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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2017 23:24:35 GMT -5
Baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes
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Smacks
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Post by Smacks on Apr 24, 2017 7:23:56 GMT -5
Delivered by Sir Elton, in that lovely tone......this gets a pass from me. But then again, no. So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road (I'll stick up for this song all day) |
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Post by Post-Lupin on Apr 24, 2017 7:38:42 GMT -5
So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road (I'll stick up for this song all day) It is perhaps worth noting my all time favourite Elton track is Funeral For A Friend. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 24, 2017 8:21:46 GMT -5
She never compromises, loves babies and surprises
Wears hi-heels when she exercises
Ain't that beautiful
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 26, 2017 8:51:19 GMT -5
I'd make a candle out of it if I ever found it,
Try to sell it, never sell out of it,
I'd probably only sell one.
It'd be to my brother, 'cause we have the same nose.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 26, 2017 13:47:37 GMT -5
So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well
We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note
I told him I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden we planted a tree
Don't try to find me, please don't you dare
Just live in my memory, you'll always be there
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Post by songstarliner on Apr 26, 2017 18:28:07 GMT -5
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
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Smacks
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Post by Smacks on May 2, 2017 9:51:31 GMT -5
Perish is the word that more than applies
To the hope in my heart each time I realize
That I am not gonna be the one to share your dreams
That I am not gonna be the one to share your schemes
(my boss has the oldies station on in the office so I'll probably give this thread an extra page or two today. Also, schemes?)
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Post by Smacks on May 2, 2017 10:02:46 GMT -5
If you believe in forever,
Then life is just a one-night stand.
If there's a rock and roll heaven,
Well you know they've got a hell of a band, band, band.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2017 10:34:43 GMT -5
But Gollum, and the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her, her, her...yeah
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on May 3, 2017 0:51:54 GMT -5
But Gollum, and the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her, her, her...yeah Does anyone remember laughter? |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on May 9, 2017 20:51:44 GMT -5
You try comin' on when you need some,
But then you don't 'cause you already did.
Yeah, you jangle your jewels while your shakin' ya,
And drive the pretty boys outta their heads.
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Post by Some Kind of Munster on May 11, 2017 8:50:15 GMT -5
Your best friend Harry, has a brother Larry
In five days from now he's gonna marry
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man
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Post by Dr. Rumak on May 14, 2017 19:28:34 GMT -5
There were plants and birds and rocks and things,
There was sand and hills and rings.
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz,
And the sky with no clouds.
The heat was hot, and the ground was dry,
But the air was full of sound.
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Post by Dr. Rumak on May 26, 2017 12:02:05 GMT -5
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen.
Most folks don't, 'cause they're too busy bitchin'.
Swingin' in there, 'cause she wanted me to feed her,
So I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for her.
Don't even try, 'cause you can't ignore her.
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise.
Tastes so good make a grown man cry,
Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah.
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Post by Smacks on May 26, 2017 12:08:04 GMT -5
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen. Most folks don't, 'cause they're too busy bitchin'. Swingin' in there, 'cause she wanted me to feed her, So I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater. I scream, you scream, we all scream for her. Don't even try, 'cause you can't ignore her. She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. Tastes so good make a grown man cry, Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah. I threw up in my mouth a little......  |
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Post by LazBro on May 26, 2017 12:20:37 GMT -5
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen. Most folks don't, 'cause they're too busy bitchin'. Swingin' in there, 'cause she wanted me to feed her, So I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater. I scream, you scream, we all scream for her. Don't even try, 'cause you can't ignore her. She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. Tastes so good make a grown man cry, Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah. I've only just realized that I never really listened to the lyrics of that song. I didn't even recognize it until I got to the chorus. |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on May 26, 2017 13:21:55 GMT -5
Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen. Most folks don't, 'cause they're too busy bitchin'. Swingin' in there, 'cause she wanted me to feed her, So I mixed up the batter, and she licked the beater. I scream, you scream, we all scream for her. Don't even try, 'cause you can't ignore her. She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. Tastes so good make a grown man cry, Sweet cherry pie, oh yeah. I've only just realized that I never really listened to the lyrics of that song. I didn't even recognize it until I got to the chorus. This might come as a bit of a shock, Snape, but those lyrics, they aren't even literally about actual cherry pie, or even risky food preparation. The lyrics are actually a euphemism for misogynistic 1980s sex. |
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Post by LazBro on May 26, 2017 13:26:41 GMT -5
I've only just realized that I never really listened to the lyrics of that song. I didn't even recognize it until I got to the chorus. This might come as a bit of a shock, Snape, but those lyrics, they aren't even literally about actual cherry pie, or even risky food preparation. The lyrics are actually a euphemism for misogynistic 1980s sex.  |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 6, 2017 19:40:10 GMT -5
Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yea, tequila makes her clothes fall off
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Post by Buon Funerale Amigos on Jun 6, 2017 20:15:34 GMT -5
You doubt your strength or courage
Don’t come to join with me
For death surely wants you
With sharp and pointy teeth
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 15, 2017 7:06:27 GMT -5
You want a piece of my heart?
You better start from the start
You want to be in the show?
C'mon baby, let's go
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jul 14, 2017 22:18:37 GMT -5
Well, we work all day,
And we don't know why.
Well, there's just one thing that money can't buy.
When your body's been starved,
Feed your appetite.
When you work all day, you gotta Uh! all night.
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on Jul 15, 2017 12:32:12 GMT -5
I'd go to hell for ya
or Philadelphia
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 15, 2017 13:00:47 GMT -5
Yes and all the muchachas they call me big papa
When I throw pesos their way
Adiós and vaya con Dios
A long way from GA
Someone do me a favor and pause for the Jaeger
I'll grab my guitar and play
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 2, 2017 19:00:44 GMT -5
Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner
Of the mattress that you stole
From your roommate back in Boulder
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Sept 7, 2017 9:38:18 GMT -5
She's a sad tomato
She's three miles of bad road
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 11, 2017 23:37:05 GMT -5
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile.
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar, such a thrill when your radials squeal.
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 22, 2017 7:10:39 GMT -5
Someday I'll find a love like yours
She'll think I'm Superman, not SuperMinivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Sept 24, 2017 9:57:15 GMT -5
Don't be afraid to catch feels
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