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Post by ganews on Apr 1, 2023 10:35:09 GMT -5
The winner of the April Fools poll is Guns N' Roses, "Chinese Democracy". LazBro , get over here and explain yourself!
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Post by LazBro on Apr 1, 2023 21:44:44 GMT -5
Fuck!
Okay, I'll be back. Gimme a few days. I did go ahead and listen to it again on Friday as I witnessed the turn of the tides.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Apr 2, 2023 8:55:57 GMT -5
I own this on CD. Got it for Christmas the year it came out. Haven’t listened to it since the aughts. Looking forward to listening to it again, even though I don’t remember it being like egregiously bad, so much as completely unable to live up to the hype of the poster child for the eternally delayed album from a legendary group. At the very least, I’m quite sure there was nothing as disgusting as “One in a Million”.
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Post by repulsionist on Apr 2, 2023 16:47:26 GMT -5
This is not a bad album. Only foolishness, in my opinion, is the drawn-out, cluster-too-many-cooks boondoggle that Mr. Rose fostered throughout the making of this record that began in 1997 and finished all aspects of recording in 2007.
"Chinese Democracy"
Drummer on the track came up with the Scorpions' re-riff. Some of the nu-metal flourishes abrade when comparing to the slick metal punk of Appetite but feels like an exciting progression from Use Your Illusion.
"Shackler's Revenge"
Sounds exactly like anything off of Buckethead's 2005 release "Enter the Chicken".
"Better"
I can't nail down what alterna-metal this most sounds like, but it's definitely of its time: 2004 - 2007.
"Street of Dreams"
I do not like auto-tuned Axl.
"If the World"
Axl's Bond/Shaft theme.
"There Was A Time"
Axl's Trip Hop ballad. Oh those strings!
"Catcher In The Rye"
This, along with the preceding two tracks, are sonically similar and arranged similarly, at least to my non-studio engineer ears.
"Scraped"
Back to the rockin' and shockin'.
"Riad'N The Bedouins"
Is it Schnauss or not? It's Schnauss. Axl's try at a Bedouin call is, um, lacking.
"Sorry"
Uncle Cracker or Riff Raff to cover this in the next few years? I'd take Riff Raff.
And, that's it for now. Maybe I'll listen to the rest of it.
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Post by pantsgoblin on Apr 3, 2023 11:57:49 GMT -5
I’d always meant to give this a listen, despite never caring for GnR, because of my longstanding predilection for maximalist production and fondness for troubled backstories. And, listening now, I think I'll leave the production history for others to discuss. Did I like it enough to not consider it just a collection of weird, compressed sounds and evaluate it song-by-song? Hell no, and I think the smudge is the most interesting aspect. It's a famously delayed to eternity album yet I would argue Axl picked the right year to let it go. I looked over a list of notable 2008 releases and there's a throughline of influence from the half-decade of GnR's relevance, 1987-1992. Kanye made 808s and Vampire Weekend released their debut. Girl Talk (who I saw play a free show that year) was at the height of his powers, mining nostalgia hard with Feed the Animals. M83 released, in my opinion, their one tolerable album with Saturdays=Youth (see also: MGMT's debut). It's not like Axl wasn't aware of the gauze wafting given the Ulrich Schnauss minor controversy that repulsionist alludes to. All in all, it seems like the culture was as primed as ever to welcome the return of the guy who sang on the " Estranged" video. I also remember 2008 as the height of so-called "ringtone rap" though that is likely because that Fall I was running a major political outreach operation with a lot of gig workers and had to hear the "Lollipop" ringtone daily. Anyway, I can see people believing the trebly Buckethead fretboard torture on some songs and overall compressed-to-razors tone here would work in a flip-phone dystopia.
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Post by ganews on Apr 4, 2023 23:18:05 GMT -5
I don't have strong feelings toward GNR. My favorite songs of theirs are "Welcome To The Jungle" (one of the all-time greatest debuts for a band), "Patience", and the cover of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" because it's ridiculous and fun to sing along to in the car. What else can I say about the band beforehand? Axl is one hell of a singer. I watched whatever awards-show reunion the band played around the time of this album's release at a party, and everyone wondered, 1. who the hell is the guy in the KFC bucket?, 2. how much cocaine did this older and puffier Axl do immediately before getting on stage for the Appetite for Destruction montage (but damn if he didn't completely pull it off)?
So this didn't inspire any holy anger or revulsion in me or anything. I found it less over the top or whatever than I was expecting. When it's nu-metal rocking like the early tracks it's fine and amusing for time capsule background. "Shackler's Revenge" is particularly funny to me, but I legitimately enjoyed "Scraped" because it sounds like it was downloaded with AudioGalaxy in late 2001. Were guitar tapping theatrics really worth putting up with Buckethead?
Basically any track with piano, and there are more than a couple, is very skippable, though I assure you I listened to the whole thing.
The real joke on this tracklist, what makes it a worthy inclusion for April Fools, is "Madagascar". What were they thinking cutting in sections of MLK speeches? Alongside movie lines like from the warden in Cool Hand Luke and the leprosy-infected nobleman in Braveheart. I had to look this up, apparently they put MLK video on screen during live performances. The original lyrics pretty vague, not exactly about fighting for justice or something. I'm just baffled.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Apr 5, 2023 2:12:23 GMT -5
I don't have strong feelings toward GNR. My favorite songs of theirs are "Welcome To The Jungle" (one of the all-time greatest debuts for a band), "Patience", and the cover of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" because it's ridiculous and fun to sing along to in the car. What else can I say about the band beforehand? Axl is one hell of a singer. I watched whatever awards-show reunion the band played around the time of this album's release at a party, and everyone wondered, 1. who the hell is the guy in the KFC bucket?, 2. how much cocaine did this older and puffier Axl do immediately before getting on stage for the Appetite for Destruction montage (but damn if he didn't completely pull it off)?
So this didn't inspire any holy anger or revulsion in me or anything. I found it less over the top or whatever than I was expecting. When it's nu-metal rocking like the early tracks it's fine and amusing for time capsule background. "Shackler's Revenge" is particularly funny to me, but I legitimately enjoyed "Scraped" because it sounds like it was downloaded with AudioGalaxy in late 2001. Were guitar tapping theatrics really worth putting up with Buckethead?
Basically any track with piano, and there are more than a couple, is very skippable, though I assure you I listened to the whole thing.
The real joke on this tracklist, what makes it a worthy inclusion for April Fools, is "Madagascar". What were they thinking cutting in sections of MLK speeches? Alongside movie lines like from the warden in Cool Hand Luke and the leprosy-infected nobleman in Braveheart. I had to look this up, apparently they put MLK video on screen during live performances. The original lyrics pretty vague, not exactly about fighting for justice or something. I'm just baffled.
Nobody at that party you attended in 2008 had heard of Buckethead?
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Apr 5, 2023 2:40:09 GMT -5
My relationship with Guns N’ Roses stretches back to listening to Appetite for Destruction as a middle schooler. I thought it was an all-time great album, and was very impressed by how many times Axl Rose said “fuck”. In spite of that, I never really got into the Use Your Illusion albums, have generally found the longer tracks from those albums a bit dull, and no longer have particularly strong feelings about GnR’s music. I still think that first album is quite good (with the exception of the gross bit in “Rocket Queen” where they sample sex moans of a couple’s candidly recorded intercourse), and a highlight of a very dumb, mostly bad, era of rock music that I nevertheless maintain a certain fondness for.
All that is to say that Chinese Democracy is better than I remembered it. It’s dumb and takes cues from embarrassing subgenres, but I think it’s pretty fun a lot of the time. That said, I think the best tracks come towards the beginning of the album, and then later on you get the boring, longer tracks. And the album itself is just way too long. Cut this thing down to a trim 45 minutes, and I think you have a very respectable album here.
Re: “Madagascar”, Axl Rose apparently said of the MLK audio: “Dr. King's words have been edited together from multiple speeches as to bring the sentiments of his messages into the context of this particular song and to present their importance as strongly as possible.” Which is a very dumb rock star guy way of signaling ones support for racial justice (and also, the editing also about as sanitized and stripped of content as you can make MLK’s speeches while still retaining some of the sense of his words). But also not surprising that the guy who wrote the incredibly racist (also xenophobic and homophobic) “One in a Million” would have a muddled and not very insightful take on anti-racism twenty years later once he’d decided that maybe he shouldn’t use slurs in his songs.
Also, looking over the Wikipedia page for this album, I was amused to discover that the AV Club gave this album an A-, with Chuck Klosterman as guest reviewer.
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Post by monodrone on Apr 5, 2023 9:33:23 GMT -5
Background: I've tried listening to this before* but I'm pretty sure I abandoned it before the end because I don't remember a thing about it other than Shackler's Revenge which I became familiar with as it featured in one of the Rock Band games. I've never been a Guns 'n' Roses fan as such but as a teenager that watched music videos constantly I got to know their singles very well. Unsurprisingly I liked the uptempo ones (Paradise City! Welcome to the Jungle!! You Could Be Mine!!!) and changed the channel when a moody boy came on (Patience! Knockin' on Heaven's Door!! November Rain!!!). I saw them during the early stages of the Corn Rows Axl/Buckethead era in August 2002 when they headlined the first day of Leeds Festival (absolute banger of a weekend - more on that here) and I remember seeing that MLK video during the set so Madagascar must have been one of the earlier tracks to be ready (along with Street of Dreams which they also played that night). In fact, here is that performance complete with weird organ sound and odd imagery - stick around to see Buckethead doing some unwelcome popping and locking plus guitar solo afterwards. It was a strange build up to them playing that night, they hadn't played in the UK since 1993 and there was uncertainty in the air about them showing up at all. That feeling grew in the evening as time ticked past their scheduled start time and nothing happened. My friend and I decided to give up on waiting at that point and went to see what the other stages had to offer ( Alpinestars headlining the 3rd stage - boring but better than staring at a dark, empty stage). All the other stages close for the night. Still no GNR. Then, some unknown number of minutes later, BANG. Welcome to the Jungle. We're gonna die. Or at least we might have if we were close to the front, not so much where we were situated at the sparsely populated area on top of the hill looking down to the stage. They were pretty good, the songs I knew sounded great but they were almost all in the first half of the set and my main memory of being there is of waiting for them to play another song I'd heard before. I stuck around until the end because I was young and stubborn but on the plus side I got to experience an in person Axl Rose rant at the city council and promotors trying to shut them down to rile the crowd up and eventually, at something like 1am, they played Paradise City and called it a night. I'll listen to the album and probably agree with everyone that it's not very interesting but the fact that this set of gigs were branded as the Chinese Democracy tour and it still took 6 more years for the album to appear is interesting in itself to me. *A search through my spotify listening stats history app tells me that I gave it a go in both 2013 and 2015 and never got past track 5 - If The World. Cool!
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Post by LazBro on Apr 5, 2023 11:15:21 GMT -5
I think Rando has already hit the crux of it. If Chinese Democracy was felled by anything, it's the colossal weight of expectations against that frankly ridiculous budget and decade-plus development cycle. One can imagine Axl Rose at his most Dewey Cox, demanding 50,000 didgeridoos and tearing porcelain sinks from the walls, all while the increasingly strange but unquestionably gifted cadre of guitarists file in to lay down the latest track's ninth solo. In fact, Chinese Democracy sold well, and it reviewed pretty well, too. For the humble listener, nothing short of a masterpiece could have felt worth the wait, and this is no masterpiece. But after 15 years since its release and giving it a listen for the first time in probably a decade, the reality of Chinese Democracy remains the same: it's just a pretty darn good rock record. It's also too damn long. I've always felt the front half was stronger, a belief I reconfirmed in my recent listen, but I still don't know how much to attribute that to exhaustion as the album pummels well past the 60-minute mark. For some of these tracks, especially the later ones, I don't have much if anything to say. Let's listen to Chinese Democracy. "Chinese Democracy"Banger. Absolute banger. Chonky fatboy riff, killer tone, and all of the album's future excesses on full display. Not content to simply repeat the bridge, every iteration features a fresh blitzkrieg guitar solo noodling around in the background. The extended outro gives the song a breathless urgency. A desperation. Then capped off with that monstrous bass drum hit. Oh yeah, I'm in. "Shackler's Revenge"Banger. Absolute banger. In the tradition of school shooting songs, it's probably on the lesser end lyrically. "I don't believe there's a reason" was not especially helpful in 2008, and in 2023 ... well, Jesus Christ. But the thing just slaps so hard. From the abrasive opening screech, to the unexpected, offkilter, and high-as-fuck melody in the chorus (and how many Axls are singing right there?), to Bumblefoot's ultra-technical fret work on the solo. We're two for two. "Better"Banger. The opening threatens a much-too-early ballad before rope-a-doping into another rager. Some great stuff here. I like at 3:10 after the bridge we get, like, two measures worth of syncopated prog-metal, then some Jack White kind of Icky Thump stuff, and then back to business. You start to realize why the album took this long. It's never just another verse, never just a "repeat the chorus melody" guitar solo, never the same lick. Always be riffing. Also there's a world-weariness to Axl's vocals here that I quite like. Lyrically this is familiar ground for him, but rather than feeling redundant, it feels lived in. Like, "yep, this shit again!" One of his strongest vocals on the album for me. "Street of Dreams"I was prepared to agree with ganews above about the piano-driven tracks, but you know what? For this one I'm gonna say banger. This is classically good rock ballad songwriting. "Street of Dreams" is a concert regular for GNR, one of their most played tracks off this album, and that makes total sense. This song is so naturally at home in a big venue. It's grand, it's a grower. Another great solo, though I've been unable to tell for certain who played it. Sounds most like Buckethead maybe with how it ends? "If the World"Okay, yeah, so taken at first listen, "If the World" is an at-best semi-boring experiment in vibes, from a not at all vibes-based band. But if you step back, you will realize that it is actually and very obviously a Mars Volta song, and that kinda, sorta, maybe ... rules? Like this is better than anything off TMV's last record and most of Nocturniquet. I like it. "There Was a Time"Banger. Absolute banger. This is Axl Rose with all of his didgeridoos, and it's glorious. The orchestra, the choir, the layers on layers on layers of pissed off rock opera. Even the song's title is catty. I love it. Its highlights are that undeniable signalong bridge and Buckethead's solo, his best work on the record. I was surprised to find this one is not a concert staple for them, maybe due to its length, because it's seemingly designed to bring the house down. "Catcher in the Rye"You know, maybe I'm just a sucker for a big outro. Two minutes in I thought we'd hit our first proper miss, but by the end damned if I wasn't grooving to it. Apparently the solo (and other background noodling) was originally recorded by Brian May, but they ended up tossing his official recording and re-recording with Bumblefoot, who's solo was inspired by Brian May's original. But I also found three other versions of that story, so I dunno. It's not a banger, but I like it. "Scraped"Banger. Fast, defiant, and born on the altar of the riff. A straightforward rock song on an album that maybe has too few. Axl's range is really on display here as well. I wanted more out of the drums on this one. The groove is in pocket, but if any track is crying out for a drum solo or even an over-the-top fill or two, it's this one. "Riad N' the Bedouins"This is one I always felt I should like more. All the pieces are there: uptempo, shouty, pyrotechnic solo. But it's always been a slight miss for me. Not a bad track, and preferable to much of what is to come, but for all its rage, it's bland. A couple reasons would be the aforementioned fatigue - we're well into this thing by now - but also the "oh, oh, ohs" abrade after the "ay-ohs" in "Scraped". Maybe these two shouldn't be back to back on the album. DISCLOSURE: It's at this point in the record where my memory of it falls off a cliff. I think because I often stopped listening around this point. "Sorry"Slow, steady, and boring. Next. "I.R.S."A late-album spark of energy. I like Axl's swagger here. I'm almost charmed by the exaggeration of calling the president, the IRS, the FBI, and while we're at it, a private eye, to handle his situation. Like, it doesn't hang with the first half of the album, but it's probably my favorite of anything after "Scraped". "Madagascar"Eh. It's certainly weird. It's a choice. But it also kind of plods along. "This is Love"Another piano ballad. I know this one means a lot to Axl, but it just screams, "I wonder what the beer line looks like." Finck's solo is pretty good, and appropriate to the tune, but where's the fun? "Prostitute"Yeah, this long in and I just can't muster the energy. This isn't playlist for anybody. CONCLUSION: As has been said above, some judicious cuts and this could be a really solid front-to-back album. It's an A-minus 9-track album, and a C-plus 14-track album. I enjoyed this. I'm glad I nominated it, and I'm glad you weirdos voted for it.
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Post by Djse (and a Sack of Cats) on Apr 9, 2023 11:15:11 GMT -5
Fun fact (or maybe just a rumor/April Fool's thing): 20 years ago The Offspring was going to name their new album Chinese Democracy (You Snooze You Lose) but got a cease-and-desist from Axl's lawyers. The Offspring album was released as Splinter. Chinese Democracy wouldn't come out for another five years.
I wish this album was better but it's a Guns N' Roses album with five different guitarists on it and none of them are Slash.
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Post by King Charles’s Butterfly on Apr 20, 2023 23:31:44 GMT -5
That review from Klosterman was a time capsule. 1. Chuck Klosterman. 2. Long review in the A.V. Club (I bet they put a chunk of it in the paper copy and then said to read the rest on their website). 3. AVC commenters—a couple of names I remembered, one I didn’t but made me laugh (Gerard Depardouchebag), another I didn’t remember but was one of many Chester A. Arthur avatars (2008 was in the interval when some guys were into fussy facial hair grooming, right?) and another was made with the Mad Men avatar creator—I used one of those for my facebook profile in HS and college. And 4., of course, a giant review for what’s essentially a big album-oriented rock album, which Klosterman notes: For one thing, Chinese Democracy is (pretty much) the last Old Media album we'll ever contemplate in this context—it's the last album that will be marketed as a collection of autonomous-but-connected songs, the last album that will be absorbed as a static manifestation of who the band supposedly is, and the last album that will matter more as a physical object than as an Internet sound file.It really does sound like that, and to me it sounds a lot older. I have never been a Guns n' Roses person, at all, but I knew this was a big record but for some reason I always assumed it was released in the 90s (maybe very early 00s, like right after 9/11, at the latest) and that I’d only heard about it much late. It’s true in a sense of production, and while I’ve seen aspects of it described as “embarrassing” stuff like the trip-hop elements are so far in the past that they just seem part of the past, not anything that seems out of date, or more out of date than the rest of the album. Maybe it’s even a bit less now because rocking out has become more niche in its own right. Speaking of rocking out I’m with LazBro, though, on the last five tracks. Slow and dull, particularly since the album had actual energy before that point. So this didn't inspire any holy anger or revulsion in me or anything. I found it less over the top or whatever than I was expecting. When it's nu-metal rocking like the early tracks it's fine and amusing for time capsule background. "Shackler's Revenge" is particularly funny to me, but I legitimately enjoyed "Scraped" because it sounds like it was downloaded with AudioGalaxy in late 2001. Were guitar tapping theatrics really worth putting up with Buckethead?
I wasn’t familiar with the guy but here’s a shorter video of him playing with nunchucks and popping and locking via from PBS, blaming viewers like you for this. Usually when I think of guitar gods with arrested development I think of guys from 1970 who, idk, never stopped getting high, drinking cheap beer, and sleeping with sixteen year olds. Buckethead’s also stuck at sixteen, but one of the most offputting versions of male sixteen. Amazing technical talent, though. What was with the name, anyway? Did it have some kind of geopolitical edginess? An excuse to go for communist aesthetics? (I always think of The Decembrists or those Communist Party t-shirts when we’re talking about the late aughts; Shepard Fairey fits in too, I guess). Maybe we shouldn’t ascribe too much to the name because it came from the keen political genius that gave us “Madagascar.”
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Post by MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin on Apr 28, 2023 14:13:09 GMT -5
I've owned this album since it came out, but probably listened to it a small handful of times as a whole. Guns N' Roses are still one of the very rare bands with a decent sized catalog for whom I can say each album was worse than the one that came before it (*yes, I'm counting "Lies" but not "The Spaghetti Incident?" for purposes of this assessment). "Appetite" is one of my favorite albums ever and I don't think there's a weak track on it. “Use Your Illusion” has some fat that could easily have been trimmed, but between the two discs there is about one and a third amazing albums. Love the music, love the band, have seen them in concert multiple times. So, the bona fides out of the way . . . I don't remember liking the album as much in circa 2008 upon its release as I did listening to it again now. Yes, at the time I remember liking a few songs quite a bit, but overall finding it mediocre--not bad by normal album production timelines but absolutely not worthy of a fifteen million budget and a fifteen year schedule. A few observations/memories before a track-by-track mini-review: --Unremarkable cover art. I don't know exactly what statement Axl was going for with "child's bike", and I will not think about it further. --Like monodrone, I saw the version of the band that was responsible for most of the album live six years before its release. I remember they threw a couple new songs in to general disinterest from the crowd that was there to hear the classics rather (looking up the setlist now, they played four and somehow thought to do them all in a row rather than sandwiching them in between material people were familiar with, exhibiting far too much confidence in the material). What I remember most about that show (other than the fact that it started way later than scheduled and probably at least an hour after the opener finished) was Axl tossing down the microphone during "Patience" and leaving the band to awkwardly finish the song without him before walking offstage and ending the show early. No "Paradise City" for me that night. --I went to a talk with friend of the band Tom Zutaut in 2015 where among other things he espoused on the troubled history of the album, which he was eventually brought in on after Axl had spent five or years so on. He credited himself with practically saving the project in an afternoon by singlehandedly helping fix the drum tone that Axl had spent years trying to get right. His solution was apparently "try to sound like Dave Grohl". A good story I believe very little of, but he was very interesting overall. --Tommy Stinson, who played bass on this album, hugged me in a record store once. Not really related, but it's a cool ancedote. --In addition to the aforementioned lost Brian May solo that was recorded for the album, there is apparently a trove of unused material from big names that were brought in to try to salvage it. Among these is a rumored rap from Shaquille O'Neal that was supposed to be used in the middle of one of the songs (I assume "Madagascar"). Very morbidly curious to hear it although I can't imagine it was the wrong call not to include it. "Chinese Democracy" Great song, although the intro is a little long. The band actually continues to play this one as recently as their last tour despite the classic-era lineup being somewhat reassembled. “Shackler’s Revenge” I like this one too. It feels a bit of a filler track but there’s really nothing wrong with it. “Better” Another song I legitimately like. One of the three best tracks on the album. “Street of Dreams” The piano intro tricked me into thinking this song would suck, but it quickly turned into a decent rocker. “If The World” I really like the instrumental track under the vocals, but Axl kind of but not quite ruins it for me. There’s a really good song in here, but it sounds too much like missed potential. “There Was A Time” Another decent song. “Catcher In The Rye” Probably my favorite song on the album. Not really sure what the point of it--is Axl blaming the book for the Lennon murder or is here some even dumber message in there? Whatever, it sounds cool. I saw them in 2014 and was surprised this one made the setlist. “Scraped” I liked this one too, but I doubt I will remember at all if I look over the track listing next week. “Riad N’ The Bedouins” Another one that was okay but had the potential to be much better. It felt like it was missing something I can’t quite place. “Sorry” Guns N’ Roses had some great rock ballads in their heyday and obviously this album was going to go for that at least once. It’s not terrible, but it fails to be the epic track it was intended to be. “IRS” The lyrics are kind of unintentionally dumb, but otherwise this is a decent track. “Madagascar” Even if this was well-intentioned (if), this is easily the most cringeworthy moment on the album. Really, using MLK clips in a way that even Bono would be too ashamed to insert into a song, and using the same clip from “Civil War” just makes you wish you were listening to “Civil War.” The album is too long and this would be the easiest cut to make. “This I Love” Another obligatory ballad. There’s nothing new or special about this and it just makes the album drag. “Prostitute” An unmemorable album closer. Not exactly the heights of “Rocket Queen” (which coincidentally included an actual prostitute on the final mix) I’ll agree with most of the consensus: not a bad album by any means, but could have been great if it had been leaner and wasn’t under the pressure of being the most ambitious record ever produced. It’s better than the novelty it’s been reduced, but it’s still the band’s worst output (although from the new tracks they’ve previewed for a potential follow-up that might not remain true).
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