If TIF voted for the Oscars

Best Picture

A Ghost Story
Baby Driver
Detroit
The Florida Project
Get Out
Good Time
Phantom Thread

and Kong: Skull Island for fun

Best Director

Kathryn Bigelow, "Detroit"
Paul Thomas Anderson, "Phantom Thread"
Sean Baker, "The Florida Project" 
Jordan Peele, "Get Out" 
Greta Gerwig, "Lady Bird"

Best Actor

Jake Gyllenhaal, "Stronger"
Robert Pattinson, "Good Time"
Timothee Chalamet, "Call Me By Your Name"
Andy Serkis, "War for the Planet of the Apes"
Algee Smith, "Detroit"...or maybe Franco or DDL or Kaluuya or McAvoy

Best Actress

Vicky Krieps, "Phantom Thread"
Brooklynn Prince, "The Florida Project"
Garance Marillier, "Raw"
Jessica Chastain, "Molly's Game"
Haley Lu Richardson, "Columbus"

(I feel bad leaving McDormand, Hawkins, Ronan, Robbie, Stewart, and Pugh off of this but this shows you what a great year for Lead Actress this was that 4 likely Oscar nominees and 2 major snubs aren't in the 5. They were all great.)

Best Supporting Actor

Barry Keoghan, "The Killing of a Sacred Deer"
Michael Stuhlbarg, "Call Me By Your Name"
Willem Dafoe, "The Florida Project"
Will Poulter, "Detroit"
Sam Rockwell, "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri" ...or maybe Hamm or Hammer or Romano or Mitchell or Shannon or Craig...or honestly Samuel L. Jackson and John C. Reilly were a hell of a lot of fun in Kong

Best Supporting Actress

Laurie Metcalf, "Lady Bird"
Allison Janney, "I, Tonya"
Allison Williams, "Get Out"
Bria Vinaite, "The Florida Project"
Tatiana Maslany, "Stronger" (should be lead)

Pfeiffer, Fanning, Olsen, etc. considered

Best Original Song

Carly Rae Jepsen, "Cut to the Feeling"
Sufjan Stevens, "Mystery of Love"
Sufjan Stevens, "Visions of Gideon"
Dark Rooms, "I Get Overwhelmed"

Best Cinematography

Roger Deakins X5 and then maybe...Lachman, Hoytema, and Storaro, Zabe (Florida Project) or Williams (Good Time)

Best Original Score

Michael Giacchino, "War for the Planet of the Apes"
Oneohtrix Point Never, "Good Time"
Jonny Greenwood, "Phantom Thread"
Carter Burwell, "Wonderstruck"'
Nicholas Britell, "Battle of the Sexes"