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Post by The Most Popular Commenter on Jul 15, 2017 22:29:26 GMT -5
we should kidnap Fiona the hippo
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Post by ayatollahcm on Jul 15, 2017 22:48:19 GMT -5
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Post by Desert Dweller on Jul 15, 2017 22:59:42 GMT -5
While she is only 6 months old, she also weighs over 350 pounds. And she is getting larger. Pretty soon she'll be big enough to eat me.
Also, I think my apartment management would frown upon me using the pool as a hippo habitat.
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Post by Celebith on Jul 16, 2017 1:17:54 GMT -5
While she is only 6 months old, she also weighs over 350 pounds. And she is getting larger. Pretty soon she'll be big enough to eat me. Also, I think my apartment management would frown upon me using the pool as a hippo habitat. We'll just have to split her up and each carry a piece. |
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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Jul 16, 2017 19:55:29 GMT -5
What would we need to get to feed her? I understand hippos get hungry, hungry!
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Post by Celebith on Jul 17, 2017 1:37:12 GMT -5
What would we need to get to feed her? I understand hippos get hungry, hungry!  |
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Post by Not a real doctor on Jul 17, 2017 20:07:24 GMT -5
If anyone hurts that goddamn hippo I swear on my father's grave that I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish
Not that I'm, uh, a native Cincinnatian and this hippo is the closest thing we'll ever have to a Lil Sebastian *shifty eyes*
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Post by The Most Popular Commenter on Jul 20, 2017 20:03:58 GMT -5
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Jul 20, 2017 23:20:12 GMT -5
HIPPOS CAN’T USE OR UNDERSTAND LANGUAGE GOODNIGHT
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Post by Lord Lucan on Jul 21, 2017 20:52:18 GMT -5
We already have our own delightful Hippo! |
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Jul 21, 2017 21:31:34 GMT -5
Hippo IS CLEARLY A SLOTH DOESN’T APPLY TO HER
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Post by Hippo on Jul 21, 2017 23:38:56 GMT -5
It’s true, I’m still not a hippo, just named Hippo.
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Post by Trurl on Jul 24, 2017 10:31:00 GMT -5
Did Steve tell you that perchance?
Steve...
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Post by idiotking on Aug 20, 2017 11:57:47 GMT -5
We already have our own delightful Hippo ! Well, we have our own Hippo, anyways. |
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Post by Hippo on Aug 20, 2017 12:58:01 GMT -5
We already have our own delightful Hippo ! Well, we have our own Hippo, anyways. I am not delightful? |
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Post by Lord Lucan on Aug 20, 2017 13:15:20 GMT -5
Well, we have our own Hippo, anyways. I am not delightful? Of course! |
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Post by idiotking on Aug 20, 2017 14:00:28 GMT -5
Well, we have our own Hippo, anyways. I am not delightful? No. If you were delightful, you would have phrased that as, "Am I not delightful?" and perhaps used a Russell Crowe GIF. |
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Post by Hippo on Aug 20, 2017 14:08:09 GMT -5
No. If you were delightful, you would have phrased that as, "Am I not delightful?" and perhaps used a Russell Crowe GIF. I feel very hurt by this. |
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Post by Lord Lucan on Aug 20, 2017 14:30:48 GMT -5
No. If you were delightful, you would have phrased that as, "Am I not delightful?" and perhaps used a Russell Crowe GIF. You're confusing the delightful with the foolish and banal. |
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