The 1st Annual TI Razzies (Tizzies) ballots

Worst Movie of 2019
Downton Abbey
Men in Black: International
X-Men: Dark Phoenix

Worst TV of 2019
Big Bang Theory
Game of Thrones
WWE Hell in a Cell

Worst Thing to Happen in or around Pop Culture in 2019
Avengers: Endgame, Captain Marvel - internet backlash to Brie Larson's 'divisive' politics
Cats - the song where Rebel Wilson strips off her cat skin and devours screaming cockroaches with the faces of children
Deadspin - cancellation by idiots who don't get it

Worst Franchise active in 2019
X-Men

Worst Album of 2019
Doug Walker and Rob Scallon, Nostalgia Critic's The Wall

My ballot:

Worst Movie of 2019
Downton Abbey
The Fanatic
The Lion King

Worst TV of 2019
Big Bang Theory
Game of Thrones
WWE Hell in a Cell

Worst Thing to Happen in or around Pop Culture in 2019
Logan Paul - generally existing
Pete Buttigieg - 'High Hopes' video
Tuca & Bertie - cancellation by idiots who don't get it

Minor Awards - vote for one contestant

Worst Franchise active in 2019
Downton Abbey

Worst Album of 2019
Morrissey, California Son

Worst Movie of 2019: Admittedly I haven't seen most of the nominees, so I'm voting for some of the ones I have seen that were terrible
- Serenity - Saw this with no knowledge of the film beyond the title, and holy crap was it terrible! Like, what the fuck were they thinking terrible. Just awful.
- Men in Black: International - Saw this a week ago, and remember absolutely nothing about it. Like I know it had Thor and Valkyrie in it, and I vaguely remember some CG aliens, but that's it.
- Only other nominee I've seen is Shazam!, and I'm not voting for that, because I actually liked it. Although it was a little weird how Billy Batson was about 10,000% more mature in child form than in Shazam form.

Worst TV of 2019
- Game of Thrones - The more I think about that finale, the more pissed off I get
- Have not seen any of the other nominees

Worst Thing to Happen in or around Pop Culture in 2019
- A song where Rebel Wilson strips off her cat skin and devours screaming cockroaches with the faces of children sounds like the best thing that's ever been invented in the history of cinema, but I'm still not watching Cats.
- In general, internet backlashes against 'divisive' politics are mind-numbingly aggravating, but considering the two nominees saw incredible box-office and critical success despite said backlash, I don't feel too sorry for them. I feel badly for backlash victims like Natalie Wynn of "ContraPoints" who have been attacked by people who should be supporting her.

Worst Franchise Active in 2019
- Downton Abbey - Of the nominated franchises, Godzilla is the only one I will still actively seek out, but Downton Abbey has to take the award as the one that has fallen farthest from something I looked forward to into something I now actively avoid. I'm still kind of in love with Michelle Dockery though.

Worst Album of 2019
- I don't know any of these albums, but I've always hated Morrissey, so I'm voting for that wanker.

Weird.

Presumably because I've been recently binging on episodes of Only Connect, YouTube has lately been pushing me to rewatch all of David Mitchell's Soapbox, and this very video has been displayed on my Recommended list at every log in for several weeks now.

Incidentally, David Mitchell is my top choice for someone to play Arthur Dent should some streaming service decide to make a new version of HHGTTG.

Lee Mack can be the Riddler and Bob Mortimer as Alfred!

He can teach Bruce how to play "Theft and Shubbery" and perhaps give him a memorable cuddle in the boot of the Batmobile.

I kind of like the idea where you think Alfred is this perfectly normal older gentleman, but he keeps turning out to be this totally insane Bob Mortimer.

Ayoade would be a good Mr freeze, although I'd prefer him in a role where he's forced into more unwilling social interactions. Perhaps if Mr freeze had some overly cheerful or enthusiastic henchmen. Jack Dee or Sandy Toksvig would be great Mr Freezes too.

Noel would be busy as part of the Goth Detectives, which would be a mandatory part of this Batman universe.

Worst Movie of 2019
Cats
Serenity
The Fanatic

Worst TV of 2019
Big Bang Theory
Game of Thrones
Mrs Fletcher

Worst Thing to Happen in or around Pop Culture in 2019
Cats - the song where Rebel Wilson strips off her cat skin and devours screaming cockroaches with the faces of children
Game of Thrones - season 8, generally
Tuca & Bertie - cancellation by idiots who don't get it

Minor Awards - vote for one contestant

Worst Franchise active in 2019
Hellboy

Worst Album of 2019
Doug Walker and Rob Scallon, Nostalgia Critic's The Wall

Worst Movie: Rise of Skywalker. I expected Dark Phoenix to be a massive disappointment, so calling it bad is hardly fair.

that is all.

I too am surprised that "Buddy Holly" aged better than "You Fucked Up, You Fucking Nazi Whore."

(For what it's worth I think Quebec is legitimately one of the best albums of the oughts.)