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Post by LazBro on Mar 8, 2016 8:55:00 GMT -5
A poll sure to literally tear us apart.
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Post by Pedantic Editor Type on Mar 8, 2016 8:58:00 GMT -5
I sometimes crack on edges of counters or bowls, but I heard once upon a time that can drive bacteria into the white. Not that I'm very fussy about germs and whatnot.
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Post by LazBro on Mar 8, 2016 8:58:37 GMT -5
A lifetime of watching food TV has tried to convince me that the way cool folks open eggs is to crack the shell on a flat surface and then use a single hand to bust it open the rest of the way, depositing a shell-free and unbroken egg to the intended receptacle. A life time of experience and practice has convinced me that these are both stupid.
Edge of the bowl, two handed-split. No shell, no broken yolks. Every time. I never used to get shells in my eggs or break the yolk until I started trying to be cool. So now I don't try to be cool any more, and it's a lot less hassle.
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Post by pairesta on Mar 8, 2016 9:04:54 GMT -5
Edge of the bowl is easier but I've anecdotally found I get more shell in the egg that way. So it's on the counter but it is a pain, because then you do physically have to get in there and pry the shell apart.
Next to machine-gun chopping my mise, cracking and opening an egg one handed is the kitchen trick I most wish I could do but can't.
I just made sunny side up eggs this morning in fact, and complained aloud that I am incapable of making sunny side up eggs without breaking at least one yolk every time. Even if it's just two eggs I break one of their yolks.
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Post by Liz n Dick on Mar 8, 2016 9:43:23 GMT -5
Flat surface, two-handed is the way to go. I always get more little shreds of shell in with the egg when I crack on the edge of a bowl, but I'd be lying if I said I never use that method. I crack with enthusiasm, so the flat-surface method always leaves a little egg white behind; when I don't want to have to clean up the counter I go bowl-edge and run the risk of trace elements of eggshell in my food.
I have mastered the one-handed crack, but actually prefer to use two hands, because it's a bit neater. What I aspire to as an egg-cracker is what I saw during my few food-enthusiast courses at the Culinary Institute of America. One of the student assistants during the pastry course I took was separating a gazillion eggs for us for something, and I noticed that her stack of empty shells were completely, 100% uniform. Every single egg, of many dozens, was cracked exactly identically. Evenly right down the middle, perfectly clean breaks, not a shard of eggshell loose anywhere. I want to be able to do that. (She was using two hands, I'll add.) I marveled to her that she was some kind of egg-cracking virtuoso, and she was like, "I certainly should be! I'm paying an awful lot to be learning how to break eggs."
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Post by Gumbercules on Mar 8, 2016 9:44:42 GMT -5
Flat surface, palm. Rub raw egg, shell, and anything existing on the surface into a wet slurry.
Wait, no. I bash them open, like a clam on my tummy.
I use an edge. The mixing bowls I use are metal and have a thin edge, so they're perfect. Also sometimes I'll just use a knife, though if I'm not careful, one of these days I'm going to cut myself. I can open the egg one handed, but I have to do it carefully and slowly, so I just use 2 hands.
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Post by Ben Grimm on Mar 8, 2016 11:27:45 GMT -5
Always edge of the bowl. When I'm fixing a bunch of eggs, I'll pre-crack them all and put them in little prep bowls ahead of time, so I don't need to worry about it when I'm actually cooking.
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Post by The Sensational She-Hulk on Mar 8, 2016 11:51:50 GMT -5
I just put down a few paper towels and crack my eggs on a flat surface with two hands, because A) it's much neater, easier, and less messy and B) has less potential to spread germs, especially in applications where the eggs are left uncooked, or aren't cooked to well-done. I don't judge home cooks on this, but every time I watch a TV chef crack an egg on the side of a bowl I literally cringe.
...don't even get me started about TV chefs and their "knife skills".
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Post by Ron Howard Voice on Mar 8, 2016 11:59:55 GMT -5
If I'm starting with an empty bowl, I use the bottom of the bowl to crack my first egg because it makes me feel cooler.
EDIT: With the bowl turned right-side-up, in case that wasn't clear. So you crack the egg and open it and it's already in the bowl!
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Post by Baron von Costume on Mar 8, 2016 13:02:22 GMT -5
Eggs should have zippers... stupid lazy chickens.
I'm a 2 handed, whatever clean surface is handy type.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Mar 8, 2016 14:11:15 GMT -5
Depends why I am cracking open the shell.
For non-hard boiled eggs, I'm always edge/two hands, for cooked hard-boil eggs i'll do the sorta roll/press on a cutting board method (try to temper the egg w/cold water first).
In either case I try to save the shells for composting into a empty can (whose surface I often use as the edge). I have eggs for breakfast 4-6 days a week, so I go through a shitload of them.
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 10, 2016 21:13:33 GMT -5
I've never even considered caring about whether the cracking surface was clean. I'm not eating the eggs raw, after all. I occasionally dabble in the one handed crack.
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Mar 11, 2016 2:09:24 GMT -5
I was not aware there was any other way besides “one-handed crack at the edge of bowl you’re going to mix them in”
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Post by Jimmy James on Mar 11, 2016 8:16:55 GMT -5
I've always been edge of bowl, two hands. The first time I recall someone doing the one-handed crack was Captain Kirk in Star Trek Generations. I thought it would be cool to master it, and even get to the point of doing a one-handed crack with both hands at the same time, but evidently this has been low on my prioritized list of skills to master.
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Post by The Sensational She-Hulk on Mar 11, 2016 10:53:03 GMT -5
I've never even considered caring about whether the cracking surface was clean. I'm not eating the eggs raw, after all. I occasionally dabble in the one handed crack. It's not so much the cracking surface being clean (although that's important) so much as the potentiality of a bacteria-laden shell getting into the egg and contaminating it, which can be hazardous even if cooked completely. I'm very careful about my cracking especially when I'm making the eggs for myself - I don't like them 100% cooked. Ditto when I'm making Caesar dressing or aioli, because those eggs definitely don't get cooked.
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Post by dLᵒ on Mar 11, 2016 11:56:09 GMT -5
So now I don't try to be cool any more, and it's a lot less hassle. —The AV Club
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2016 12:07:02 GMT -5
throw against wall, lick residue off of wall, regurgitate into bowl, easy as pie
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Mar 11, 2016 14:06:26 GMT -5
Edge of the bowl is easier but I've anecdotally found I get more shell in the egg that way. So it's on the counter but it is a pain, because then you do physically have to get in there and pry the shell apart. Next to machine-gun chopping my mise, cracking and opening an egg one handed is the kitchen trick I most wish I could do but can't. I just made sunny side up eggs this morning in fact, and complained aloud that I am incapable of making sunny side up eggs without breaking at least one yolk every time. Even if it's just two eggs I break one of their yolks. Since I mainly eat sunny-side-up (or “sunny-side up” in the event of yolk breakage) on top of toast I don’t mind this and sometimes do it on purpose, actually—runny yolk is good, but it’s much easier to eat if that’s not the case.
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Post by ganews on Mar 13, 2016 23:31:42 GMT -5
I hoped this thread would be about cracklins, somehow.
At a fine establishment like Captain D's they will serve you a cup of cracklins for free. Sometimes you'll get one with a tiny piece of fish in it. On at least one occasion in high school I was was party to a group of guys killing time by ordering cracklins and water and playing cards in the Captain D's dining room.
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Post by Nudeviking on Mar 14, 2016 2:51:35 GMT -5
Edge of a bowl or frying pan (depending on what I am doing with said egg), one hand open so I can turn on the faucet with my clean hand to wash the salmonella off my unclean hand without spreading it to the faucet.
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