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Post by Ron Howard Voice on Aug 31, 2017 9:23:41 GMT -5
Merguez is this will be going on for some time. I concurrywurst. |
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Post by moimoi on Aug 31, 2017 11:45:42 GMT -5
It appears my attempts to subvert the pun thread with terrible puns were for nought. Or knockwurst.
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Post by Smacks on Aug 31, 2017 12:20:52 GMT -5
Ugh, I never sausage horrible puns!
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 31, 2017 16:24:40 GMT -5
I'm commenting just to subscribe to this thread, though I will not be upvoting any puns. Don't be a brat. Get busy liver or get busy dying, that's what I always say. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 31, 2017 16:26:26 GMT -5
Hot dogs are not sentient, therefore, if one were to wear a miniaturized pair of pants tailor-made to fit a hot dog, it would have no say in whether the pants were worn over or under the bun. This is an unrealistic question, and I am abstaining from voting in protest. Boo!(din) |
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Post by Mars Defense Perimeter on Aug 31, 2017 21:23:21 GMT -5
Would a sentient hot dog be the property of Starfleet?
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Post by fab on Sept 1, 2017 8:55:11 GMT -5
I'd like to think I'm in the ballpark here, but frank-ly, all the good buns are taken.
I was gonna go with "aww, schnitzel" but that doesn't work AT ALL.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Sept 1, 2017 9:16:30 GMT -5
I'd like to think I'm in the ballpark here, but frank-ly, all the good buns are taken. I was gonna go with "aww, schnitzel" but that doesn't work AT ALL. I don't know any more sausage puns, but I bet kabanos a couple. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 1, 2017 20:43:42 GMT -5
I'd like to think I'm in the ballpark here, but frank-ly, all the good buns are taken. I was gonna go with "aww, schnitzel" but that doesn't work AT ALL. I don't know any more sausage puns, but I bet kabanos a couple. I'm about ready to say "If there are any mor - cilla, wouldn't want to be ya!" |
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Post by Tellyfier on Sept 4, 2017 3:36:16 GMT -5
All the good ones are gone already? That sucuks.
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on Sept 4, 2017 14:04:24 GMT -5
Ugh, I don't even know which of these puns weisswurst
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 5, 2017 0:03:14 GMT -5
Ugh, I don't even know which of these puns weisswurst If I read another pun I'm going to banger my head against my desk. |
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Sept 5, 2017 8:40:03 GMT -5
Our pet snake agrees with Powerthirteen. It likes hot dogs, but it won't eat them with just the meat. That's right. My anaconda don't want none, unless it's got buns, hon. |
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Post by fab on Sept 5, 2017 11:14:30 GMT -5
Our pet snake agrees with Powerthirteen . It likes hot dogs, but it won't eat them with just the meat. That's right. My anaconda don't want none, unless it's got buns, hon. okay, you win. the extended setup was painful. well played |
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Post by Ben Grimm on Sept 5, 2017 11:22:20 GMT -5
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Post by Generic Poster on Sept 6, 2017 16:08:13 GMT -5
With sentient hot dogs, it was always my impression that the bun was part of the sentient hot dog's body, not an article of clothing. Therefore, pants would go over the bun.
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