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Post by The Thanksgiving Goblin. on Apr 24, 2016 18:35:52 GMT -5
guys beyonce did a thing called "lemonade" so now all your favourite websites are gonna drop mad thinkpieces on it. your mission is to come up with a thinkpiece on lemonade and present the title. the more inane and spurious the better.
the person who amuses me most will be granted a reprieve from my vicious shoutbox owns for a full week.
here's the type of thing i have in mind:
What Berniebros Can Learn From Lemonade.
Is Lemonade The Black Caitlyn Jenner Moment?
Lemonade Is The Spiritual Successor To Gogol.
get to it dweebs. i'll pick a winner on friday 29/4
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Post by Celebith on Apr 24, 2016 18:46:00 GMT -5
Pshaw! there aren't 29 months in 2016.
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Post by Invisible Goat on Apr 24, 2016 18:57:45 GMT -5
Why Lemonade Means the End of Black Lives Matter
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Post by dＬᵒ on Apr 24, 2016 19:39:45 GMT -5
Does The Poor Reception Of Lemonade Mean That HBO Has Lost The Youth Synergy?
Is The Runaway Success Of Beyonce’s Lemonade A Sign That Internet Movements Are Loosing Touch?
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Post by Ron Howard Voice on Apr 24, 2016 19:48:08 GMT -5
I think points should be awarded based on closeness to actual "Lemonade" thinkpiece headlines dated after you submit your silly headlines. So for example, if Slate actually publishes an article called "Is Lemonade The Black Caitlyn Jenner Moment?" then The Thanksgiving Goblin. wins. |
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Apr 24, 2016 19:53:38 GMT -5
"Lemonade" Ushers In The Fifth Wave of Feminism, And The Cultural Conversation Will Never Be The Same
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Post by The Thanksgiving Goblin. on Apr 24, 2016 21:08:57 GMT -5
I think points should be awarded based on closeness to actual "Lemonade" thinkpiece headlines dated after you submit your silly headlines. So for example, if Slate actually publishes an article called "Is Lemonade The Black Caitlyn Jenner Moment?" then The Thanksgiving Goblin. wins. I make the rules, son. |
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Post by Celebith on Apr 24, 2016 23:25:15 GMT -5
Will millennials drink Beyonce's lemonade?
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Post by Nudeviking on Apr 25, 2016 0:43:54 GMT -5
"Milk. Milk. Lemonade. 'Round the Corner History is Made"
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Post by Celebith on Apr 25, 2016 0:59:38 GMT -5
I think points should be awarded based on closeness to actual "Lemonade" thinkpiece headlines dated after you submit your silly headlines. So for example, if Slate actually publishes an article called "Is Lemonade The Black Caitlyn Jenner Moment?" then The Thanksgiving Goblin. wins. I make the rules, son. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2016 1:16:30 GMT -5
Ten Things The Cast of "Game of Thrones" Could Learn From Beyonce's Lemonade
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2016 2:16:44 GMT -5
"Hamilton was openly contemptuous of democracy, and argued that the people should have as little to do with running the government as possible, that government should arise from an aristocracy, so why did he get a fucking musical something something Lemonade"
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Post by Dellarigg on Apr 25, 2016 5:42:31 GMT -5
The Backlash Against The Lemonade Thinkpiece Competition Has Begun
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Post by Ben Grimm on Apr 25, 2016 6:56:38 GMT -5
10 Things You Missed in Lemonade (And You'll Never Believe Number 3)
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Post by oppy all along on Apr 25, 2016 7:01:20 GMT -5
Lemonade as an Attack on Masculinity
Lemonade Reaffirms Beyonce's Hatred of White Men
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Post by The Thanksgiving Goblin. on Apr 25, 2016 7:10:33 GMT -5
Lemonade Review: Rest Easy Mr Nelson, Mr Jones: Beyoncé ' s Got This.
Thank You Beyonce For The Soundtrack To The Urban Spelunking Youth I Never Had.
Sorry Liberals, Lemonade Changes Nothing.
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Post by GumTurkeyles on Apr 25, 2016 7:36:03 GMT -5
We love the new Lemonade album, and here's why you should, too.
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on Apr 25, 2016 7:51:08 GMT -5
Boycott, Divest, and Sanction: Why Lemonade is the Key to Israel's Apartheid State
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Post by Celebith on Apr 25, 2016 7:55:07 GMT -5
Race and America: Lemonade- The NEW Yellow Peril
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Post by Celebith on Apr 25, 2016 7:55:43 GMT -5
Writing Thinkpieces On Beyonce's "Lemonade": Can You Just NOT, White People?EDIT: I withdraw my entry from consideration on the grounds that Very Smart Brothas already wrote it.You shoulda kept it! |
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Post by haysoos on Apr 25, 2016 9:31:56 GMT -5
Knowles B, Z J. 2016. Decoupling semiotic parsing networks of intra-marital communication from the direct citrification of unactivated sucrose solution using S-conjugates and emerging online public oxygenation of contaminated laundry. American Journal of Fierceness. 62(11): 1981-2016.
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Post by Celebith on Apr 25, 2016 9:32:05 GMT -5
So Disrespectful - Bey dumps 'Lemonade' all over Prince's dead body. Sad!
That's not the headline - that's the whole 'think' piece, by one of America's smartest thinkers. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2016 10:52:53 GMT -5
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Post by Celebith on Apr 25, 2016 11:20:58 GMT -5
The Last Lemonade Thinkpiece You'll Ever Need To Read
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Post by The Thanksgiving Goblin. on Apr 25, 2016 12:12:52 GMT -5
Beyonce Isn't Hillary. She's Thatcher.
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Post by The Thanksgiving Goblin. on Apr 25, 2016 12:17:09 GMT -5
Lemonade Is The Best Thing To Happen For Women Since Arthur Chu's Thatcher Tweet.
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Post by Invisible Goat on Apr 25, 2016 13:08:50 GMT -5
Wait MPC, if you are the judge but are also entering, couldn't you just name your own the winner and continue your vicious Shoutbox owns?
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Post by Invisible Goat on Apr 25, 2016 13:16:04 GMT -5
What Tamir Rice Would Have Thought of Lemonade and Why It Matters
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Post by Jimmy James on Apr 25, 2016 14:34:58 GMT -5
"When Life Gave Her Lemons, Beyonce Made a Surprise Release Video Album!"
(Cracks knuckles, pushes rolly chair back from keyboard. You've done it again, Jimmy!)
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Apr 25, 2016 18:41:02 GMT -5
In Xanandu did Beyoncé
A stately Lemonade brew:
Where the sacred service Tidal ran,
Through cables measureless to man,
Down to the ears of me and you.
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