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Post by pantsgoblin on Mar 12, 2021 13:59:15 GMT -5
Post your wannabe Weird Al fantasies here. Bonus points for lyrics.
An Aliens-themed version of Dave Matthews' "The Space Between" called "The Space Marines".
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Post by patbat on Mar 12, 2021 14:22:06 GMT -5
Any song where the word "love" is a noun rather than a verb: replace it with "balls"
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Post by pantsgoblin on Mar 12, 2021 14:28:33 GMT -5
Any song where the word "love" is a noun rather than a verb: replace it with "balls" Hmm, off the top of my head: "Balls is a Battlefield" and "I Want To Know What Balls Is". Those are just ungrammatical and I will not stand for it, mister. |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Mar 12, 2021 14:29:54 GMT -5
There is a band which has the name Gang of Four. One of their good songs is called "I Love a Man In Uniform". As an aside, you're probably all thinking "Oh, this is a song about how the military is good; the band Gang of Four probably loves jingoistic militarism", but actually the title is insincere.
Anyway, a few years ago, I had the idea that someone could write an old-timey-themed version of "I Love a Man In Uniform" called "I Love a Man Who Writes In Cuneiform".
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Mar 12, 2021 15:19:46 GMT -5
Any song where the word "love" is a noun rather than a verb: replace it with "balls" I have posited doing this but with "lovin'" (noun) substituted with "snu-snu" |
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Mar 12, 2021 15:22:45 GMT -5
Also, what a coincidence. Almost exactly one year ago, I wrote a Paul Simon parody called "15 Days to Beat Corona." Would you all like to hear it?
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Apr 1, 2021 11:53:56 GMT -5
Any song where the word "love" is a noun rather than a verb: replace it with "balls" Hmm, off the top of my head: "Balls is a Battlefield" and "I Want To Know What Balls Is". Those are just ungrammatical and I will not stand for it, mister. There's a slightly pedantic part of me that says these should be "Balls ARE a Battlefield" and "I want to know what Balls ARE" |
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Post by Jimmy James on Apr 1, 2021 12:38:55 GMT -5
Any song where the word "love" is a noun rather than a verb: replace it with "balls" Looking through the music on my computer, this results in a few gems- Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Balls" being obvious, while deeper cuts like The Jam's "Takin' My Balls" or Bad Religion's "God's Balls" merit further exploration. Man Or Astro-man's "Mermaid Balls" raises several questions. But the king may be the Cole Porter standard "Balls For Sale": Balls for sale Appetizing young balls for sale Balls that're fresh and still unspoiled Balls that're only slightly soiled Balls for sale Who will buy? Who would like to sample my supply? Who's prepared to pay the price For a trip to paradise? Balls for sale |
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Apr 1, 2021 12:44:18 GMT -5
Also, what a coincidence. Almost exactly one year ago, I wrote a Paul Simon parody called "15 Days to Beat Corona." Would you all like to hear it? Offer is STILL on the table |
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Apr 1, 2021 15:01:31 GMT -5
Any song where the word "love" is a noun rather than a verb: replace it with "balls" Looking through the music on my computer, this results in a few gems- Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Balls" being obvious, while deeper cuts like The Jam's "Takin' My Balls" or Bad Religion's "God's Balls" merit further exploration. Man Or Astro-man's "Mermaid Balls" raises several questions. But the king may be the Cole Porter standard "Balls For Sale": Balls for sale Appetizing young balls for sale Balls that're fresh and still unspoiled Balls that're only slightly soiled Balls for sale Who will buy? Who would like to sample my supply? Who's prepared to pay the price For a trip to paradise? Balls for sale If we extend it to band/artist names there's also "Balls Theme" by Barry White & the Balls Unlimited Orchestra. |
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Post by Jimmy James on Apr 2, 2021 12:10:00 GMT -5
Aretha Franklin can teach the kids about producer organisms and apex predators in "Chain of Food", but in the meantime I'm gonna work on cornering the Steely Dan / Star Trek fan overlap with "Any Maihar'du Will Tell You*"
*It's funny because the character took a vow of silence.
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Post by Jimmy James on Apr 23, 2021 13:30:43 GMT -5
Joe Walsh's "In the City", but it's "In the Village" and it's about The Prisoner
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Apr 24, 2021 8:55:59 GMT -5
Britney Spears's "Circus", but it's about Andy Serkis
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Jun 1, 2021 17:39:58 GMT -5
A parody of NSYNC's "Pop" called "Poop"
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Nov 25, 2021 0:54:43 GMT -5
Steely Dan's "Kid Charlemagne" but it's "Tim Chalamet"
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Jan 28, 2024 0:03:42 GMT -5
Doesn't seem to matter what I do I'm always number two No one knows how hard I tried, oh-oh, I I have polling that I can't explain Drivin' me insane All my life, been so polite But that Trump guy won the fight 'Cause I'm just Jeb! Everyone mocks me on the web Is the Bush dynasty now doomed to die 'cause I am so low-energy? I'm just Jeb! When will the GOP embrace the blade of Miami-Dade and clap for me?
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