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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 25, 2020 16:55:28 GMT -5
This one might be worse, cause who in the hell is looking to take Ben Carson's advice on anything?
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Post by Ben Grimm on Jul 3, 2020 9:28:42 GMT -5
"If you hate furries, you're anti-LGBT"
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Post by Nudeviking on Jul 6, 2020 20:57:21 GMT -5
16-Year-Old That Stole Guy Fieri's Lambo Gallardo Given Life In Prison
The entire article goes on and on about Guy Fieri's stolen car and I'm wondering, "Is this a three strikes and your out thing? What is going on here? I mean it's an expensive car but it's still just theft," and then in the second to last paragraph we get this throwaway line, "The stolen Lambo was the spotlight in the case against Wade, but wasn't the only crime on the radar. Concluding the trial, the verdict was life in prison due to attempted murder of acquaintances."
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Post by Prole Hole on Jul 7, 2020 5:59:04 GMT -5
16-Year-Old That Stole Guy Fieri's Lambo Gallardo Given Life In Prison The entire article goes on and on about Guy Fieri's stolen car and I'm wondering, "Is this a three strikes and your out thing? What is going on here? I mean it's an expensive car but it's still just theft," and then in the second to last paragraph we get this throwaway line, "The stolen Lambo was the spotlight in the case against Wade, but wasn't the only crime on the radar. Concluding the trial, the verdict was life in prison due to attempted murder of acquaintances." Wow, way to bury the lede.
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 16, 2020 13:04:44 GMT -5
"Laura San Giacomo Is Almost 60, Try Not To Smile When You See Her Now"
STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Aug 16, 2020 17:03:58 GMT -5
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Aug 25, 2020 9:00:07 GMT -5
"24 Best Sites to Kill Time on the Internet"
Yes, because the lack of easily available things on the Internet to waste time on is certainly a problem people have.
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 20, 2020 13:51:43 GMT -5
Gabourey Sidibe Flaunts her Flat Tummy & Slimmed Down Figure in a Stunning Outfit THE FINANCIAL MAG|SPONSORED
So this is a bad enough headline on its own, but the fact that it comes from something called "The Financial Mag" makes it completely bewildering to me.
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Post by Prole Hole on Sept 22, 2020 4:27:47 GMT -5
Remember 90's Lindsay? This is her now.
This molten bronze droplet of wisdom is accompanied by two photos, presumably meant to imply a BEFORE! and AFTER! version of said Lindsay. Both photos are, however, from the same photoshoot. She's even wearing the same dress. Great work all round, clickbait writers, photographers and idiots!
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 23, 2020 19:13:03 GMT -5
Kristy McNichol, 57, Is A Walking Talking Beauty
Was there any dispute about the walking and talking part?
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Sept 25, 2020 2:26:41 GMT -5
Tegan and Sara Break Down the Meaning of "Don't Believe the Things They Tell You (They Lie)"
Thanks, Genius, I don't think I'd be able to parse the song's cryptic messaging without your help
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Sept 27, 2020 12:46:58 GMT -5
Gabourey Sidibe Flaunts her Flat Tummy & Slimmed Down Figure in a Stunning OutfitTHE FINANCIAL MAG|SPONSOREDSo this is a bad enough headline on its own, but the fact that it comes from something called "The Financial Mag" makes it completely bewildering to me. Maybe they meant balance sheet figures?
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 17, 2020 16:05:10 GMT -5
From "Daily Finance Stories":
"Honey Boo Boo Is So Skinny Now And Looks Like A Barbie"
I'm beginning to understand why my financial situation is such a mess. I really don't understand economics, apparently.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 19, 2020 12:20:57 GMT -5
All on the same page, within inches of each other:
Melissa Rauch Down Sized Her Bikini (Photos)
Kaley Cuoco Down Sized Her Bikini (Photos)
Amy Schumer Down Sized Her Bikini (Photos)
I wish websites could die of Covid.
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Post by Prole Hole on Oct 22, 2020 4:09:21 GMT -5
If You Hate Masks, Try This Instead!
Picture, inevitably, a pretty young lady wearing a mask
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Post by Gamblin' Telly on Oct 27, 2020 7:28:57 GMT -5
Infected with HPV? This can happen!
Judging from the picture it will make your ass shrink, and give you a sex change.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 27, 2020 10:10:47 GMT -5
Wait, does John Travolta have a love child with Salma Hayek?
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Post by Prole Hole on Oct 27, 2020 11:02:28 GMT -5
Wait, does John Travolta have a love child with Salma Hayek? Salmavolta! EDIT: Fix your fucking grammar. That every existed!
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Post by Gamblin' Telly on Oct 27, 2020 16:52:52 GMT -5
Wait, does John Travolta have a love child with Salma Hayek? Stupidest as this is, I am but a man. They had me at Salma Hayek.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 29, 2020 16:54:00 GMT -5
"Scarlett Johansson And Colin Jost Are ‘Jost Married’ After Intimate Wedding"
Oh, fuck you
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Post by Prole Hole on Oct 30, 2020 10:40:29 GMT -5
So has he cut hundreds of £££'s off his electricity bill by... turning off his electricity? Because, yes, that will work but I'm not really sure it requires an article. Also, in common with most SCH entries, excellent Photoshopping work, in this case that marvellous arrow-on-a-piece-of-paper insert. Excellent.
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Jan 3, 2021 16:56:37 GMT -5
Not exactly a headline, but an ad that keeps interrupting YouTube videos:
Why dating a young Slavic woman is a good option
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Jan 8, 2021 15:49:41 GMT -5
Megyn Kelly's Wife Is The Most Gorgeous Woman Ever(Her wife is author Douglas Brunt, who... I mean, I guess he* is kinda cute, but not quite the most gorgeous woman ever.) * All references to Brunt that I've seen use he/him pronouns, so the headline algorithm may have bobbled this one
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Post by Prole Hole on Jan 13, 2023 10:02:59 GMT -5
They're ditching their glasses for... eyes?
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Post by Prole Hole on Jan 28, 2023 7:49:19 GMT -5
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Jul 31, 2023 15:06:51 GMT -5
Picture of Sean Connery with the headline " It's No Big Secret Why You Don't See Him Around Anymore" Yup, that one's pretty easily solved.
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Mar 14, 2024 6:11:36 GMT -5
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Post by Prole Hole on Apr 22, 2024 14:14:51 GMT -5
As opposed to before he died?
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