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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2015 16:49:54 GMT -5
guy who can cross any street without getting hit by a car, codename "Crosswalk"
girl who knows the major spoilers of every movie or tv show episode before it airs, codename "Foreshadow"
guy who can increase the temperature of anything by a small amount, codename "Luke Warm"
girl who can turn into a goat AND turn invisible at the same time, but not separately, codename "Escapegoat"
person who is simultaneously male and female until he/she gets naked, at which point he/she becomes either male or female, codename "Shrodinger's Dick"
guy who can make any human or animal fall asleep just by showing them slides from his trip to vero beach, codename "Bill Dozer"
girl who only needs 6 hours of sleep each night instead of 8, codename "Redeye"
guy whose fingers and toes all turn into giant swords (which he cannot lift), codename "Overkill"
guy who can see things with his butt, codename "Hindsight"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2015 17:20:56 GMT -5
--person who poops depleted uranium which they use to make bullets out of codename "Uranus"? |
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Sept 26, 2015 22:24:21 GMT -5
Girl who can speed read...but only technical manuals for Maytag dryers.
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Sept 26, 2015 22:30:46 GMT -5
Twins who can hear people's inner monologue, and are therefore terrified of everybody - Para and Noid
Person who can whistle "the brown note" but often does so absent-mindedly - SuddenSplat
Person who can psychically change all traffic signals to yellow - Cautionary
Person who can sense what the exact change will be, regardless of the transaction - Pennywise
Person who can sense everybody's exact weight - Poundcake
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Sept 26, 2015 22:51:39 GMT -5
Person who can sense what the exact change will be, regardless of the transaction - Pennywise I was totally going to suggest "person who always has exact change and grabs it effortlessly from their wallet". |
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Sept 26, 2015 23:01:48 GMT -5
Person who can sense what the exact change will be, regardless of the transaction - Pennywise I was totally going to suggest "person who always has exact change and grabs it effortlessly from their wallet". I kinda thought of something along those lines also, but couldn't get the wording to make sense in less than three or four lines. Nicely done. |
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Post by X the Anonymous Zeus or Odin on Sept 27, 2015 5:23:27 GMT -5
Someone who can sense all the plot holes and continuity errors in their own series, codename, The AV Club.
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on Sept 27, 2015 7:30:20 GMT -5
--person who can time-travel but only 1 second at a time and only into the future This one is always my first thought whenever something like this comes up. I'm pretty sure I stole it from somewhere else though because there's no way I would think of something that funny by myself. |
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Sept 27, 2015 13:30:44 GMT -5
Though to be clear I think Marshmallow would be a wonderful X-Man.
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Post by Tellyfier on Sept 28, 2015 3:34:43 GMT -5
-- Person who can sense if a movie is unnecessary bloody and violent. Codename Ryan Grossling
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Post by Prole Hole on Sept 28, 2015 14:43:51 GMT -5
Person who can defend even the lamest and most ropey of science fiction series - Codename: Delta Quadrant!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 8:15:37 GMT -5
Brett Ratner - Director
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Post by Generic Poster on Sept 29, 2015 10:35:12 GMT -5
Person whose left hand is dominant.
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Post by Prole Hole on Sept 30, 2015 7:56:50 GMT -5
Codename: Sinister, we can presume
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Sept 30, 2015 9:23:51 GMT -5
Codename: Sinister, we can presume What if it's their foot? |
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Post by Generic Poster on Sept 30, 2015 11:05:47 GMT -5
Codename: Sinister, we can presume What if it's their foot? Oh! How about El Zappatore - he remembers the name and track list (in order) of every Zappa album - even the bootlegs! |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2015 11:27:58 GMT -5
Oh! How about El Zappatore - he remembers the name and track list (in order) of every Zappa album - even the bootlegs! I never suspected that smoking weed might result in superpowers |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Oct 4, 2015 13:45:23 GMT -5
Person who can change the channel on the TV by blinking. Codename: Whoever That One Kid From X-Men 2 Was Whose Superpower Was The Ability To Change The Channel On The TV By Blinking
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Post by Smacks on Oct 6, 2015 9:06:20 GMT -5
--person who actually has a strong preference for Coke vs. Pepsi and who will get up and leave the restaurant if they have the wrong one I find this incredibly amusing when I imagine it in the context of a comedy sketch. Someone just having an irrationally over-the-top fit of anger over soda selection cracks me up. I mean I've seen the equivalent in my years as a server, but I can see this done in a comical way and it makes me laugh. |
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Post by Smacks on Oct 6, 2015 9:41:23 GMT -5
Guy who can make his pinkies into delicious gummi candy Do the pinkies then regenerate normal fingers? Are there a variety of flavors? I need to know more about this. |
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Post by Return of the Thin Olive Duke on Oct 6, 2015 20:04:49 GMT -5
Spazzler: Saving the world through the power of Dubstep.
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Oct 6, 2015 22:54:34 GMT -5
--person who actually has a strong preference for Coke vs. Pepsi and who will get up and leave the restaurant if they have the wrong one I wouldn't leave a restaurant for it, but I'll definitely refuse a soda if it's Pepsi. So gross. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2015 22:24:40 GMT -5
--person who can read any language perfectly but only understands English, so they have to travel with another person who can understand any spoken language but can't read (I wanna say these two are Brotherhood of Evil Mutants instead of X-Men) Speak and Spell |
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