Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Jul 4, 2017 9:04:25 GMT -5
Learn How God Wants You To Eat
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Jul 4, 2017 10:29:46 GMT -5
Learn How God Wants You To Eat 90% sure that’s just a link to Leviticus.
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Jul 8, 2017 13:08:58 GMT -5
This has got to be one for the record books:
"Hoss Cartwright's Bonanza Secrets Revealed"
I have to assume that it's a targeted ad because they somehow know I'm an old, but jfk - I'd be more interested in Dr. Bombay's secrets.
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Post by Generic Poster on Jul 10, 2017 15:57:49 GMT -5
This has got to be one for the record books: "Hoss Cartwright's Bonanza Secrets Revealed"I have to assume that it's a targeted ad because they somehow know I'm an old, but jfk - I'd be more interested in Dr. Bombay's secrets. In a similar vein, I just saw saw "Barney Fife Kept This Hidden Throughout The Filming of The Andy Griffith Show"
This is particularly enraging since Barney Fife is a fictional character who therefore could not have kept anything hidden.
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Post by songstarliner on Jul 10, 2017 16:27:25 GMT -5
Learn How God Wants You To Eat From it he shall present his offering as an offering by fire to the LORD, the fat that covers the entrails and all the fat that is on the entrails, and the two kidneys with the fat that is on them, which is on the loins, and the lobe of the liver, which he shall remove with the kidneys. The priest shall offer them up in smoke on the altar as food, an offering by fire for a soothing aroma; all fat is the LORD'S.…
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Jul 10, 2017 18:36:32 GMT -5
This has got to be one for the record books: "Hoss Cartwright's Bonanza Secrets Revealed"I have to assume that it's a targeted ad because they somehow know I'm an old, but jfk - I'd be more interested in Dr. Bombay's secrets. In a similar vein, I just saw saw "Barney Fife Kept This Hidden Throughout The Filming of The Andy Griffith Show"
This is particularly enraging since Barney Fife is a fictional character who therefore could not have kept anything hidden. Sure, next you're going to tell me that Mr. Furley is fictional too.
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Jul 10, 2017 18:48:23 GMT -5
Learn How God Wants You To Eat From it he shall present his offering as an offering by fire to the LORD, the fat that covers the entrails and all the fat that is on the entrails, and the two kidneys with the fat that is on them, which is on the loins, and the lobe of the liver, which he shall remove with the kidneys. The priest shall offer them up in smoke on the altar as food, an offering by fire for a soothing aroma; all fat is the LORD'S.… Mmmm, the soothing aroma of burning kidneys.
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Post by Pastafarian on Jul 14, 2017 20:36:38 GMT -5
"Sharon Tate’s Sister Doesn’t Think JLaw Is ‘Pretty Enough’ To Play The Actress" (picture of Jennifer Lawrence making an exaggerated frowny face)
Ok first off, please don't call her that. Secondly, that is really kinda gross, isn't it?
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dLᵒ
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𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝓦𝓮 𝓒𝓸𝓸𝓵 𝓨𝓮𝓽?
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Post by dLᵒ on Jul 20, 2017 18:42:52 GMT -5
/edit: jesus, sorry I forgot how massive phone screen caps are.
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 8, 2017 9:03:05 GMT -5
"Chris Pratt falling in love with a bacon sandwich will give you the feels"
"‘Belfies’ AKA Bare-Butt Selfies Are A Thing Now"
"Can We Guess Your Education Level?"
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 18, 2017 21:09:31 GMT -5
"Here’s What the Cast of ‘Crocodile Dundee’ Kept Under Wraps for Years"
"WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE FOR DINNER TONIGHT, BASED ON YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN"
"Delicate ‘Helix’ Tattoos Are The Trend We Didn’t Know We Needed"
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 25, 2017 21:17:49 GMT -5
"THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO EVERY TYPE OF SPOON IN THE WORLD" Yeah, I'm good.
"Woman’s Post About Being Manterrupted While Reading ‘Men Explain Things To Me’ Goes Viral" Ok, I don't like it when men are condescending (or worse) but I like it even less when we make up new words by putting the word "man" in front of them. Stop it damn you.
"Can Someone Please Invent a Better Way to Remove Pubic Hair at Home?" Let me send that off to Elon Musk.
"Twitter’s Response To Taylor Swift’s New Single Is So Funny We’re DEAD" If you were dead, then how in the hell did you write such a stupid fucking headline? Huh?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2017 5:11:43 GMT -5
"Woman’s Post About Being Manterrupted While Reading ‘Men Explain Things To Me’ Goes Viral" Ok, I don't like it when men are condescending (or worse) but I like it even less when we make up new words by putting the word "man" in front of them. Stop it damn you. Mansplaining, manspreading, manterrupting - We are butchering the English language, and that means a lot coming from me!
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Aug 27, 2017 9:32:25 GMT -5
"Chris Pratt falling in love with a bacon sandwich will give you the feels" At least now we who the homewrecker was
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 5, 2017 0:05:18 GMT -5
"Jesus Would Not Love The KKK"
"Which A.V. Club staffer looks most like LCD Soundsystem's James Murphy?"
"Janis Ian From ‘Mean Girls’ Got Married And It Looked So Fetch"
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Post by Lurky McLurk on Sept 7, 2017 1:47:17 GMT -5
"Is It Sexist To Not Like Taylor Swift?"
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 10, 2017 9:57:53 GMT -5
"How To Tell When A Slot Is Close To Hitting The Jackpot" The lights are on and someone put a coin in it. (they never said how close).
"These Guinness World Records Will Make You Feel Some Type Of Way" Congratulations, this might be the laziest headline ever written. Go buy a thesaurus.
"Jessica Simpson’s Son Got His First Haircut And People Had OPINIONS" Oh well, at least we're focussing on what's really important.
"Goodbye kittehz, hello doggos: Why did the internet’s dog obsession take off in tandem with Trump’s rise?" I despise you.
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Post by Jimmy James on Sept 10, 2017 13:34:18 GMT -5
"These Guinness World Records Will Make You Feel Some Type Of Way" Congratulations, this might be the laziest headline ever written. Go buy a thesaurus.
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 16, 2017 22:58:46 GMT -5
"Labia of Love: There Were A Lot Of Vulvas Showing At This NYFW Show" Hey HuffPo, we'll stick to the horrible puns, thank you very much.
"15 Times Sia Ditched Her Famous Wig" Congratulations, you're dumb.
"Lifehacker Writer Taken To Task For Whitesplaining Chopsticks" First mansplaining, now Whitesplaining. Could we be far from "Whitemansplaining"? Also, if he was from Fiji would you call it "Southpacificislandsplaining" ?
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 21, 2017 19:26:48 GMT -5
"YouTube Star PewDiePie Casually Used the N-Word During a Livestream, and Game Developers Have Had Enough" I hate this so much.
"The Stunning Transformation of Chelsea Clinton" Wow, after 25 years she changed? Isn't a gawky pre-teen anymore? What magic is this?
"Straight Black Men Are the White People of Black People" Huh? Wait...what?
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Sept 22, 2017 15:00:49 GMT -5
"20 Headlines About Kim Kardashian's Style I Still Kind of Can't Believe I Wrote (and You Won't Either)"
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 22, 2017 22:01:29 GMT -5
" 20 Headlines About Kim Kardashian's Style I Still Kind of Can't Believe I Wrote (and You Won't Either)" Is there any way we can file a class-action lawsuit against the person who wrote that?
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Sept 28, 2017 14:29:14 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 1, 2017 9:44:39 GMT -5
"Watch a witch fully dismantle Tucker Carlson on his own show"
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Oct 23, 2017 18:12:50 GMT -5
Everybody Is Lying About How To Flatten Your Belly
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 24, 2017 7:41:55 GMT -5
I married myself in a shamanic ritual in Mexico - here's what happened
Holy shit, I just found the most millennial headline ever.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 28, 2017 12:48:11 GMT -5
Are You Team Edward or Team Jacob? Test Your Knowledge Now! Really? It's 2017. Next you'll be asking what "One Tree Hill" character I am.
The Tragic Irish Ghost Story That Might Creep You Out Ohhh, way to commit. I might click that then. One day.
Miley Cyrus's Yacht Makes The Titanic Look Like A Raft! Ok, so let's assume an ocean liner is 50 times bigger than a (really large) raft. You're telling me Miley Cyrus owns a yacht that has a capacity of 110,400 people, is 44,100 feet long, 4600 feet wide, 8750 feet high, has 450 decks, 1000 liferafts, and weighs 2,316,000 tons. Cause that seems highly unlikely.
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Post by Lurky McLurk on Nov 1, 2017 7:07:59 GMT -5
Miley Cyrus's Yacht Makes The Titanic Look Like A Raft! Ok, so let's assume an ocean liner is 50 times bigger than a (really large) raft. You're telling me Miley Cyrus owns a yacht that has a capacity of 110,400 people, is 44,100 feet long, 4600 feet wide, 8750 feet high, has 450 decks, 1000 liferafts, and weighs 2,316,000 tons. Cause that seems highly unlikely. Should definitely have more liferafts than that. Especially in case it comes across a 5km long, 1.5km high iceberg.
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moimoi
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Post by moimoi on Dec 11, 2017 20:49:26 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 21, 2017 8:28:51 GMT -5
"What Do Taylor Swift’s Boobs Think They Are Doing?"
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