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Post by Dr. Rumak on Nov 28, 2019 10:13:53 GMT -5
25 Celebrities You Didn't Realise Were Gay - Number Eight Will Shock You!Anyone wanna take a guess at who the mysterious, shocking Number Eight is? No? Well let me, dear friends, tell you. Number Eight is, in fact, Ricky Martin. The shocking thing there being, presumably, that there was one single human being on the planet aware of his existence who didn't know that? I assume its a misprint and that Ricky Martin was meant to be on the list 25 Gays You Didn’t Realize Were Still Celebrities.
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Post by Pastafarian on Nov 30, 2019 0:47:17 GMT -5
25 Celebrities You Didn't Realise Were Gay - Number Eight Will Shock You!Anyone wanna take a guess at who the mysterious, shocking Number Eight is? No? Well let me, dear friends, tell you. Number Eight is, in fact, Ricky Martin. The shocking thing there being, presumably, that there was one single human being on the planet aware of his existence who didn't know that? (this is a list that includes such who-knew revelations like Elton John and Ellen DeGeneres) You clicked?! You're not supposed to click, that only emboldens them!
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Nov 30, 2019 10:36:47 GMT -5
25 Celebrities You Didn't Realise Were Gay - Number Eight Will Shock You!Anyone wanna take a guess at who the mysterious, shocking Number Eight is? No? Well let me, dear friends, tell you. Number Eight is, in fact, Ricky Martin. The shocking thing there being, presumably, that there was one single human being on the planet aware of his existence who didn't know that? (this is a list that includes such who-knew revelations like Elton John and Ellen DeGeneres) You clicked?! You're not supposed to click, that only emboldens them! It's true. A simple click emboldens the smallest spam.
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Post by Pastafarian on Nov 30, 2019 10:41:00 GMT -5
"I Would Have Sex With an Entire Major League Baseball Team If Given the Opportunity"
Ok, so this is like the shortest article ever right? Oh, you're actually going to tell us why? Ok.
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Dec 4, 2019 16:39:45 GMT -5
"Is It Safe to Eat Snow?"
Barring some kind of emergency, is this really something want to do?
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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 8, 2019 13:46:30 GMT -5
"Boy Claims He Is From Mars, Then Scientists Started To Take Him Seriously" There's a Boy in Russia Who Says He's from Mars, Here's Why We Should Listen to Him
But I was told Scientists already have!
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Dec 8, 2019 16:36:00 GMT -5
"Boy Claims He Is From Mars, Then Scientists Started To Take Him Seriously" There's a Boy in Russia Who Says He's from Mars, Here's Why We Should Listen to Him
But I was told Scientists already have! Not all of us are scientists, as the voting results continually show.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Dec 9, 2019 14:03:02 GMT -5
"I Would Have Sex With an Entire Major League Baseball Team If Given the Opportunity"Ok, so this is like the shortest article ever right? Oh, you're actually going to tell us why? Ok. [ Presumably they’d specify which teams in particular. YOU WON’T BELIEVE which team came in at #1!!!!!
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Dec 9, 2019 14:04:11 GMT -5
"Is It Safe to Eat Snow?" Barring some kind of emergency, is this really something want to do? I was told if I go where the wild dogs go, just watch out for the yellow snow.
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Post by Pastafarian on Dec 15, 2019 14:17:53 GMT -5
"Wayne Gretzky's Daughter Is Probably The Prettiest Woman Who Ever Existed"With a picture not of said daughter (of course) but of Gretsky himself. Because: gotta get those clicks! "Alex Trebek's Wife Is Probably The Prettiest Woman Who Ever Existed"But wait! Is Trebek married to Gretsky's daughter? Because if not I'm beginning to think these aren't from a reputable site.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Dec 15, 2019 14:33:24 GMT -5
"Wayne Gretzky's Daughter Is Probably The Prettiest Woman Who Ever Existed"With a picture not of said daughter (of course) but of Gretsky himself. Because: gotta get those clicks! "Alex Trebek's Wife Is Probably The Prettiest Woman Who Ever Existed"But wait! Is Trebek married to Gretsky's daughter? Because if not I'm beginning to think these aren't from a reputable site. If he were, would that be Peak Canadian?
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Post by Pastafarian on Jan 24, 2020 23:58:07 GMT -5
So... which is it? Which is it?!??!
From, stupidly, the same website. Funny you should mention this, just last night I saw "At age 88, Sean Connery has to live in this house" and briefly thought of including it here. Has to? As in he's under house arrest? "Where Pierce Brosnan Lives At 66 Will Make You Especially Sad"Let me guess, he's living above Sean Connery's garage?
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Post by Prole Hole on Jan 27, 2020 11:00:54 GMT -5
Funny you should mention this, just last night I saw "At age 88, Sean Connery has to live in this house" and briefly thought of including it here. Has to? As in he's under house arrest? "Where Pierce Brosnan Lives At 66 Will Make You Especially Sad"Let me guess, he's living above Sean Connery's garage? Meanwhile, six months from now, "George Lazemby Enjoying Life In A Skip"
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 11, 2020 21:11:47 GMT -5
This Is Why Hotel Guests Should Always Put Coins In The Sink
Money laundering?
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 17, 2020 10:54:14 GMT -5
This Is Why Hotel Guests Should Always Put Coins In The SinkMoney laundering? Your position in Eurobox for terrible puns is secure!
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 20, 2020 21:17:57 GMT -5
"Honey Boo Boo Is So Skinny Now And Looks Like A Barbie"
I hope the person who wrote this gets a super painful hangnail.
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 6, 2020 14:41:44 GMT -5
"Billionaires: The Richest People In Canada"
Is there somewhere that they aren't the richest people?
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 6, 2020 15:31:15 GMT -5
"One Thing All Liars Have In Common"
my guess is that they have a negotiable relationship with the truth?
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Post by Prole Hole on Mar 9, 2020 11:41:37 GMT -5
This is honestly my favourite thread on the whole of TIF
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 12, 2020 18:30:05 GMT -5
This is honestly my favourite thread on the whole of TIF *takes a bow*
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 17, 2020 13:22:43 GMT -5
This headline: Husband Introduces Wife To A Wild Gorilla He Raised, But Then She Gets Too CloseAccompanied by this picture:
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Mar 20, 2020 6:57:54 GMT -5
"Andrew Shue is No Longer An Actress"
I have multiple questions, but I am okay with none of them being answered.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 23, 2020 17:55:09 GMT -5
"Prince William Won’t Watch ‘Tiger King’ For A Very Funny Reason"
I won't click that link for a very funny reason, mainly I'm not a moron. Also, I don't care.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 30, 2020 9:36:44 GMT -5
"The Real Reason You Recognize Ruth From 'Ozark'"
Cause she's an actress who has been in other things and didn't just spring forth fully formed from Jason Bateman's forehead on the first day of shooting?
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Post by Pastafarian on May 5, 2020 15:45:45 GMT -5
"Katy Perry Unveils Madonna-Inspired Maternity Look She Would Have Rocked At 2020 Met Gala"
Did she? Such a pity that the 70,000 people who have died in the last couple of months missed it, I'm sure it would have been worth holding on a little longer just for that!
In solidarity with them I will sacrifice and not look at these Madonna inspired images, as rocking as they would have been at the Met Gala.
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Post by Pastafarian on May 30, 2020 12:08:49 GMT -5
"Jennifer Lawrence Was The Most Stunning Cheerleader To Ever Exist"
This story brought to you by ridiculoushyperbole.com
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Jun 1, 2020 13:36:01 GMT -5
"Jaclyn Smith is Almost 90--here are her Beauty Secrets"
Her actual age: Seventy-Four.
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jun 1, 2020 14:32:51 GMT -5
"Jaclyn Smith is Almost 90--here are her Beauty Secrets" Her actual age: Seventy-Four. I guess they don't have to plan on updating that headline for 16 years.
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Post by Prole Hole on Jun 3, 2020 6:34:35 GMT -5
You've Been Roasting Potatoes Wrong Your Whole Life! Here's How To Do It Right! I mean, I've put potatoes in the oven, with oil and salt, and left them in there for about 45-60 mins and they have come out... roasted! I'm not sure how wrong you can go roasting a potato, really. There's been a lot of "You Cook [FOOD ITEM] Wrong!" articles lately, including such diverse options as tacos, sausages, grilled cheese and the aforementioned tubers.
Also weirdly appearing in my newsfeed on Chrome of late has been a lot of articles that imply John Lennon is still alive. "The REAL Reason John Lennon Is Upset With Mick Jagger!" Because Mick is still alive? "Why John Lennon HATES This Paul McCartney song!" "What John Lennon REALLY Thinks Of Ringo". It's the present-tense that's so strange. Lennon's death isn't exactly an obscure event, it's one of the best-known and famous murders of the 20th century. It's not like his opinions have changed much since 1980...
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Post by Pastafarian on Jun 25, 2020 16:43:45 GMT -5
I guess they're going with the "if we throw a celebrity on there and keep it super vague, we're going to get a bunch of clicks just out of curiosity!"
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