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Post by Great Unwashed on Oct 28, 2014 3:07:18 GMT -5
Well that's a relief.
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Oct 28, 2014 12:15:45 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2014 18:31:57 GMT -5
So wait You're all different people? i'm you inner bear--
i don't tell you to do the opposite of your inner demon,
but i am very confused,
so listening to me is a crapshoot.
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Post by Great Unwashed on Nov 8, 2014 1:21:18 GMT -5
Ugh, what's with these fucking assholes all in my way
"YEAH, FUCK THOSE GUYS KILL EM FUCKING KILL EM"
"Wait, they're not doing anything wrong, they're just trying to live their life like you. Put yourself in their shoes, maybe you're in their way, and maybe nobody is really at fault here, it's just a simple consequene of modern urban living, for which we already tacitly accepted certain inconveniences in exchange for other conveniences that would otherwise be unavailable, and maybe it's a bit churlishes to start complaining about other people enjoying their share of convenience when we must pay our share of inconvenience that we already accepted"
"Fuck it, smile politely, just hate them secretly" *smiles* "FUCK YOU BUDDY, GET OUTTA THE WAY OF MY SPECIALS"
Ah, Bear, you always have the answer. Not like that smug, sanctimonious angel fuck. His first time was with his cousin, you know. He doesn't tell people that, but he did.
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repulsionist
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Post by repulsionist on Nov 19, 2014 17:47:45 GMT -5
Oh hey. Yeah. It's me. Been a while, but I changed my avatar because some perv wrecked on hotties from Doctor Who has a blog that has this bloke's photo from some episode (I am a casual Doctor Who fan who is partial to Doctors 2-6). It was humorously mis-labeled as being Jerry Cornelius. Who is Jerry Cornelius, and why would some misrepresentation of a fictional character give rise to such humor? Frankly, I don't know, or may be ignorant of the underlying references. But, this guy looks nothing like any imagining of Jerry Cornelius that I ever received from reading The Cornelius Quartet (or Chronicles as I read it in its huge and unwieldy trade paperback form).
So, Jerry Cornelius has been an inspiration for many a regarded creative folk in the Comic arts, particularly Grant Morrison and his Gideon Stargrave. The character's instantiation is a form of Moorcock's Eternal Champion; a development of the Multiversity in an early stage for the 20th century. IT'S VERY INTERESTING, DAMMIT!
And, now you know part of the story.
EDIT: Other, dated funny. Any photo that can outsmirk, out-tache an Avery Schreiber headshot has to have some value, somewhere, for someone, doesn't it?
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Post by 🔪 silly buns on Nov 19, 2014 18:22:17 GMT -5
Oh hey. Yeah. It's me. Been a while, but I changed my avatar because some perv wrecked on hotties from Doctor Who has a blog that has this bloke's photo from some episode (I am a casual Doctor Who fan who is partial to Doctors 2-6). And, now you know part of the story. EDIT: Other, dated funny. Any photo that can outsmirk, out-tache an Avery Schreiber headshot has to have some value, somewhere, for someone, doesn't it? Welcome back repulsionist. |
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Post by Floyd Dinnertime Barber on Nov 20, 2014 23:22:28 GMT -5
Oh hey. Yeah. It's me. Been a while, but I changed my avatar because some perv wrecked on hotties from Doctor Who has a blog that has this bloke's photo from some episode (I am a casual Doctor Who fan who is partial to Doctors 2-6). It was humorously mis-labeled as being Jerry Cornelius. Who is Jerry Cornelius, and why would some misrepresentation of a fictional character give rise to such humor? Frankly, I don't know, or may be ignorant of the underlying references. But, this guy looks nothing like any imagining of Jerry Cornelius that I ever received from reading The Cornelius Quartet (or Chronicles as I read it in its huge and unwieldy trade paperback form). So, Jerry Cornelius has been an inspiration for many a regarded creative folk in the Comic arts, particularly Grant Morrison and his Gideon Stargrave. The character's instantiation is a form of Moorcock's Eternal Champion; a development of the Multiversity in an early stage for the 20th century. IT'S VERY INTERESTING, DAMMIT! And, now you know part of the story. EDIT: Other, dated funny. Any photo that can outsmirk, out-tache an Avery Schreiber headshot has to have some value, somewhere, for someone, doesn't it? I believe your avatar is none other than Bob Hope's old sidekick Jerry Colonna (I know this stuff 'cause I'm Old.) He is sporting a righteous 'stache, ain't he? |
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repulsionist
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Post by repulsionist on Nov 21, 2014 10:36:25 GMT -5
Oh hey. Yeah. It's me. Been a while, but I changed my avatar because some perv wrecked on hotties from Doctor Who has a blog that has this bloke's photo from some episode (I am a casual Doctor Who fan who is partial to Doctors 2-6). It was humorously mis-labeled as being Jerry Cornelius. Who is Jerry Cornelius, and why would some misrepresentation of a fictional character give rise to such humor? Frankly, I don't know, or may be ignorant of the underlying references. But, this guy looks nothing like any imagining of Jerry Cornelius that I ever received from reading The Cornelius Quartet (or Chronicles as I read it in its huge and unwieldy trade paperback form). So, Jerry Cornelius has been an inspiration for many a regarded creative folk in the Comic arts, particularly Grant Morrison and his Gideon Stargrave. The character's instantiation is a form of Moorcock's Eternal Champion; a development of the Multiversity in an early stage for the 20th century. IT'S VERY INTERESTING, DAMMIT! And, now you know part of the story. EDIT: Other, dated funny. Any photo that can outsmirk, out-tache an Avery Schreiber headshot has to have some value, somewhere, for someone, doesn't it? I believe your avatar is none other than Bob Hope's old sidekick Jerry Colonna (I know this stuff 'cause I'm Old.) He is sporting a righteous 'stache, ain't he? ZING! Thanks, Floyd. Almost as fun as finding out that Lew Zealand and Pete the Puma have a radio/TV reference in Frank Fontaine. |
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Post by Bizarre Gardening Accident on Nov 24, 2014 6:49:02 GMT -5
Hello. I wasn't the most regular commenter over at AVC, and ended up spending most of my time annoyed at that RWG guy who signed his posts even though his username was at the top of them all.
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Post by ganews on Nov 28, 2014 10:21:20 GMT -5
I never actually introduced myself on this thread. I just faded in somewhere a little over a year ago. Hi. I'm ganews. I was reading at AV Club here and there and then registered under this name about 2010 or so. I usually only post there when I have something funny to say, and I'm inordinately proud of my upvote-to-comment ratio, one of the highest for a non-gimmick account ( Carade is probably #1). Now I have almost as many posts here. So I had this whole great idea to do this very post here and include Prince's "1999". But I'm in Japan until Sunday and it snuck up on me because I was viewing the mobile version that doesn't show post count. Now it's even too late for "Thus Spake Zarathustra". It's all up to you to do it now, 🔪 silly buns. |
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Post by Carade on Nov 28, 2014 12:47:08 GMT -5
I'm inordinately proud of my upvote-to-comment ratio, one of the highest for a non-gimmick account ( Carade is probably #1). Highest what to what now? |
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Post by Fashion Through the Snow on Dec 2, 2014 23:31:03 GMT -5
Hi, I'm fashionbeast. I live in Milwaukee with a goldfish. I've been reading AV Club for ages and never commented, but I'm here for some reason?
Ah well, hopefully this is fun.
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Sukaluski
Newbie
Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
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Post by Sukaluski on Dec 3, 2014 16:24:56 GMT -5
I'm Sukaluski. I started reading the AVC in print in 1999 and I've been reading the AVC online since 2006 (back when they only posted articles once weekly). Prior to mandatory registration, I occasionally posted as "Unregistered Suka." I was never a regular poster, but I hit a long, rough patch where I couldn't post at work, and an even rougher patch where I couldn't see any of the comments. Now I post semi-regularly and can occasionally be found riffing with AVCers on Twitter. I live in the DC area and you may notice me attempting to wrangle the local cats for meet-ups.
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deenay
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Now, I'm a newbie here!
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Post by deenay on Dec 4, 2014 1:35:58 GMT -5
Hello, nice to join you all here. I'm Deenay and live in Chicago. I come here for something interesting and meaningful since I like writing and the magic of science so much, haha. So thank you!
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Post by HipsterDBag on Dec 4, 2014 12:44:45 GMT -5
Hello, nice to join you all here. I'm Deenay and live in Chicago. I come here for something interesting and meaningful since I like writing and the magic of science so much, haha. So thank you! Hi, my name is HipsterDBag, and welcome to Jackass. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 12:49:49 GMT -5
Hello, nice to join you all here. I'm Deenay and live in Chicago. I come here for something interesting and meaningful since I like writing and the magic of science so much, haha. So thank you! Hi, my name is HipsterDBag, and welcome to Jackass. How hard do you laugh at yourself. Like have you ever injured yourself from laughing at your own jokes. Seems like that is within the realm of possibility. |
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Smacks
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Smacks from the Dead
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Post by Smacks on Dec 4, 2014 13:06:36 GMT -5
Hello, nice to join you all here. I'm Deenay and live in Chicago. I come here for something interesting and meaningful since I like writing and the magic of science so much, haha. So thank you! So Deenay (and other newbs who want to chime in), how did ya'll find out about us? Is there usually a link posted in Wednesday's TI's? I'm always curious as to how we grow in numbers. Also I'm wary of strangers......  But I'm a very nice frog! |
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Post by Dorian Mode on Dec 4, 2014 15:02:37 GMT -5
I saw the link posted in the O'Neal thanksgiving newswire, I think. I like AVC people and was interested in making friends outside of a venue where I'm trying desperately to be pithy. I'm pretty wary of my online security and this seemed like a more secure place to open up than the AVC comments. *Takes notes* |
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Invisible Goat
Shoutbox Elitist
Grab your mother's keys, we're leaving
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Post by Invisible Goat on Dec 4, 2014 15:05:32 GMT -5
I've got a file on all of you
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2014 20:46:17 GMT -5
Hello, nice to join you all here. I'm Deenay and live in Chicago. I come here for something interesting and meaningful since I like writing and the magic of science so much, haha. So thank you! |
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Post by HipsterDBag on Dec 5, 2014 10:59:12 GMT -5
Hi, my name is HipsterDBag, and welcome to Jackass. How hard do you laugh at yourself. Like have you ever injured yourself from laughing at your own jokes. Seems like that is within the realm of possibility. I actually have done that in the past, yes. You start laughing and after a while you can't breathe and your chest hurts. |
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Post by ganews on Dec 5, 2014 12:14:52 GMT -5
I'm all in favor of laughing at my own jokes. Someone has to!
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Post by nowimnothing on Dec 5, 2014 14:47:49 GMT -5
Certainly a distinct lack of characteristic snark, unless the snark is hidden within the mundanity. Classic O'Neal! |
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Post by usernametoolong on Dec 5, 2014 15:37:43 GMT -5
Can a banned IP address do it too?
That could be problematic, otherwise it's not really that different from the reasons why there's a TMI in the first place.
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Post by Douay-Rheims-Challoner on Dec 5, 2014 20:00:32 GMT -5
@patrickbatman It is no longer possible to post as a guest.
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Post by HipsterDBag on Dec 5, 2014 20:22:06 GMT -5
@patrickbatman It is no longer possible to post as a guest. Excellent news. |
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Post-Lupin
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Immanentizing the Eschaton
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Post by Post-Lupin on Dec 6, 2014 5:36:09 GMT -5
@patrickbatman It is no longer possible to post as a guest.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2014 2:43:35 GMT -5
Abradolph Lincler here, you may know me from reading stories about my dick, if you haven't seen those, you now know me as the guy that immediately started to talk about his dick.
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Post by The Prighlofone on Dec 10, 2014 9:19:48 GMT -5
Good to see you, dolphin/Lincoln hybrid!
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Post by The Tuck Pendleton Machine on Dec 10, 2014 11:40:30 GMT -5
Abradolph Lincler here, you may know me from reading stories about my dick, if you haven't seen those, you now know me as the guy that immediately started to talk about his dick. Nope. Never heard you talk about your dick before. We, however, talk about your dick on a regular basis. |
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