Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 3, 2017 20:36:59 GMT -5
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 4, 2017 12:18:16 GMT -5
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Post by Trurl on Mar 4, 2017 12:19:14 GMT -5
I just like the name "Moose Sex Corridor". There have been better headlines about it but this was just the other day.
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 4, 2017 16:22:03 GMT -5
Wait, Florida is being...reasonable?
"Florida Supreme Court Rules the Second Amendment Doesn’t Protect Open Carry"
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 4, 2017 21:48:57 GMT -5
Wait, Florida is being...reasonable? "Florida Supreme Court Rules the Second Amendment Doesn’t Protect Open Carry" *checks temperature in hell* |
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Post by Ben Grimm on Mar 4, 2017 22:02:26 GMT -5
Wait, Florida is being...reasonable? "Florida Supreme Court Rules the Second Amendment Doesn’t Protect Open Carry" There are still a fair number of pre-Jeb justices on the Supreme Court. It's why the GOP is trying to introduce term limits. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 9, 2017 20:42:47 GMT -5
"Tucker Carlson slams Paul Ryan for health care bill that will “send more money” to richest Americans
The Fox News host is "not a leftist" but even he sees the flaw in the new GOP bill that would repeal Obamacare"
I did not see that coming from the guy who married into the Swanson frozen dinner fortune.
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 9, 2017 23:19:57 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 9, 2017 23:34:34 GMT -5
When I saw that I thought I was reading an idea for the next season of Fargo. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 11, 2017 9:37:23 GMT -5
"Gunman Robs Florida Blood Bank, Tells Staff He’s Hungry"
So it turns out the guy robbed them of cash, but boy, that headline...
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Mar 11, 2017 10:18:09 GMT -5
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Post by Desert Dweller on Mar 11, 2017 21:41:30 GMT -5
Amusingly, an article about this was literally the last thing I read before I clicked open this thread. |
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Post by dＬᵒ on Mar 12, 2017 10:36:17 GMT -5
Amusingly, an article about this was literally the last thing I read before I clicked open this thread. I saw a documentary about this. I think it was called Princess Mononoke |
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 13, 2017 8:57:26 GMT -5
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 15, 2017 12:52:07 GMT -5
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Post by WKRP Jimmy Drop on Mar 15, 2017 14:22:44 GMT -5
I just like the name "Moose Sex Corridor". There have been better headlines about it but this was just the other day.  |
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Post by Trurl on Mar 15, 2017 14:29:30 GMT -5
The reason I like the goldfish one is that "troubled" is the go-to headline adjective for violent teens, and I picture the goldfish being in and out of juvie and falling in with gangs.
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 16, 2017 9:00:53 GMT -5
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Post by Trurl on Mar 16, 2017 9:27:09 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 17, 2017 19:23:14 GMT -5
"Brazilian Goalie Who Fed His Lover to His Dogs Is Now Free, Signed to a Team, and Wants Custody of Their Child"
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Post by Dr. Rumak on Mar 20, 2017 16:47:48 GMT -5
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 21, 2017 11:53:23 GMT -5
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Mar 23, 2017 19:31:05 GMT -5
"Brazilian Goalie Who Fed His Lover to His Dogs Is Now Free, Signed to a Team, and Wants Custody of Their Child" I came to this thread to post a variant of that: “Footballer who had pregnant girlfriend fed to dogs: Get over my ‘one mistake’” |
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 23, 2017 20:06:23 GMT -5
"Brazilian Goalie Who Fed His Lover to His Dogs Is Now Free, Signed to a Team, and Wants Custody of Their Child" I came to this thread to post a variant of that: “Footballer who had pregnant girlfriend fed to dogs: Get over my ‘one mistake’” Holy shit, I had no idea she was pregnant, also for some reason initially assumed "his lover" meant it was a gay couple. No idea why I jumped to that conclusion, but I was surprised to see the reveal his lover was a she. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 25, 2017 10:06:18 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 26, 2017 11:49:00 GMT -5
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Post by Desert Dweller on Mar 29, 2017 23:51:58 GMT -5
It's almost clickbait, but not quite.... An Indonesian man disappeared. Villagers found his body inside a 23-foot-long pythonUm..... whaaaaaat? (There's video in that link.) So, this 23 ft python was just hanging around near their village? And no one noticed or cared? Until it ATE this dude? Literally, this snake ate a 25 year old man. Well, it swallowed the man. Didn't get around to eating him, but still... Whaaaaaaat? |
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Trurl
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Post by Trurl on Mar 30, 2017 8:50:56 GMT -5
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Post by HipsterDBag on Mar 30, 2017 21:43:14 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 31, 2017 2:14:07 GMT -5
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