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Post by Mrs David Tennant on Dec 10, 2014 13:05:37 GMT -5
Abradolph Lincler here, you may know me from reading stories about my dick, if you haven't seen those, you now know me as the guy that immediately started to talk about his dick. Nope. Never heard you talk about your dick before. We, however, talk about your dick on a regular basis. To be fair, we talk about everyone's dick. |
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Post by Dorian Mode on Dec 10, 2014 13:10:44 GMT -5
I thought we were talking about private dicks!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2014 13:15:16 GMT -5
I thought we were talking about private dicks! They just dicks now, nothing private about them |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2014 13:16:46 GMT -5
I saw the link posted in the O'Neal thanksgiving newswire, I think. I like AVC people and was interested in making friends outside of a venue where I'm trying desperately to be pithy. I'm pretty wary of my online security and this seemed like a more secure place to open up than the AVC comments. I need to find the person who keeps posting this link at the AVC and bury them in a box Welcome to the TI, Lieutenant! |
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Post by Smacks on Dec 10, 2014 13:24:48 GMT -5
I thought we were talking about private dicks! BRING BACK TERRIERS |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2014 13:52:09 GMT -5
I thought we were talking about private dicks! BRING BACK TERRIERS dear smacky, please elevator-pitch me on terriers-- i actually intended to watch it back in the day, but as with all pre-pre-pre-publicity, i eventually zoned out to the promos as so much wah-wah, and missed the first episode(s)-- leading to infinite deferment on catching up. i need to be re-enthused in a way that does not hinge on the (alleged?) allure of the actors *alone* (not that i didn't like logue in Grounded for Life, it's just that i need more than that, and sometimes that is all i'm getting from the fans). in antici.......pation, cub |
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Post by Smacks on Dec 10, 2014 16:56:10 GMT -5
dear smacky, please elevator-pitch me on terriers-- i actually intended to watch it back in the day, but as with all pre-pre-pre-publicity, i eventually zoned out to the promos as so much wah-wah, and missed the first episode(s)-- leading to infinite deferment on catching up. i need to be re-enthused in a way that does not hinge on the (alleged?) allure of the actors *alone* (not that i didn't like logue in Grounded for Life, it's just that i need more than that, and sometimes that is all i'm getting from the fans). in antici.......pation, cub Dearest Cub, An ex-cop and an ex-criminal who are both adorable and hilarious team up in order to get some sort of half-assed Private Investigator business going. They solve cases by any means possible- even if they end up mostly breaking laws. They take any type of case, no matter how big or small, from recovering a dog stolen by an ex-boyfriend to following a supposedly unfaithful wife. The writing is clever, the way they solve the cases is brilliant, and you will find yourself rooting for them so hard. Their triumphs will become your triumphs, their heartbreaks will become your heartbreaks. Do yourself a favor and watch this wonderful show. You'll thank me. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2014 1:07:59 GMT -5
dear smacky, please elevator-pitch me on terriers-- i actually intended to watch it back in the day, but as with all pre-pre-pre-publicity, i eventually zoned out to the promos as so much wah-wah, and missed the first episode(s)-- leading to infinite deferment on catching up. i need to be re-enthused in a way that does not hinge on the (alleged?) allure of the actors *alone* (not that i didn't like logue in Grounded for Life, it's just that i need more than that, and sometimes that is all i'm getting from the fans). in antici.......pation, cub Dearest Cub, An ex-cop and an ex-criminal who are both adorable and hilarious team up in order to get some sort of half-assed Private Investigator business going. They solve cases by any means possible- even if they end up mostly breaking laws. They take any type of case, no matter how big or small, from recovering a dog stolen by an ex-boyfriend to following a supposedly unfaithful wife. The writing is clever, the way they solve the cases is brilliant, and you will find yourself rooting for them so hard. Their triumphs will become your triumphs, their heartbreaks will become your heartbreaks. Do yourself a favor and watch this wonderful show. You'll thank me. SOLD.
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Post by Tea Rex on Dec 31, 2014 12:16:59 GMT -5
Oh, I didn't realize that Douay-Rheims-Challoner was still proselytizing to the AVC members on a regular basis. Welcome, all ye who enter here! If you hear anything about The Challenge Of The Dickmen, no worries, it's certainly not something terrible what renders people unintelligible from either pain or pleasure for a fortnight, and its only semi required for full membership! HAHAHAHA! Don't forget to pick up your velvet robe at the commissary! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2014 12:19:42 GMT -5
Oh, I didn't realize that Douay-Rheims-Challoner was still proselytizing to the AVC members on a regular basis. Welcome, all ye who enter here! If you hear anything about The Challenge Of The Dickmen, no worries, it's certainly not something terrible what renders people unintelligible from either pain or pleasure for a fortnight, and its only semi required for full membership! HAHAHAHA! Don't forget to pick up your velvet robe at the commissary! It is no biggie now. Remember when it used to involve 14 pounds of banana pudding? |
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Post by Tea Rex on Dec 31, 2014 12:28:31 GMT -5
Oh, I didn't realize that Douay-Rheims-Challoner was still proselytizing to the AVC members on a regular basis. Welcome, all ye who enter here! If you hear anything about The Challenge Of The Dickmen, no worries, it's certainly not something terrible what renders people unintelligible from either pain or pleasure for a fortnight, and its only semi required for full membership! HAHAHAHA! Don't forget to pick up your velvet robe at the commissary! It is no biggie now. Remember when it used to involve 14 pounds of banana pudding? It was the nettles that got me. But at the same time, the whole thing's become a bit rote since the inclusion of "safewords" and "Supersafewords". |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2014 12:35:51 GMT -5
It is no biggie now. Remember when it used to involve 14 pounds of banana pudding? It was the nettles that got me. But at the same time, the whole thing's become a bit rote since the inclusion of "safewords" and "Supersafewords". I got so hung up on the nettles, I just could not recite the US presidents properly. Who remembers Benjamin Harrison? WHO? Me, because now I'll never forget him. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2014 12:43:41 GMT -5
It was the nettles that got me. But at the same time, the whole thing's become a bit rote since the inclusion of "safewords" and "Supersafewords". I got so hung up on the nettles, I just could not recite the US presidents properly. Who remembers Benjamin Harrison? WHO? Me, because now I'll never forget him. Sounds like we need to bring back "Dangerwords" |
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Post by Douay-Rheims-Challoner on Dec 31, 2014 12:44:15 GMT -5
Tea Rex I haven't in a while, but I'm pretty sure others may have done so.
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Post by Tea Rex on Dec 31, 2014 12:51:01 GMT -5
Tea Rex I haven't in a while, but I'm pretty sure others may have done so. That's fine. Just means that the evangelism is working! |
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Post by odnetnin on Dec 31, 2014 23:03:02 GMT -5
I'm Odnetnin. I like David Lynch and Dan Harmon and duality and other things that start with d. Someday I'll make a movie about loneliness, surrealism, and video games; it's gonna be totally awesome, you guys.
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Post by Beatrix Kiddo 9000 on Jan 7, 2015 17:05:15 GMT -5
Hello all! I'm Beatrix Kiddo 9000. My parents are both ruthless killers and I often pretend to know what I'm doing and saying. I changed my picture from what I use at the AV Club because it's an actual picture of me, and I like having a little bit of mystery in my life.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 17:08:05 GMT -5
Hello all! I'm Beatrix Kiddo 9000. My parents are both ruthless killers and I often pretend to know what I'm doing and saying. I changed my picture from what I use at the AV Club because it's an actual picture of me, and I like having a little bit of mystery in my life. Welcome to the TI Kiddo, where mysteries, and private identities come to die! |
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Post by Beatrix Kiddo 9000 on Jan 7, 2015 17:17:56 GMT -5
Hello all! I'm Beatrix Kiddo 9000. My parents are both ruthless killers and I often pretend to know what I'm doing and saying. I changed my picture from what I use at the AV Club because it's an actual picture of me, and I like having a little bit of mystery in my life. Welcome to the TI Kiddo, where mysteries, and private identities come to die! So, should I just give you my SSN and pin now? |
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Post by Tea Rex on Jan 7, 2015 17:20:36 GMT -5
Welcome to the TI Kiddo, where mysteries, and private identities come to die! So, should I just give you my SSN and pin now? Silly girl, we already have those things. I can't quite get the combo on your gym locker, though... |
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Post by Beatrix Kiddo 9000 on Jan 7, 2015 17:30:51 GMT -5
So, should I just give you my SSN and pin now? Silly girl, we already have those things. I can't quite get the combo on your gym locker, though... It's 26-40...HEY WAIT A SECOND.... I don't go to the gym. Also, I'm going to Facebook stalk all of you (at least people that provide the links to their profiles). |
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Post by Beatrix Kiddo 9000 on Jan 7, 2015 21:11:00 GMT -5
Follow up question: Am I allowed to friend all of you on Facebook or am I supposed to just stalk... from a distance? Is there TI forum etiquette?
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Post by ganews on Jan 7, 2015 21:37:23 GMT -5
Follow up question: Am I allowed to friend all of you on Facebook or am I supposed to just stalk... from a distance? Is there TI forum etiquette? If you can solve the riddle of my username, figure out my real name, and find my Facebook account with the nine-year-old picture that no longer looks like me, you can stalk all you want! Or look carefully at the friend lists of others here, if you're not into having fun. |
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Post by Beatrix Kiddo 9000 on Jan 7, 2015 21:59:01 GMT -5
Follow up question: Am I allowed to friend all of you on Facebook or am I supposed to just stalk... from a distance? Is there TI forum etiquette? If you can solve the riddle of my username, figure out my real name, and find my Facebook account with the nine-year-old picture that no longer looks like me, you can stalk all you want! Or look carefully at the friend lists of others here, if you're not into having fun. All I can gather is that GA could mean Georgia, and News could mean news. So you are a reporter from Georgia, but you are also a bear, based on your avatar. Do I win money? Also, I'm very into not having fun. I will find you on Facebook. I will find ALL of you. I'll make it my life's work. Also, I'm pretty wine drunk right now. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2015 23:03:44 GMT -5
If you can solve the riddle of my username, figure out my real name, and find my Facebook account with the nine-year-old picture that no longer looks like me, you can stalk all you want! Or look carefully at the friend lists of others here, if you're not into having fun. All I can gather is that GA could mean Georgia, and News could mean news. So you are a reporter from Georgia, but you are also a bear, based on your avatar. Do I win money? Also, I'm very into not having fun. I will find you on Facebook. I will find ALL of you. I'll make it my life's work. Also, I'm pretty wine drunk right now. Too bad I don't have facebook. I would have loved to see if you could collect them all, but alas...... |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 1:53:25 GMT -5
If you can solve the riddle of my username, figure out my real name, and find my Facebook account with the nine-year-old picture that no longer looks like me, you can stalk all you want! Or look carefully at the friend lists of others here, if you're not into having fun. All I can gather is that GA could mean Georgia, and News could mean news. So you are a reporter from Georgia, but you are also a bear, based on your avatar. Do I win money? Also, I'm very into not having fun. I will find you on Facebook. I will find ALL of you. I'll make it my life's work. Also, I'm pretty wine drunk right now. If you find me on Facebook, my profile picture is me with my girlfriend (I'm the short guy who looks like a mischievous imp) my cover photo is me as Ziggy Stardust. Happy hunting! |
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Post by Beatrix Kiddo 9000 on Jan 8, 2015 2:02:58 GMT -5
All I can gather is that GA could mean Georgia, and News could mean news. So you are a reporter from Georgia, but you are also a bear, based on your avatar. Do I win money? Also, I'm very into not having fun. I will find you on Facebook. I will find ALL of you. I'll make it my life's work. Also, I'm pretty wine drunk right now. If you find me on Facebook, my profile picture is me with my girlfriend (I'm the short guy who looks like a mischievous imp) my cover photo is me as Ziggy Stardust. Happy hunting! Update: Stalking the shit out of everyone here is really hard when you are both wine drunk and have no discernible information about anyone. Lincler, you appear to have you profile linked and MY GOD YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARE ADORABLE. I almost instantly friend requested you because your adorableness nearly blinded me. Then I remembered we have never met and probably never will. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 2:09:12 GMT -5
If you find me on Facebook, my profile picture is me with my girlfriend (I'm the short guy who looks like a mischievous imp) my cover photo is me as Ziggy Stardust. Happy hunting! Update: Stalking the shit out of everyone here is really hard when you are both wine drunk and have no discernible information about anyone. Lincler, you appear to have you profile linked and MY GOD YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARE ADORABLE. I almost instantly friend requested you because your adorableness nearly blinded me. Then I remembered we have never met and probably never will. Never say never, Facebook is for friends, yes? Well I consider you to be a friend, based off the discussions I've had with you. Friend away! |
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Post by Beatrix Kiddo 9000 on Jan 8, 2015 2:13:40 GMT -5
Update: Stalking the shit out of everyone here is really hard when you are both wine drunk and have no discernible information about anyone. Lincler, you appear to have you profile linked and MY GOD YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND ARE ADORABLE. I almost instantly friend requested you because your adorableness nearly blinded me. Then I remembered we have never met and probably never will. Never say never, Facebook is for friends, yes? Well I consider you to be a friend, based off the discussions I've had with you. Friend away! And my mom thought I would never make friends! She also told me to stop wearing her clothes, but that's for another time! *Friend Requests Sent!* |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2015 2:16:50 GMT -5
And my mom thought I would never make friends! She also told me to stop wearing her clothes, but that's for another time! *Friend Requests Sent!* Wow, don't take this too oddly, but you are a good looking dude! These AVC people are a pretty attractive bunch! |
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