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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 11:43:22 GMT -5
Two lead singers of seminal nineties bands. Both the same age. Both, uh, British.   Thom Yorke Damon Albarn |
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Post by Nudeviking on Mar 10, 2017 11:49:04 GMT -5
Thom Yorke looks like the Cryptkeeper in that picture Sure..."looks like." Tell me, you ever see Thom Yorke and the Cryptkeeper together? |
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Post by Dellarigg on Mar 10, 2017 13:15:38 GMT -5
Thom Yorke would beat himself up before even getting into the ring.
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Post by Ben Grimm on Mar 10, 2017 13:19:07 GMT -5
Damon Albarn has an entire cartoon army backing him up.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 10, 2017 15:38:53 GMT -5
Albarn also has an unlimited supply of iPads to use as blunt objects. Thom Yorke has ten million covers of "Creep," which is far more abstract and less useful in a scuffle. Point: Blurillaz
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Post by Celebith on Mar 10, 2017 17:01:05 GMT -5
Albarn would win the initial fight, but become infected with whatever it is that York has and they will both die slow, horrible deaths. Hodor.
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Post by monodrone on Mar 10, 2017 17:56:21 GMT -5
Thom Yorke exists in a shadow plane that Albarn simply cannot interact with and as such only Yorke can win.
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Post by ayatollahcm on Mar 10, 2017 18:00:41 GMT -5
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Post by monodrone on Mar 10, 2017 18:02:39 GMT -5
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 10, 2017 19:23:05 GMT -5
Next test: that of physical build.  Back is pretty straight, though he could be being propped up by an unseen group of house elves let's assume he's standing under his own power. One hand is holding a nice hefty piece of gear, not bad, and his arm isn't too ripply so we'll assume he is under no strain when holding it (though it appears to be strapped to his hand). Bonus awareness and willpower points awarded by appearing to both play and sing at the same time. Nice one, Thom!  Look at this mess. Paunch distended, inattentive, and having to be held up by not one, but two other men! Your strength and career are a farce, Albarn. No wonder you retreated to the world of animation. Point: Thom Yorke Overall Score: 1 - 1 |
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Mar 12, 2017 18:55:09 GMT -5
Thom Yorke looks like the Cryptkeeper in that picture Sure..."looks like." Tell me, you ever see Thom Yorke and the Cryptkeeper together? There is a serious lack of awful punnery in Radiohead lyrics. |
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Post by Ben Grimm on Mar 12, 2017 19:19:30 GMT -5
Sure..."looks like." Tell me, you ever see Thom Yorke and the Cryptkeeper together? There is a serious lack of awful punnery in Radiohead lyrics. On the other hand, he does have that song that goes: I'm a crypt Keeper weirdo |
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Post by moimoi on Jul 12, 2017 22:24:29 GMT -5
Must have been traveling, but I am determined to contribute something to this important discussion: exhibit A: Damon Albarn in his prime  Exhibit B: Jarvis Cocker in his prime  The third member of my dorm room triptych, much as I used to love him, probably hasn't set foot on the pitch since primary school and his current dad bod inspires no confidence. |
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Post by Dellarigg on Jul 13, 2017 6:42:17 GMT -5
Must have been traveling, but I am determined to contribute something to this important discussion: exhibit A: Damon Albarn in his prime Exhibit B: Jarvis Cocker in his prime The third member of my dorm room triptych, much as I used to love him, probably hasn't set foot on the pitch since primary school and his current dad bod inspires no confidence. Upvoted for 'primary school' - that's some deep UK knowledge, I tell you whut. Of course, peak-fitness James Dean Bradfield from the Manics would hand both of them their arses. Working class Welsh, too - don't fuck with that.  |
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