Post by Squanchy on Aug 4, 2015 19:04:26 GMT -5
As a regular drinker/Internet user, I often end up drunk buying items that intoxicated Squanchy believes that I may enjoy. In the spirit of adventure and whimsy, I refrain from looking at the receipt the next morning after my drunken shopping affair, and I wait until the mail delivers me my gifts from myself. In this thread I shall detail my drunk surprises, as well as how drunk that I believe that I was at the time of purchase (judging off of the orders)
Here is the haul from three nights ago (that I received today):
9:32 PM (Two fingers of Evan Williams) - Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell, Sleater-Kinney Dig Me Out
So far, standard fare, these definitely seem like purchases that I would make sober.
10:12 PM (Two fingers of Evan Williams, Two fingers of Bulleit) - Father John Misty I Love You Honeybear, The Smiths Hatfull of Hollow, Joy Division Closer, Screaming Females Rose Mountain
Again, these seem pretty reasonable, Squanchy with bourbon is a highly refined Squanchy.
11:17 PM (Two fingers of Evan Williams, Two fingers of Bulleit, and likely a Smith and Cross Rum and Coke) - Wham! Music From the Edge of Heaven, Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy, The Morman Tabernacle Choir - Sing Unto God
Clearly I got into a religious funk here that included Mormans, Scottish alt-rock bands, and the hit single "Last Christmas"
2:24 PM (Who the fuck knows? I woke up the next morning holding a bottle of Death's Door Vodka - vaguely humorous, I know.) - Jerry Lewis Just Sings, Whodini Whodini, The Doors Other Voices
I'm just not sure on this one. It should be noted that this is not the comedian Jerry Lewis though, it is singing Jerry Lewis. Whodini is alright. The strange thing is that I already owned a copy of the Jim Morrison-less Doors album - for whatever reason - and for a brief time, I needed to have another one.
Some of these were welcome additions to my vinyl collection, others were interesting surprises and a few were obviously returned.
Here is the haul from three nights ago (that I received today):
9:32 PM (Two fingers of Evan Williams) - Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell, Sleater-Kinney Dig Me Out
So far, standard fare, these definitely seem like purchases that I would make sober.
10:12 PM (Two fingers of Evan Williams, Two fingers of Bulleit) - Father John Misty I Love You Honeybear, The Smiths Hatfull of Hollow, Joy Division Closer, Screaming Females Rose Mountain
Again, these seem pretty reasonable, Squanchy with bourbon is a highly refined Squanchy.
11:17 PM (Two fingers of Evan Williams, Two fingers of Bulleit, and likely a Smith and Cross Rum and Coke) - Wham! Music From the Edge of Heaven, Jesus and Mary Chain Psychocandy, The Morman Tabernacle Choir - Sing Unto God
Clearly I got into a religious funk here that included Mormans, Scottish alt-rock bands, and the hit single "Last Christmas"
2:24 PM (Who the fuck knows? I woke up the next morning holding a bottle of Death's Door Vodka - vaguely humorous, I know.) - Jerry Lewis Just Sings, Whodini Whodini, The Doors Other Voices
I'm just not sure on this one. It should be noted that this is not the comedian Jerry Lewis though, it is singing Jerry Lewis. Whodini is alright. The strange thing is that I already owned a copy of the Jim Morrison-less Doors album - for whatever reason - and for a brief time, I needed to have another one.
Some of these were welcome additions to my vinyl collection, others were interesting surprises and a few were obviously returned.
