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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 13, 2018 21:43:27 GMT -5
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I have questions.
1) I assume you're not talking about the organ in your chest, if so how does one "give" someone their heart?
2) How does this figurative heart then get given "away"? Follow up, if he gave it to someone else, how can you in turn give it to a third party without getting it back first?
3) This year you're going to give it to someone special? So you admit last year you didn't. Why would you give something so seemingly precious to someone who wasn't special? How exactly did you think handing it to someone non-special was going to turn out?
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Dec 14, 2018 11:50:27 GMT -5
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special I have questions. 1) I assume you're not talking about the organ in your chest, if so how does one "give" someone their heart? 2) How does this figurative heart then get given "away"? Follow up, if he gave it to someone else, how can you in turn give it to a third party without getting it back first? 3) This year you're going to give it to someone special? So you admit last year you didn't. Why would you give something so seemingly precious to someone who wasn't special? How exactly did you think handing it to someone non-special was going to turn out? Remember the story of Prometheus and his liver? Same deal. George Michael can regrow organs over time, and was cursed by the gods to give away his heart to random people a minimum of once a year. HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE GIVEN HUMANITY THE GIFT OF Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 17, 2019 11:38:14 GMT -5
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Wait, she caught you on the bathroom floor, and then on the counter, and then on the sofa and then in the shower and even on camera and she stuck around for all that? And you keep insisting it wasn't you? Does this person have the memory of a goldfish, or is this just a really dumb song?
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Post by Prole Hole on Jan 18, 2019 5:40:32 GMT -5
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me) Wait, she caught you on the bathroom floor, and then on the counter, and then on the sofa and then in the shower and even on camera and she stuck around for all that? And you keep insisting it wasn't you? Does this person have the memory of a goldfish, or is this just a really dumb song?  |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jan 28, 2019 20:23:10 GMT -5
I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring,
That cost too much to be free,
Hey lady, I've been to paradise,
But I've never been to me.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 31, 2019 9:59:48 GMT -5
We'll put out to sea and we'll perfect our chemistry
And by and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight, cocktails and moonlit nights
That dreamy look in your eye, give me a tropical contact high
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 4, 2019 9:35:10 GMT -5
All the things she said,
Running through my head,
Running through my head,
All the things she said.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Feb 4, 2019 11:48:50 GMT -5
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
He's a loser
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 6, 2019 10:09:54 GMT -5
Folks are talking and a-talking a how the U.S. ain’t the best
But the eagle is getting tired of y’all shitting in his nest
You thought he was only sleeping, you plucked feathers out one by one
But he just had one eye closed, so amigo ya better run
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Post by Hachiman on Feb 6, 2019 21:07:14 GMT -5
Treat me right, love me good, never break my heart
oh, baby, I swear.
I swear, darling
If you do, I'll hurt you bad, tear your world apart
Oh, baby, I swear
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Feb 7, 2019 19:16:14 GMT -5
Work your fingers to the bone,
Whadda ya get?
Whoo-whoo...
Boney Fingers,
Boney Fingers.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 4, 2019 20:05:30 GMT -5
'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Apr 29, 2019 17:39:09 GMT -5
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape,
With fingernails that shine like justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
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Post by Prole Hole on May 1, 2019 5:28:41 GMT -5
Then I started to realise,
I was living one big lie,
She fucking hates me,
La la la la
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 12, 2019 10:27:09 GMT -5
Now if we're talking body
You got a perfect one, so put it on me
Swear it won't take you long
If you love me right
We fuck for life, on and on and on
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jul 18, 2019 9:44:59 GMT -5
Say east
Say west
Say north an' south
This is gonna really make you rub and scrub
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Post by songstarliner on Jul 18, 2019 14:46:32 GMT -5
you're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 10, 2019 17:00:51 GMT -5
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Feb 3, 2020 19:34:13 GMT -5
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 5, 2020 5:41:13 GMT -5
Fuck what I said - it don't mean shit now
Fuck the presents - might as well throw 'em out
Fuck all those kisses - they didn't mean Jack
Fuck you, you ho' - I don't want you back
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 26, 2020 19:05:57 GMT -5
Walk for me, baby
I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi, whoa-oh
Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya
I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
This was tough cause the whole song is a Costco of stupid lyrics, but I feel like these were slightly more deserving of the honour.
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Apr 13, 2020 17:40:33 GMT -5
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this.
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this.
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this.
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't.
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