Dellarigg
AV Clubber 
This is a public service announcement - with guitars
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 17, 2018 7:15:09 GMT -5
There was a young fighter named Jake
Whose temper was quite hard to take
He got in with the mob
Became a fat slob
And only two Oscars? Gimme a break
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Post by MarkInTexas on Aug 22, 2018 9:53:19 GMT -5
On Earth, the last robot around
Shows a visiting droid the plant he had found
They both go to space,
Where a robot rebellion takes place
And men and robots head back down to the ground.
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Aug 24, 2018 9:14:08 GMT -5
In space, something went wrong,
Ended up where they didn't belong.
Now they planned their escapes,
From this place ruled by apes,
But it turns out, it was Earth all along.
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Post by Prole Hole on Aug 29, 2018 13:56:09 GMT -5
Are androids machines or alive,
And if left alone would they thrive?
To find out Dekker's sent,
Are they sentient?
Off to the sunset he will drive.
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Dellarigg
AV Clubber
This is a public service announcement - with guitars
Posts: 7,634
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 29, 2018 16:59:59 GMT -5
That spooky hotel The Overlook
Turned Danny's dad into quite a kook
The twins in the corridor
Know what that big axe is for
Though some of us still prefer the book
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Post by Prole Hole on Aug 30, 2018 8:54:33 GMT -5
Some angry wind causes a lark,
For science teacher (?) Marky Mark.
Trees are on the attack,
This film needs a laugh-track,
And it's Happening out in a park
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Post by MarkInTexas on Aug 31, 2018 13:54:12 GMT -5
A lookalike is hired, now and then
To play the real president, but when
The real (and conservative) one has a stroke
The fake (and liberal) one, no joke,
Actually does Make America Great Again.
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Dellarigg
AV Clubber
This is a public service announcement - with guitars
Posts: 7,634
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Post by Dellarigg on Aug 31, 2018 14:57:52 GMT -5
She didn't much like the oldsters next door
Making her labour a real tug of war
He has his father's eyes
But the baby's not Guy's
The Devil's spawn, all hers to adore
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Aug 31, 2018 21:32:19 GMT -5
Into town, in which two gangs fought,
A samurai found himself caught,
His option, he decides,
Is to play off both sides,
So good, Sergio Leone stole the plot.
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Post by Angry Raisins on Sept 4, 2018 13:33:37 GMT -5
Hotshot Maverick thinks that he reigns
In the school of elites where he trains
Will his talents fall short
On the volleyball court?
(Plus a subplot involving some planes)
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Post by Angry Raisins on Sept 8, 2018 6:38:06 GMT -5
Bilbo Baggins was weary, but glad
Of the epic adventure he'd had
When Kili met Lilly
Book fans found it silly
But we've three films to fill, so too bad
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