The 1st Annual TIzzies Ceremony
Feb 8, 2020 20:18:43 GMT -5
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Post by oppy all along on Feb 8, 2020 20:18:43 GMT -5
Welcome to the first annual TIzzies Ceremony. If we're still around in a year, maybe we'll add the TIscars, who knows. We begin with the Minor Awards
Worst Album of 2019
Let's take one more look at our nominees for this year.
Camila Cabello, Romantic
Chance The Rapper, The Big Day
Doug Walker and Rob Scallon, Nostalgia Critic's The Wall
Logic, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind or Supermarket
Morrissey, California Son
Weezer, Weezer (Black Album) or Weezer (Teal Album)
And the winner is...
Worst Franchise Active in 2019
And the nominees are
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
Godzilla
Hellboy
Men in Black
Terminator
X-Men
And the winner is...
And now on to the Major Awards! First up,
Worst Thing to Happen in or around Pop Culture in 2019
This was a big category, let's run down all the nominees one more time.
Avengers: Endgame, Captain Marvel - internet backlash to Brie Larson's 'divisive' politics
Cats - generally existing
Cats - the song where Rebel Wilson strips off her cat skin and devours screaming cockroaches with the faces of children
Deadspin - cancellation by idiots who don't get it
Game of Thrones - season 8, generally
Gavin & Stacey - people liking it
Joker - mass shooting hysteria
Logan Paul - generally existing
Once Upon A Time in... Hollywood - ellipses in a movie title
Pete Buttigieg - 'High Hopes' video
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - JJ Abrams story choices
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - people overreacting to an adequate movie
The Mandalorian - characters threatening and mistreating Baby Yoda
Tuca & Bertie - cancellation by idiots who don't get it
Watchmen - internet backlash to the new show's 'divisive' politics
And the winner is...
Worst TV of 2019
This was a divisive topic this year. Let's take a look at the nominees
Big Bang Theory
Big Little Lies
Game of Thrones
Mrs Fletcher
Perfect Harmony
Rent: Live
Riverdale
The Terror
WWE Hell in a Cell
And the winner is...
Worst Movie of 2019
The big one, the crowning award, the centrepiece of our awards season. Let's see the nominees again.
Cats
Downton Abbey
Last Christmas
Men in Black: International
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood
Serenity
Shazam!
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Stuber
The Fanatic
The Lion King
Tolkien
X-Men: Dark Phoenix
And the winner is...
Better luck next year, dumbarses.
Worst Album of 2019
Let's take one more look at our nominees for this year.
Camila Cabello, Romantic
Chance The Rapper, The Big Day
Doug Walker and Rob Scallon, Nostalgia Critic's The Wall
Logic, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind or Supermarket
Morrissey, California Son
Weezer, Weezer (Black Album) or Weezer (Teal Album)
And the winner is...
California Son, by Morrissey! Went from The Smiths to cancelling himself repeatedly and thoroughly. I haven't listened to the album but I'm happy just assuming it sucks.
Worst Franchise Active in 2019
And the nominees are
Downton Abbey
Game of Thrones
Godzilla
Hellboy
Men in Black
Terminator
X-Men
And the winner is...
Downton Abbey! Fuck rich people.
And now on to the Major Awards! First up,
Worst Thing to Happen in or around Pop Culture in 2019
This was a big category, let's run down all the nominees one more time.
Avengers: Endgame, Captain Marvel - internet backlash to Brie Larson's 'divisive' politics
Cats - generally existing
Cats - the song where Rebel Wilson strips off her cat skin and devours screaming cockroaches with the faces of children
Deadspin - cancellation by idiots who don't get it
Game of Thrones - season 8, generally
Gavin & Stacey - people liking it
Joker - mass shooting hysteria
Logan Paul - generally existing
Once Upon A Time in... Hollywood - ellipses in a movie title
Pete Buttigieg - 'High Hopes' video
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - JJ Abrams story choices
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - people overreacting to an adequate movie
The Mandalorian - characters threatening and mistreating Baby Yoda
Tuca & Bertie - cancellation by idiots who don't get it
Watchmen - internet backlash to the new show's 'divisive' politics
And the winner is...
Deadspin - cancellation by idiots who don't get it. Behold the terrifying future of internet content - being gutted by morons.
Worst TV of 2019
This was a divisive topic this year. Let's take a look at the nominees
Big Bang Theory
Big Little Lies
Game of Thrones
Mrs Fletcher
Perfect Harmony
Rent: Live
Riverdale
The Terror
WWE Hell in a Cell
And the winner is...
Game of Thrones! Not every franchise can close out a saga like Avengers: Endgame.
Worst Movie of 2019
The big one, the crowning award, the centrepiece of our awards season. Let's see the nominees again.
Cats
Downton Abbey
Last Christmas
Men in Black: International
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood
Serenity
Shazam!
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Stuber
The Fanatic
The Lion King
Tolkien
X-Men: Dark Phoenix
And the winner is...
Cats, The Fanatic, The Lion King, and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker all tied. Congratulations, you fucked up the ending worse than Game of Thrones and Star Wars combined.
Better luck next year, dumbarses.
