, and the vocals start to sound like some sort of Korn knockoff band. The lyrical callbacks to “Damage, Inc.” and “Hit the Lights” are embarrassing tryhard bullshit. Upon hearing the chorus, I realize that I’ve heard this one too. I have no idea when or where. I feel bad for Newsted. The fucking producer gets more prominent bass than he ever did. This song is too long.
“Some Kind of Monster” – Oh, no, blues. Wait, no. Stompy Alice In Chains Metallica. This fuzzed-out guitar is kinda like a solo, but not quite. The snare is starting to give me a headache. I’m bored to tears, and I’m only halfway through the song. You know what might be nice, to break up the monotony? A fucking solo. *sees that there are still eight tracks left, weeps*
“Dirty Window” – Some of the riffs here are pretty nu-metal. I finally figured out what the snare reminds me of: Elvenfris by Lykathea Aflame. The drums pretty much ruined that album too. The rimshots and the riffing are reminiscent of “Spoonman” by Soundgarden, but this song sucks, and “Spoonman” is pretty good.
“Invisible Kid” – Nu-metal riffs again, but sludgier. This really didn’t have to be eight and a half minutes.
“My World” – A little “Creeping Death” to kick it off. It’s weird when Hetfield straight-up screams, and coupled with the weird snare tone, I am reminded of Slipknot. That’s not a very flattering comparison.
“Shoot Me Again” – Stompy, and Hetfield croons. This could have been on Load or ReLoad. The chorus is just lame. I’m getting a Korn vibe again. Ha, that scritchy little guitar thing is straight out of a garage band cover of Van Halen’s “Atomic Punk”. Too long again.
“Sweet Amber” – Another bluesy intro. I hadn’t really looked at the lyrics until now, but they’re a perfect visual representation of just how repetitive this album is. There are massive blocks of identical text. There are only like 17 words in each song. Like most of these songs, there are some pretty cool riffs, but they get played way too many times, or get weird juxtapositions, like the nu-metal here that gets rammed up against stompy grunge.
“The Unnamed Feeling” – Metallica takes some pretty awesome doomy-sludgy-death riffs and just pounds them into the ground. Look, I don’t know some sort of magic formula for making a three and a half minute song twice as awesome, but I am damn sure the answer isn’t just playing the same three and a half minutes again.
“Purify” – This song just sucks, except for 3:45-3:55, which remind me of “Gin” by Cobalt. That is a flattering comparison.
“All Within My Hands” – There is some pretty interesting Morricone-influenced acoustic guitar around 1:30, and then sprinkled throughout. Some of the faster parts have some really grindy riffing, and the riff under the “Kill, kill, kill, kill” part is awesome (but the actual “Kill, kill, kill, kill” suuuuuuuuuuuuucks). And then the whole thing just falls apart and ends with something that wouldn’t be out of place on Winter’s Into Darkness. That is also a flattering comparison.
Final Thoughts
This is a fascinating, frustrating wreck of an album. Metallica is rawer and heavier and play with more urgency than they had for over a decade, but it’s all wasted on thunderously dull, repetitive, overlong songs. I get that Metallica wanted it to be raw and for the listener to feel like they were with the band while they jammed, but it’s just boring. This is like a demo where they had the riffs and lyrics worked out, but hadn’t added the vital stuff that makes songs interesting, like intros, outros, bridges and solos. I really hope Kirk hasn’t permanently replaced Newsted as Metallica’s perpetually-ignored resident sad sack. He ain’t got nuthin on Alex Skolnick, but his wah-wah-abusing pentatonic runs were sorely missed here.
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Post by Return of the Thin Olive Duke on Jan 6, 2017 0:42:57 GMT -5
This also came after the Napster blow-up when Metallica called everyone dicks for downloading/stealing music and everyone got mad because they were right but were rich so that makes it OK. Get with the gig economy, Metallica! 1. You're one of the good ones, ganews. 2. Goddamn that attitude hasn't aged well. Kinda sucks when everyone is being told to put up with that shit! (this comment is brought to you by the Writers' Guild of America)
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Post by ganews on Jan 11, 2017 16:23:38 GMT -5
Death Magnetic (2008) Pre-existing PrejudicesI am in an extremely bad mood right now, so this had better be good music to be angry to. Or bad music to be angry about. I don't know anything about this one, except when checking to see who's playing bass now (oh, it's Robert Trujillo, as in the current lineup) Google said it's a "return to thrash". We"ll see. It's been five years since the nu-metal adventure. Songs"That Was Just Your Life" - Heartbeats, 90s guitars, then a taste of 80s in the intro. Then we start thrashing a little. No double-tracked vocals here. No particular instrument is noticeably absent or shitty, so it's a step up. Got a real 80s sound here...and hey, a speedy, noodle solo barely related to the song. Then it goes on too long without new ideas. Feels like thrash all right. Let's all pretend we are 25 years younger. Is this album going to make me work to decide whether it is better or worse as an updated Kill 'Em All? "The End of the Line" - Right into the next track. The crossover sounds familiar, but I can't put my finger on it. Hetfield is painting with a light shade of Lemmy. Good changes, not a bad song, if a throwback. This distorted solo out of nowhere makes a case that we are in a different decade. There's a lot of noise during the instrumentation. And then this end which is a completely different song for two minutes. "Broken, Beat & Scarred" - I guess all the tracks are going to be run together like this. Wikipedia quote: "Hetfield said that he did not like the title, but Ulrich was "very adamant" that it should be called 'Broken, Beat & Scarred'." Lars probably hates the Oxford comma. Hetfield got back at him by writing the lyrics "make you more strong". This song is also OK, but it's not changing my world. On this album Hetfield is clipping his notes rather than holding them the way he has for 15 years. Another solo to break things up; seven minutes is a long time, and this one really drags. Until it suddenly ends. "The Day That Never Comes" - Grandpas guitars. Singing, and just after I said Hetfield had quit sustaining notes. I'd be having more fun if this was "The Thing That Should Not Be". The tempo picks up, and I just noticed this song is 8 minutes long. Scrub-brush shredding and a Gauntlet-theme solo aren't endearing me. Same for the eight other hammer solos trotted out. These bear no relation to the song! The End of the Song That Never Comes. Until it does, very suddenly as usual. "All Nightmare Long" - Intro, then a thrash stomp; shoulda gone straight to the stomp if you're going to stretch it out like this. These vocals could use some multi-tracking, it's not a bad thing. These songs don't sound like disjointed pieces assembled as on the debut they emulate, but despite being better-integrated they're less individually interesting. Lars gets in his fast kicks. This album is committing a worse sin than being bad: being boring. "Cyanide" - This has promise. There's menace in that bass rumble and kick. We're still rocking an 80s sound but it's a little meaner, the pauses to thump a little cleaner. Then before it really slows with a grandpas guitar it starts to get a little schizophrenic and never fully recovers. They made one of the shortest songs on the album too long, too. "The Unforgiven III" - What the FUCK, is this really on the track list? Yes it is, and that is a piano and strings in the intro before 90s Hetfield guitar. I know I should just skip, but I'm staying for the inevitable sing tally. Well, once you get to the song it isn't as bad as "Unforgiven II". The solo is dumb. It's hard to say what this song wants to be, but I don't hate it as much as "II" I guess. "The Judas Kiss" - This is OK. Same as most of the rest of the album. Assembled. Another solo faster and more noodley to make up for the solo-free St. Anger. I see this album ranked very well in metal end-of-year lists. Is this all thrash was able to evolve into? "Suicide & Redemption" - A return to the long-ass penultimate instrumental track. It is long. It breaks for a slow bit, with a do-de-do-do-do solo. Bass solo, another penultimate track tradition. Is that a talk box? You'd think based on the title there would be two clearly dovetailing acts, but it's just more assembled pieces that refuse to end, only without words this time, but no. "My Apocalypse" - Last chance, guys. Actually this is pretty decent. Title check. Go! We pick up to a tempo equal to "Battery", which is cool. 5 minutes long, nice. The song never lost the thread like "Cyanide". Summary: Nothing was terrible, no bell-drums. But check the tallies - this is the first album where Hetfield never laughs, not even maniacally or demonically. That just goes to show how super-serious this album is OK? Boring, in other words. Is this as much as thrash can grow? The old sound with better assembly between changes? There's no song I can sing along to on this record ("jump in the fye- ah!"), no joy. It's enough of a throwback that maybe Some Kind of Munster would enjoy it devoid of context. Apparently everyone is complaining about compression, and the noise does stand out when the music pauses for a half-beat. But I'm only listening on YouTube so whatever. Favorite overall song: "My Apocalypse" Favorite new-to-me song: "My Apocalypse". They're all new to me. Running tally of Hetfield laughs: 21 Running tally of Hetfield sings: 20
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Jan 12, 2017 13:43:16 GMT -5
On to bassist #4 (not counting the producer) with another Return to Thrash™ album. That last one didn’t work out so well. It came out during the period starting around 2004 where some of the old guard bands (from giants like Anthrax, Kreator and Sodom to second- and third-tier bands like Exodus, Testament, Overkill, Death Angel, Forbidden and Heathen) who had been lost in the wilderness put out well-received “thrash comeback” albums, perhaps spurred by the young bands of the retro-thrash movement. Like those albums, Death Magnetic was received pretty well, and I remember comparisons to …And Justice for All. I’m actually kinda looking forward to listening to this. *Glances at tracklist* Oh, shit. IT’S AN HOUR AND FIFTEEN MINUTES AGAIN. *looks longingly at all 27:09 of Chemical Exposure by Sadus* Oh, well. As long as it’s not an hour and fifteen minutes of Lars farting into a microphone, it’ll be better than St. Anger.
What I was listening to at the time, instead of Metallica
Sometime in 2005, I ran across my non-Bolt Thrower death metal tapes, and threw them on the stereo for a lark. Before I knew exactly what happened, it was nothing but CHRISTRAPING BLACK METAL. Marduk, Mayhem, Enthroned, Immortal, Watain, Anaal Nathrakh, Emperor, Taake, Mgla, Gorgoroth, Enslaved, and also Bolt Thrower.
Pre-existing Prejudices
I know this got shit on a bunch for being completely brickwalled, but I don’t know if that’s going to negatively impact a YouTube stream. I once caught the tail end of “All Nightmare Long” on the radio, and I remember thinking, “Hey, this sounds like Metallica.”, so that’s probably a good sign. In looking at the tracklist, I also see “Unforgiven III”, which is a bad sign. I also see that there are only two tracks that come in under 6:30, which is also a bad sign.
The Songs
“That Was Just Your Life” – Whoa, this intro does sound like Metallica (with a little Anthrax mixed in). The snare still sounds kinda messed up, like Lars didn’t want to admit St. Anger was a mistake, but he dialed it back a little anyway. This is not especially heavy, but at least it’s pretty fast. A SOLO! HALLELUJAH! And it’s pretty good, too. ANOTHER SOLO! Whoa, it’s an embarrassment of riches! Plus I think we’ve already had as many riffs as all of St. Anger. This is pretty good, but seven minutes is a bit much.
“The End of the Line” – The bass is actually kind of audible, which is a nice change, but it just follows the rhythm guitar. Trujillo has a style that’s ever so slightly bouncy. Not as pronounced as Frank Bello, but it’s there. They lift a little bit from “Master of Puppets” here and there. I kind of hate the solo, and the grandspa’s guitars and speak-singing towards the end. There’s some fat here that could use trimming.
“Broken, Beat and Scarred” – There is some nice riffing here, a decent solo, and it’s reasonably fast, but I’m just not feeling this one. The lyrics are pretty dumb, it’s overlong and it lacks cohesiveness.
“The Day That Never Comes” – Oh, no, a ballad. Grandspa’s guitar everywhere. Hetfield sings. Ever notice how Metallica’s thrash ballads are basically “Free Bird”? Gentle intro, slow verse, slightly rocking chorus, maybe throw in a slow solo, back to slow verse, to slightly rocking chorus, modestly rocking bridge, to full-on rocking and a bunch of soloing. I’d put this one somewhere in the middle of Metallica’s stack of ballads- below “One”, “Sanitarium” and “Fade to Black”, but above the rest.
“All Nightmare Long” – This intro reminds me a little of Primus, but a lot less slappy. Oh, yes, thrash riffing! I hate everything about the verses, and the chorus. Solo’s pretty good though. This really gets a hell of a lot better in the parts where Hetfield shuts up.
“Cyanide” – Weird wah-wah riff to start it off, and then BASS!? Parts of this remind me of “Seek and Destroy” and what might have happened if a slowed-down “Ace of Spades” had its way with RATM. Maybe because it’s like fragments of seven songs all crammed together? This is an unfocused mess, but Kirk’s solo sounds like it could have been on …And Justice For All.
“The Unforgiven III” – Piano? Noooooooooooooooooo. Strings? Noooooooooooooooo. Horns? Nooooooooooooooo. Oh, man. This is horrible. Even a decent solo can’t redeem this garbage.
“The Judas Kiss” – This doesn’t start out so well, but improves at about 0:45. Then Hetfield starts in, unfortunately. There's some nice riffage here, but he’s singing all over it. The soloing starts out pretty lame, but winds up being pretty kickass. At 8 minutes, there’s a lot of lard here.
“Suicide & Redemption” – Whoa, bass again. Oh, it’s an instrumental. Cool. No Hetfield bellowing all over the place like a wounded buffalo. Hmmm, this is just a bunch of unrelated riffs. Very much on the “To Live is to Die” end of the Metallica instrumental spectrum.
“My Apocalypse” – OK, so this is weird. The intro reminds me of The Cars for some reason. Can’t quite put my finger on which song, but it’s probably on the first record. Hey, Hetfield sounds kinda like Tom Araya. That’s always a good thing. I guess this is the closing thrasher, and it does actually have some thrash riffs. It’s not a surprise, but the shortest song is also the most focused and concise, and one of the best.
Final Thoughts
I guess this is the sequel to …And Justice For All we were expecting back when we got the black album instead. Even the album structure is pretty much the same. It’s got the same flaws, but magnified, plus Hetfield's vocals just grate. The production sucks, but in a different way. My ears were like actually physically tired from listening to it, and I didn’t even have it turned up very loud. The songs could use some trimming. Or a lot of trimming. I really think Cliff served as the band’s internal editor in a way that no one has been able to do since he died. I can’t really envision seeking out anything here other than “That Was Just Your Life” or “My Apocalypse”, but I wouldn’t switch to another station if I heard “All Nightmare Long” on the radio again. Most of the rest is unfocused filler, or just sucks (*ahem, “Unforgiven III”*). Still, this is leagues better than the previous four albums.
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Post by ganews on Jan 26, 2017 11:32:46 GMT -5
Lulu (2011) Pre-existing PrejudicesI skipped some time, but it's been a rough couple weeks, OK. This is supposed to be The Worst, right? We shall see. I went back and checked to see who said they liked this one alone on Earth, but that was LazBro for Death Magnetic, which wasn't completely terrible. Sorry to tag you, LazBro, so sorry I did it twice. This album is not technically part of the Metallica discography, being a collaboration with Lou Reed, but it is integral to their image as a band and comes in the middle of a long stretch between other albums. Now for a shocking confession: I am not much of a Lou Reed fan beyond a few select solo and Velvet Underground songs. I haven't super-enjoyed a Metallica album in a while either, so this doesn't bode well. I am not big on avant-garde, but I try sometimes. Songs "Brandenburg Gate" - Grandpas guitars. This is Lou Reed with Metallica backing and Hetfield yelling "small town girl", but it could be absolutely any bar band playing a few chords. "The View" - The backing actually sounds more recognizably like Metallica, by which I mean lay off the crash Lars, but this is more Lou Reed spoken-word poetry. I'm not sure what I was expecting. Yeah, when Lou's not there it sounds like shitty Metallica. "Pumping Blood" - This is better. The heartbeat backing suits the poetry. The droning guitar is a good effect. Part two slows down to be less exciting, but at least it's building. "C'mon James!" Oh Lou, we've all been saying that for years. Then a beat picks up, and it even thrashes! Lou's vocals get strained, and I'm starting to feel like this would actually be really good if it were anyone but Lou Reed reciting these words. "Mistress Dread" - Speed. I detect faint background wails. This is a long drone before a few tears appear. As the minutes stretch on, I am filled not with dread but with boredom. Come on guys, four minutes ago I was thinking this was going to be arty cool with two opening tracks to throw off the Philistines. Now it's a clap, now it's back to a speed drone. Man that went on forever. "Iced Honey" - Oh nooooo. It's a pop-rock backing for Lou Reed kind-of singing. Hetfield shows up to echo him, the first appearance since the second track. I actually liked Lou Reed songs back when he could sing. This is so bad. I think I will blame it on Metallica, not on Lou Reed. "Cheat on Me" - I like these strings and the sad bass. Lou's performance strikes the right tone, and Hetfield's backing is occasionally good. This feels like a real composition. It's probably going to be the best song here, but I will like "Pumping Blood" better because it's darker and we're here for Metallica. It has some kind of sad bastard early 2000s duderock vibe to it, like an artier Lit. (Remember Lit?) Unlike "Pumping Blood", Lou Reed seems like a good choice for this performance. "Frustration" - Ha, good title. Looks like this is another poetry reading with generic hard rock sound behind it, a pattern it only briefly breaks from. But it does not make me hate life. "Little Dog" - Like "Brandenburg Gate" this is all Lou, except it goes beyond an intro. I don't much care. I'm here for synthesis of two acts. "Dragon" - More Lou with guitar squall. The band finally joins in after a few minutes, and it sounds like Metallica. So this is in the vein of "The View". It gets whizzy later. "Junior Dad" - On the flipside, we have an instrumental with no poetry or vocals of any kind. I have almost completely ignored it while sitting here. Summary: Failure, Fiasco, or Secret Success? Failure. Three good songs do not justify a 77-minute album. Too bad. If this had been an EP with "Pumping Blood", "Cheat on Me", "Frustration", and maybe "Mistress Dread", I would call it pretty great. I'm not sure who specifically to blame some of this stuff on, but I'm somewhat surprised that Lou Reed apparently got death threats from Metallica fans. Didn't those fans know how bad Metallica can suck? Favorite overall song: "Cheat on Me" ekes out the win after all. Favorite new-to-me song: "Cheat on Me" Running tally of Hetfield laughs: 21 Running tally of Hetfield sings: 20 There is no space for laughter or singing on this album, or in life perhaps ever again.
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Jan 27, 2017 16:12:34 GMT -5
What I was listening to at the time, instead of Metallica
Aggressively-weird black metal (Oranssi Pazuzu), just plain aggressive black metal (Tsjuder), and Bolt Thrower. Pre-Existing Prejudices This one came completely out of left field. Metallica and Lou Reed? Not two artists I ever envisioned collaborating, but okay. All I know about this album is that it’s really, really, really long, and everything I read about it when it came out was overwhelmingly negative. The Songs
“Brandenburg Gate” – Grandspa’s guitars, some spoken word, then oh boy. Hetfield starts some off-key bellowing, which matches perfectly with Reed’s off-key bellowing. Meanwhile, the band plays the same riff forever. “The View” – This riff that they play forever and ever is pretty good. Kinda Sabbathy. Hetfield bellows on-key this time, more or less. “I am the table.” Ooooooooooookay. Hey, a solo. And it’s a really weird one. Almost Slayeresque. “Pumping Blood” – Huh, strings. That’s pretty interesting. The riff here is just the breakdown section of some nu-metal song looped forever. The dissonant guitar drone in the background is pretty cool. The grandspa’s guitars and strings in the middle that fade into a decent riff sounds like the intro to a better song. The back half of this song would actually be pretty good without Reed and his rambling. “Mistress Dread” – Organ, and then a nice, thrashy riff. Which goes on forever. This is the rake gag of songs. There’s a few seconds from the end of “Gung Ho” by Anthrax stuck in, and then back to The Riff again. “Iced Honey” – This is actually kinda like an actual song. Hetfield’s on-key again, but Reed’s not. The music sounds like it belongs in a Poison song about dry-humping a teenager in the backseat of a Chevy Vega. “Cheat on Me” – This weird synth-y intro is cool as hell. This time the music sounds like it coulda been a long instrumental outro on an early Cars album. Is there a version of this album where somebody removed Reed’s vocals? That would be neat. The riff at the end is really pretty good. “Frustration” – Horror movie discordant noises get crushed by another massive Sabbathy riff. And then it all falls apart for a bit before coming back together again, and falling apart, and coming together… “Little Dog” – Another weird dissonant intro gives way to grandspa’s guitars that sound like cast-off noodling from the jam session that led to “Enter Sandman”, plus some more of that discordant guitar droning. This never gets off the ground. It’s like the freak-out section of a 27-minute live version of “Dazed and Confused” minus the awesome Zep riffs on either side of it. “Dragon” – HELL YEAH BACKWARDS GUITAR! Oh, but it’s all backwards guitar. Whew, some actual riffs. But they sound like “The Thing That Should Not Be”, which was one of my least favorite songs on Master of Puppets. This is another song that would be better without Reed. “Junior Dad” – Drone intro, which becomes something that sounds like The Cure. There’s a big section that could easily be from any number of atmospheric Cascadian black metal songs, which segues back into The Cure, and then back to pseudo-Agalloch for the long fade-out. I actually like this. A lot. Final ThoughtsFollowing the Nabin MYOF format ganews used, I’d call this a Secret Fiascocess. I don’t think I’d listen to the whole thing again, but I’m glad I listened to it once (and I will most likely listen to “Junior Dad” again, like maybe even today). It’s a mess, but what a fascinating mess. Waiting for the next curveball kept me interested, even when something was annoying me (usually Reed and his logorrhea). The real downside is that I think Metallica might have wasted a few good riffs here, which is too bad. Anyway, at least it wasn't the Metallica Machine Music I was led to believe it was.
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Post by ganews on Jan 31, 2017 14:32:15 GMT -5
Hardwired...to Self Destruct (2016) Pre-existing PrejudicesOnce more into the breach, dear friends. Though if whoever remains in the band in another 8 years if left to make an album, I'll come back here and review it. So, that album cover is definitely the worst of their career. But I heard good things about this long-ass album. We shall see. Metallica's long hiatuses haven't done them any favors. Songs"Hardwired" - Damn good start. It made me want to turn up the headphones. This is oddly profane in a way that Metallica isn't usually. Go! The title line is quite poignant right now, don't you know. Sweet solo here. Man, this is like old days. Short and awesome. Good tempo change, punch ending. I think I am really going to like this album. "Atlas, Rise!" - 80s sound, but good. Perhaps what some of Death Magnetic was supposed to be. This all feels so...natural. I haven't commented on it, Hetfield hasn't lost a step since his voice got deeper on their second album over thirty years ago; listen to those sustained notes. Nice changes here as well, and well-integrated. The track stretches on, but it sounds like it ought to. "Now That We're Dead" - A grinder with Lars on heavy island toms. This one is aged up to the early 90s. With that little bit of double-tracking in the chorus, Hetfield delivers nicely without quite tally-level singing. This is the sort of sensibility they learned with the Black Album and used simply too much of. This is a very noodley solo that's a little out of place, followed by more grind and tom cascade. Surely with their spotty track record it is too early to declare this album their best work in 25 years. "Moth into Flame" - This has a very nostalgic feel, with one word the thesis to each line about drug use. The tempo picks up, and there's more judicious double-tracking leading to punches, a pause, and the title drop. Burn! This is a very well-constructed song, so much so that the solo almost feels like an interruption. I did the tempo speed, when it pumps up, solid but not ostentatious. Strong contender here along with "Hardwired" for favorite track. "Dream No More" - I thought Metallica forgot how to make an intro foreboding, but this is good. This is much slowed down with a slimier, stretched-out, double-tracked vocal. Scott Weiland circa Velvet Revolver comes to mind. It feels like what Metallica would have sounded like in the early 2000s if they had been good. There's lots of good sound here. "Halo on Fire" - I like this title. Oh, we're really slowing down now to soft bass and electric plucking. I'm sinceeeerely giving this a sing tally. That's not a bad thing and never has been, intrinsically. This track shows off Hetfield's range as he lifts to a scream. We also hear the most notable bass plunks, though the bass here is still nothing super special. The slower tempo makes this one feel like more of a drag, though. We don't need an instrumental version of the verse. Come to think of it, when has Metallica ever done that before? This will surely be the most radio-played track of the album in 1996. Throw in a little "Free Bird" on the way out. "Confusion" - Disk two. Disk one would have been a perfectly cromulent stand-alone, but everybody wants a double album. I'll allow it if part 2 is just as solid. Hey, a snare march! Metallica risks some snark with lyrics like "just make it go away", but we're still on very solid ground. It's definitely nice to hear a new Metallica song about war brutalizing a soldier. This is great all the way. "ManUNkind" - Ha, what a bad title. Grandpas guitars make their first appearance to prettily mark the Trujillo's intro, but we're back with another military snare and a heavy kick bass stomp. This contains a nu-metal kind of bass drum roll, but it works. I like the super-faint echo on Hetfield's one-word barks. Curious religious theme. It kind of oddly falls into a blues-rock play, hinting at Metallica's late-90s references to 70s influences. "Here Comes Revenge" - This rocks around until more tom cascades come in with Hetfield's vocals. This album has been good, but we're over 50 minutes in and it's starting to get a little samey. This track, for instance, is unremarkable except for the breakdowns. I can't point to anything unique about the solo, and the whole thing just keeps stretching. I wonder if we're going to break things up with a ballad, which is not a dirty word, fanboys. We haven't had Hetfield laughing; give me something just a bit more fun. This could have been the last track of a single album. "Am I Savage?" - Did I call it on the slowdown? This is no ballad, just a slow stomp. It has some interesting throwback instrumentation, very bluesy. I detect the progression from one of my favorite Beatles tracks, "I Want You". It's a werewolf song! Being as "Hardwired" is the only song with profanity, Metallica are werewolves, not swearwolves. Ha ha ha! Thank you, James, for laughing one more time. You've still got it, buddy! "Murder One" - I assume this a pun (yes, it is). Metallica, you sure have some dopey titles. 90s plunks lead us into another downtempo stomp that features a high noodle solo. So basically the same. "Spit Out the Bone" - Boom, thrashing speed closer! Military snare, kick bass stomp. How funny would it be if this title were a dirty pun? Actually this has cool lyrics about our plugged-in society. Love the integration of thrash and double-tracked vocal, also with the very faint echo. The distortion on the guitar mid-song is awesome, another unique step. Metallica can still experiment a little. There's plenty of wah to bring it home. Too bad it's not shorter and to the point; a good thrash doesn't need to ease off the gas. Summary: If they need to wait eight years to come up with an album like this, or a decade, or more, it's worth the wait. Or at least ignoring what came between. It's hard to be objective here, because Metallica have spent so many years experimenting with few successes. This is a return to form, except not like the last one. Here they act like they have learned lessons well, balancing elements that were previously good but overused. Many tracks evoke sounds from throughout their career, but in a good way (ooh, so backhanded). I wish Metallica had dropped off the world in the late 90s, only to suddenly reappear with this album years later. Bass isn't absent or anything, but it hardly has a significant roll, so that's typical. It's damned long and I would have trimmed to one album, but there is no single song I would throw out the window, and that is a hell of an accomplishment for this band in 2016. This is a great way to end; it gives me home for the future (like, the 2020s) and means that I don't regret this project. You're welcome, Il sole sotto la terra. Favorite overall song: "Moth into Flame" Favorite new-to-me song: "Moth into Flame" Running tally of Hetfield laughs: 22 Running tally of Hetfield sings: 21 Next time: my final summary and rankings.
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Feb 2, 2017 15:44:31 GMT -5
2015-2016 saw new releases from each of the Big 4, and with the exception of Slayer, the albums were all pretty well-received, and hailed as a return to form for the bands. It was a pretty good year for the old guard of thrash in general, with solid albums from the likes of Sodom, Death Angel, Testament, Exumer, Artillery and Flotsam and Jetsam. It’s a pretty good time to be a thrasher.
What I’m listening to, instead of Metallica
Other thrash bands. Heavy on the 80s stuff at the more extreme end of the spectrum, like Dark Angel, Sadus, Morbid Saint, Kreator, Possessed and Merciless, but also coming back around to a lot of the Bay Area stuff like Death Angel, Forbidden and Heathen that I didn’t pay much attention to in my headlong rush into death metal. A smattering of retro-thrash, like the beer, pizza ‘n zombies Wehmacht-tinged Municipal Waste and Gama Bomb, the goofy metal meta-commentary of Lich King, Toxic Holocaust’s blackened thrash and the blackened sci-fi prog thrash of Vektor. The tape deck in my truck has had the same cassette I made in 1990 in it for a least a year, which has Sepultura’s Beneath the Remains on one side and on the other, Realm of Chaos by Bolt Thrower.
Pre-Existing Prejudices
I heard both “Hardwired” and “Moth Into Flame” before the album came out, and was kinda meh on both. Kirk lost his iPhone, which had something like 250 riffs on it, so he got shut out of the writing process altogether. This is the Lars and James Show all the way, which is a shame since Kirk’s a pretty decent riff writer. James is no slouch in the riff department though, so I’m cautiously optimistic.
The Songs
“Hardwired” – Well this must be the opening thrasher. I’m not sure how I feel about the staccato delivery of the verses, but it’s at least interesting. There’s got to be more swearing in this song than in the rest of the Metallica discography combined (covers like “So What” excluded, natch). The solo came and went without making much of an impression. This is remarkably short for late-period Metallica. It’s also remarkably good for late-period Metallica.
“Atlas, Rise” – The intro riff sounds like it could have come from …And Justice For All. The verse riff is pretty uninspired, though. The riffing in the middle section with Kirk’s mega wah-wah solo also sounds like it could have been on …And Justice For All. I sorta wish Hetfield would shut up more. He’s the least interesting thing about this album so far. This is good, but maybe a little long.
“Now That We’re Dead” – A little taste of “Seek and Destroy” with some “Enter Sandman” sprinkled on top, which segues into an absolutely featherweight riff, and then back to “Seek and Destroy”. I can hear bass! Overall, this is pretty damned boring and repetitive. The solo reminds me of “Harvester of Sorrow”, which isn’t a bad thing at all.
“Moth Into Flame” – There’s some nice riffing in the verses, but the chorus is just terrible. Hetfield isn’t quite as annoying on this song. He’s pretty tolerable even. The solo, on the other hand, is a bunch of wheedly-wah nonsense. This is too long by half.
“Dream No More” – Starts out with a pretty cool doomy riff. The vocal harmonies are WEIRD. Who is that with James? Rob? Or is it just double-tracked James? Anyway, sounds a little like in Alice in Chains. This is some sort of groove-metal hybrid that could have fit in between the black album and Load. Oh, it’s about Chthulhu. No wonder that riff just then reminded me of “The Thing That Should Not Be”. Hetfield sounds pretty good in those parts.
“Halo On Fire” – The intro reminds me a little of 80s Testament. It’s an unusual guitar tone for Metallica. Oh, boy, now we get grandspa’s guitars and Hetfield crooning. This is a bit slow for my taste. A little solo, another verse and then the pace picks up somewhat. This album really drives home the failures of St. Anger. The bridges and solos are routinely the most interesting parts of the songs. This one is of a piece with songs like “…And Justice For All”, since it’s pretty apparent that it’s a couple of song ideas jammed into one.
“Confusion” – For a second, I thought this was another cover of “Am I Evil?”. Once they’re done with that, there’s a pretty cool riff that’s a little reminiscent of “Eye of the Beholder”. I like that they finally realized they have a bass player. The solo is OK. I really wish Hetfield would shut up. The best parts of every song are the parts where he’s not singing. That can’t be a coincidence. The second solo is better than the first one, and sounds like it could have been on the black album.
“ManUNkind” – Dumb title. The intro could have been from the middle of a circa-1968 live version of “Dark Star”. Then it gets all groove-metally. The solo is really odd, like Kirk and Kerry King were some sort of Jekyll and Hyde creature fighting over a guitar. I know Metallica released videos for every song simultaneously, but this is the first one I watched, because I was trying to figure out why the Metallica logo on the stream I was listening to looked so much like Mayhem’s. Turns out the video is some sort of weird black metal thing, complete with a vocalist who looks like Dead. Not sure what they were going for there, but it did make me want to listen to Deathcrush.
“Here Comes Revenge” – The first riff sounds like something from …And Justice For All, but with good production, and then it turns into “Enter Sandman”. The riff in the verses are pretty good. There’s a little bit of DNA from “Orion” here and there too. The solo is another slightly atypical outing from Kirk. This drags on a bit. Or maybe a lot.
“Am I Savage?” – They already ripped off music from “Am I Evil?” on this album, so why not rip off the title too? The intro sounds like Skynyrd, and then we get Load-era stomp. The lyrics are in the vein of “Of Wolf and Man”, which was a very dumb song. Kirk gives us a pretty kickass solo, which is the best thing going on here by a long shot.
“Murder One” – The grandspa’s guitars sound like something from …And Justice for All, then we get some pretty decent riffage. Ah, the lyrics tell me this is a tribute to Lemmy. In that case, it’s a little way too slow. This should be “Whiplash” levels of fast. Kirk does some weird Kerry King stuff again.
“Spit Out the Bone” – Oh, yes, sweet speed. The closing thrasher. A BASS SOLO. Haven’t had one of those since Master of Puppets! This sags a bit in places, but they manage to pick it back up. Decent solo, and damn, that’s a ton of double bass there, Lars. How many takes to get it right? The nu-metal-style breakdown is not cool, but then we get another pretty kickass solo. A little trimming here and there, and this would easily be the best thing they’ve done since …And Justice For All.
Final Thoughts
This was pretty good. At least as good as Death Magnetic, and it’s clear that they made this with one eye on the past and one on the present. If I listened exclusively to Metallica, this would have been the shit, but even among just the Big 4 releases of the last year or so, it’s middle of the pack. There is still way too much bloat, which seems to be an intractable problem for Metallica. It’s a shame that Kirk wasn’t a bigger part of it, but I know he’s got riffs ready for the next album. Despite its flaws, this album shows that Metallica still has something to offer 30+ years after Kill ‘Em All, and for the first time in more than 25 years, I’m looking forward to what they put out in the future.
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Post by ganews on Feb 2, 2017 15:54:45 GMT -5
Kirk lost his iPhone, which had something like 250 riffs on it, so he got shut out of the writing process altogether. My god that is stupid.
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Feb 2, 2017 20:31:06 GMT -5
Kirk lost his iPhone, which had something like 250 riffs on it, so he got shut out of the writing process altogether. My god that is stupid. I like to think that by "lost" he meant "It fell in the toilet because I was playing Candy Crush while I took a dump."
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Post by ganews on Feb 7, 2017 10:27:14 GMT -5
Metallica: Final Summary
Well, this was fun. (I wish I could find that image of Gene Wilder clapping his hands together in Young Frankenstein.) It was also pretty painful at times, namely an unbroken 11 year span. Eh, an off decade is pretty common for the artists we've seen here on the Discography Review board. Not being terribly well-versed in metal, it's difficult for me to read all of Metallica's influences, but that's what Garage, Inc. was for. On the other hand, the influence they had on hard rock is quite easy to see in retrospect. Metallica also deserves props for regularly making an effort to try new things, even if they didn't always (or even often) work: pop music production flourishes, nu-metal adventures, grandpas guitars, and insane collaborations. Seriously, who else has the confidence and freedom to create avant garde music with Old Man Lou Reed?
My final ranking of original, studio Metallica albums with my favorite song from each, uncolored by any devotion to what Metallica is "supposed" to be:
10. St. Anger (2003) - "Frantic" 9. Death Magnetic (2008) - "My Apocalypse" 8. Reload (1997) - "The Memory Remains" 7. Kill 'Em All (1983) - "Jump In The Fire" 6. ...And Justice for All (1988) - "One" 5. Hardwired...to Self Destruct (2016) - "Moth into Flame" 4. Load (1996) - "Hero of the Day" 3. Metallica (1991) - "Wherever I May Roam" 2. Ride the Lightning (1984) - "For Whom the Bell Tolls" 1. Master of Puppets (1986) - "Disposable Heroes"
That's a decent mix-tape! The top and bottom of the list were easy for me to decide; 5 through 7 are difficult to rank against each other, but they definitely go in that range and I'm not putting more effort into it. I'd be willing to listen to 70% of these albums again, which is a pretty darn good track record. Even Reload managed to have some good songs. Perhaps Kirk won't store guitar riffs in his stupid phone without backups, perhaps Lars has already been recording individual drum beats to cut together, and perhaps Metallica still have some good music left in them. I want to believe.
Other statistics of note Times James Hetfield laughs during a song: 22 Metallica songs in which James Hetfield actually sings: 21 Album titles with ellipses: 2 Bass players: 4 Original songs featuring profanity: 2 Haircuts: 4 Most years between albums: 8 Albums sold: 110 million Pissed-off Metallica fans: 10-100 million Fucks: 0
Next Discography Review: I tackle the truly monumental discography of...Prince.
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