moimoi
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Post by moimoi on Mar 13, 2016 10:54:08 GMT -5
Okay, Screaming Lion King Slippers, ayatollacm, and Ageless Vorta are on board (they may have been drinking), so commence thread! Here's the rules: 1. One person starts by posting a random Simpsons quote. 2. The next person/people make up a fictional AVC article for which that would be the comment. So for example, if the quote is " DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces.", the article could be something like "Game of Thrones cast walks out over benefits dispute with HBO execs" or " Carmen Esposito cancels tour dates due to emergency oral surgery" or something more clever than that. 3. Those who answer the first quote can then post a new quote. Here's one to start:  |
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ayatollahcm
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Post by ayatollahcm on Mar 13, 2016 11:59:33 GMT -5
"Axl Rose tweets the scourge of homosexuality a plot by lizard and mole people in the government."New quote 
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Mar 13, 2016 18:56:29 GMT -5
Dr. Luke's lawyer abandons case, hires skywriter to write "Dr. Luke is guilty" once a day for a month.
New quote:
Space coyote?
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Post by Return of the Thin Olive Duke on Mar 13, 2016 19:34:17 GMT -5
Kraftwerk records English-language version of "Autobahn."
"Back in my day, we called sauerkraut liberty cabbage, and we called liberty cabbage super-slaw!"
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moimoi
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Post by moimoi on Mar 13, 2016 20:32:45 GMT -5
Kraftwerk records English-language version of "Autobahn."
"Back in my day, we called sauerkraut liberty cabbage, and we called liberty cabbage super-slaw!"  |
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ayatollahcm
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Post by ayatollahcm on Mar 13, 2016 21:42:21 GMT -5
Zayn Rejoins One Direction for Reunion Tour, One Year After Leaving.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Mar 13, 2016 23:14:31 GMT -5
Zayn Rejoins One Direction for Reunion Tour, One Year After Leaving.
And, sticking with a political theme for the moment: "I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath." |
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ayatollahcm
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Post by ayatollahcm on Mar 13, 2016 23:18:21 GMT -5
"I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath."
Trump Announces Third Term, Dissolving Congress
"See Homer? That's why your robot didn't work!"
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Post by ganews on Mar 13, 2016 23:41:29 GMT -5
"See Homer? That's why your robot didn't work!" " Mitt Romney has more to say about Donald Trump and The Apprentice"  |
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Post by Gamblin' Telly on Mar 14, 2016 4:47:46 GMT -5
Tommy Wiseau casts Mary-Kate Olsen for The Room remake Now they’ll never save your brain, Hitler!
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Post by UnarmedAndDangerousVorta on Mar 14, 2016 13:53:17 GMT -5
History Channel to Premiere Live Action Role Playing Reality TV Game Show, Fighting Führer
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
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Baron von Costume
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Like an iron maiden made of pillows... the punishment is decadence!
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Post by Baron von Costume on Mar 14, 2016 15:13:43 GMT -5
Michael Phelps drowns in freak over-chlorinated pool accident.New Quote 
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Post by Gamblin' Telly on Mar 15, 2016 6:29:42 GMT -5
New Quote
(They never made good on that promise but since Dannis Ree does the Taste Tests now and already did Balut on his blog I won't complain.) New quote:  |
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moimoi
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Post by moimoi on Mar 17, 2016 12:17:20 GMT -5
Nickelback's Chad Kroeger teams up with Soulja Boy to release Men's Rights awareness single, available exclusively on Tidal*
*incidentally, today's AVC headline, "Mumford & Sons, Kanye West, more to collaborate with fans on anti-poverty album" came pretty close new quote: 
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 17, 2016 14:14:46 GMT -5
Nickelback's Chad Kroeger teams up with Soulja Boy to release Men's Rights awareness single, available exclusively on Tidal*
*incidentally, today's AVC headline, "Mumford & Sons, Kanye West, more to collaborate with fans on anti-poverty album" came pretty close new quote:
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Post by ganews on Mar 17, 2016 15:09:13 GMT -5
Great Job, Internet! - There's a Lot of Videos of Women Stepping on Animals Out There 
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Mar 17, 2016 21:49:25 GMT -5
Good News, Everyone! Futurama Will Be a Broadway Show!New quote: I have misplaced my pants. 
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Post by saganaut on Mar 19, 2016 1:14:29 GMT -5
Good News, Everyone! Futurama Will Be a Broadway Show!New quote: I have misplaced my pants. New quote:  |
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Post by Powerthirteen on Mar 19, 2016 10:36:06 GMT -5
Kanye West unveils new fashion line, declares pants obsolete. New quote:
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moimoi
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Post by moimoi on Mar 19, 2016 22:10:08 GMT -5
Nigella Lawson Sex Tape Breaks the Internetnew quote: 
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