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Post by Meth Lab Shenanigans on Dec 7, 2015 22:29:39 GMT -5
This is probably my favorite Clickhole piece. It feels almost like it could be a movie, some insane bizarro version of The Social Network.
I thought to myself, “Wow! The Gift Gorilla himself! Right here at Facebook Headquarters!” so I led the two men straight to my laptop. They immediately grabbed it, jumped into their rowboat, and, cackling gleefully, they paddled the rowboat very slowly across the floor, down the hallway, and out of a 12th-floor window.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Dec 13, 2015 16:08:39 GMT -5
This is probably my favorite Clickhole piece. It feels almost like it could be a movie, some insane bizarro version of The Social Network.
I thought to myself, “Wow! The Gift Gorilla himself! Right here at Facebook Headquarters!” so I led the two men straight to my laptop. They immediately grabbed it, jumped into their rowboat, and, cackling gleefully, they paddled the rowboat very slowly across the floor, down the hallway, and out of a 12th-floor window. Oh my god. "Mark Zuckerberg: Imagine a world where there are toilets in the middle of the street, and when you need to drop a Fearsome Brown, you march out into the middle of the street where everyone can see you, and if you’re a man, you reveal your Sickly Pendulum, and if you’re a woman, you reveal your Wacky Mystery, and you just sit there on the street toilet and drop your shame into the outdoor bowl for all to see, and cars honk at you while you do your problem. This is the sort of open, connected world that Facebook is striving to create. I will not rest until this is the world we live in. My soul belongs to all of the Greek Gods and all of the Egyptian Gods. Amen." This is the best Christmas present anyone could ever give. Also "fearsome brown" is now a permanent fixture of my lexicon. |
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Post by Meth Lab Shenanigans on Dec 13, 2015 19:53:22 GMT -5
This is probably my favorite Clickhole piece. It feels almost like it could be a movie, some insane bizarro version of The Social Network.
I thought to myself, “Wow! The Gift Gorilla himself! Right here at Facebook Headquarters!” so I led the two men straight to my laptop. They immediately grabbed it, jumped into their rowboat, and, cackling gleefully, they paddled the rowboat very slowly across the floor, down the hallway, and out of a 12th-floor window. Oh my god. "Mark Zuckerberg: Imagine a world where there are toilets in the middle of the street, and when you need to drop a Fearsome Brown, you march out into the middle of the street where everyone can see you, and if you’re a man, you reveal your Sickly Pendulum, and if you’re a woman, you reveal your Wacky Mystery, and you just sit there on the street toilet and drop your shame into the outdoor bowl for all to see, and cars honk at you while you do your problem. This is the sort of open, connected world that Facebook is striving to create. I will not rest until this is the world we live in. My soul belongs to all of the Greek Gods and all of the Egyptian Gods. Amen." This is the best Christmas present anyone could ever give. Also "fearsome brown" is now a permanent fixture of my lexicon. Most comedy articles have at least a little bit of filler, but that one is just solid gold straight through. |
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Post by Ron Howard Voice on Jan 5, 2016 11:23:30 GMT -5
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Post by Meth Lab Shenanigans on Jan 15, 2016 15:16:21 GMT -5
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Post by LazBro on Mar 21, 2016 8:17:18 GMT -5
I was at a family birthday party on Saturday, not saying or doing much, so I tried to pass the time reading some TI. I clicked this link and laughed out loud, noticeably and embarrassingly, twice, and so I had to put it away. |
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Post by The Prighlofone on Mar 23, 2016 13:15:55 GMT -5
For anyone upset about the death of Phife Dawg, here's an article that's particularly for the hip-hop fans. I can only hope Phife got to see God's water-filled tummy. |
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