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Post by Lt. Broccoli on Jul 25, 2017 14:39:13 GMT -5
If you want to get into the theological technicalities then the host is supposed to turn into the body of Christ but retains the nutritional and chemical properties of regular unleavened bread, including the part where the bread messes up the digestive systems of people with celiac disease. How? It's a mystery. (Seriously, this is one of the foundational mysteries of the Catholic church. The bread looks, tastes, and digests like normal bread but is actually divine flesh). Right, so it shouldn't matter if it's gluten-free, or even really what kind of bread it is, but MYSTERIES OF THE FAITH!!!! or some dumb fucking... No, no, nevermind, closing the browser...
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Post by DangOlJimmyITellYouWhat on Jul 26, 2017 8:54:27 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Jul 26, 2017 16:28:24 GMT -5
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Post by Trurl on Jul 27, 2017 9:29:23 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Aug 1, 2017 9:28:03 GMT -5
"Inmates use peanut butter to escape Alabama jail"
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 1, 2017 9:45:38 GMT -5
"Inmates use peanut butter to escape Alabama jail" I literally just finished reading that one, five minutes ago. That's a headline that demands a clicking.
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Post by Trurl on Aug 2, 2017 6:54:05 GMT -5
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Post by sarapen on Aug 3, 2017 7:11:02 GMT -5
Yeah, I was imagining they were having the donkeys swallow the cars until I clicked and saw the picture.
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Aug 3, 2017 8:58:37 GMT -5
Yeah, I was imagining they were having the donkeys swallow the cars until I clicked and saw the picture. For that reason, I'm not going to click on the link. I'm just going to keep imagining the cars are inside the donkeys.
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Post by Ben Grimm on Aug 4, 2017 8:27:11 GMT -5
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Post by Trurl on Aug 9, 2017 15:05:54 GMT -5
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Post by swampgasman on Aug 9, 2017 17:52:24 GMT -5
Noooope nope nope-- not looking at that. *squirms in chair*
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Post by Incense on Aug 9, 2017 18:04:01 GMT -5
Noooope nope nope-- not looking at that. *squirms in chair* The story/pictures are sad, but nowhere as bad as you may be thinking. That said, the "related stories" sidebar has some really alarming headlines.
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Post by Trurl on Aug 12, 2017 6:30:06 GMT -5
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Post by Trurl on Aug 15, 2017 16:25:18 GMT -5
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Post by Trurl on Aug 15, 2017 16:26:03 GMT -5
I want more giant-omelette-egg-scare headlines and fewer president-defends-nazis headlines.
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 18, 2017 21:07:55 GMT -5
I feel like if we asked Floyd D Barber about this he'd either know the 3, or a couple who have done a similar thing near his town.
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Post by Floyd D Barber on Aug 18, 2017 21:36:02 GMT -5
I feel like if we asked Floyd D Barber about this he'd either know the 3, or a couple who have done a similar thing near his town. I have seen motorcycles, cars, trucks, monster trucks, and horses at funerals around here. I guess it might be a rural equivalent of pouring out a 40. I busted out crying at a good friend's funeral after he was killed in a farming accident (there are WAY too many of those) when they let his horse up to the casket before they lowered it in the ground. I'm not being facetious, we were all young then, he was maybe the second or third close friend of mine who died, and that not only brought home the reality of it all, it was one of the most touching things I ever saw. I can totally understand them doing this.
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Post by Trurl on Aug 19, 2017 9:53:11 GMT -5
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Post by Trurl on Aug 21, 2017 8:54:28 GMT -5
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Aug 21, 2017 9:17:49 GMT -5
"N.H. police corral escaped iguana after it bites cyclist"
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 21, 2017 9:48:57 GMT -5
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Post by Floyd D Barber on Aug 25, 2017 22:31:15 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Aug 30, 2017 5:44:21 GMT -5
"5 arrested in alleged South Africa cannibalism ring after man tells police he’s ‘tired of eating human flesh’ "
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Post by Trurl on Sept 1, 2017 7:31:47 GMT -5
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Post by Trurl on Sept 1, 2017 13:12:02 GMT -5
"How long could you sit covered in bees?"
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Sept 3, 2017 16:06:21 GMT -5
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Post by Incense on Sept 3, 2017 16:11:42 GMT -5
Every line in that story is hilarious.
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Post by Trurl on Sept 5, 2017 17:24:35 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Sept 5, 2017 17:45:27 GMT -5
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