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Post by The Sensational She-Hulk on Oct 10, 2017 20:36:07 GMT -5
I never heard of dried beef. What do you do with it? I ate it on sandwiches a lot as a kid, treated it like any other deli meat. You can use it like you would chipped beef and make a super salty, gross-looking but delicious gravy and served on toast. Or a dip for parties (like French onion, but with chopped up dried beef). Those are the most common uses I've seen. My favorite way of eating it as a kid (and now) - and I specifically requested this for my First Communion party - was to mix cream cheese with a shitload of horseradish and a bit of Worcestershire and Tabasco, then put a dollop on the end of a piece of dried beef and rolling it up. Secure it with a toothpick and you have yourself a snack!
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Post by Il sole sotto la terra on Oct 11, 2017 8:58:05 GMT -5
Lebanon bologna and scrapple are both great, but I never had either one until I was well into my 20s.
The meal I couldn't stand as a kid was fried chicken livers, which were always served with Chinese hot mustard.
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Post by The Sensational She-Hulk on Oct 11, 2017 9:40:20 GMT -5
Lebanon bologna and scrapple are both great, but I never had either one until I was well into my 20s. The meal I couldn't stand as a kid was fried chicken livers, which were always served with Chinese hot mustard. I love Lebanon bologna and scrapple too, because apparently if it's made from lips n' assholes, I need it in my mouth hole immediately. Chicken livers are so good, but they have such a distinctive flavor that I can completely understand why people don't like them.
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Post by Floyd D Barber on Oct 11, 2017 10:51:46 GMT -5
My grandparents used to feed me squirrel, rabbit, dove, quail, sometimes with a piece or two of number seven shot still in them, but they were always pretty good. They had a jersey cow for a few years and made fresh churned jersey butter. I think I would eat a dish rag if it was soaked in fresh melted jersey butter. My dad would eat cow brains, pig's feet, and cow tongue. I could never bring myself to try the pigs feet. Just the sound they made when he would spoon them out of that gelatin....*shudder*...I tried the tongue and brains, and while they didn't taste bad, I just couldn't enjoy them. Of course, as I got older, and I would sit at the table after a long Saturday night, trying not to puke while he ate a fried brain sandwich, dad would mention that I didn't seem to mind frying my own brains once in a while, hahaha. I've told this story before, but I think it bears reference here: I once overheard two coworkers loudly arguing over the joys of brains vs tongue. Finally, one of them asks "So, you're telling me you would rather eat the part of the cow that licks it's own asshole than the part that thinks about it?" A couple of years ago, one of my neighbors had me work on their satellite system. They were older folks, and my mom had been pretty good friends with the lady, so I didn't charge them. Since I wouldn't take any money that day, she gave me a big bowl of tongue and noodles. She explained how she prepared the tongue to make it taste more like roast beef (or something) for a fraction of the price. When I tried it, I had to admit it was pretty good, and didn't seem to have that weird texture that always grossed me out. I remember she said she would peel off the outer layer with the taste buds...*gak...cough*... I still can't deal with liver. GF loves liver and onions, and I've known people who swore by fried chicken livers. I'll pass. One sort of gross thing I always liked was when mom would make chicken and noodles, I used to ask for the boiled chicken heart. Mmmm, tasty. I like a slice of baloney once in a while, and baloney sandwiches were a staple when I was a kid. I have seen people stack slices of baloney, pour ketchup over them, and eat them like pancakes. I can put up with that, even though everybody knows baloney needs mayo, or maybe even mustard. The thing that horrifies me is pan fried baloney. Why, just why?
Edit: I just remembered the time my cousin got a job as a meat cutter in a local grocery store. He tells me "I learned how to cook a kidney today. You boil the piss out of it!"
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Post by Lt. Broccoli on Oct 11, 2017 20:18:03 GMT -5
...can cows lick their own asshole? They're not very compact.
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Post by Floyd D Barber on Oct 12, 2017 11:50:22 GMT -5
...can cows lick their own asshole? They're not very compact. I don't really think so, but the reaction of the guy he said it to was priceless. The fellow that came up with that comment never let facts cloud his opinions, anyhow. I heard him get into some pretty heated discussions over the weirdest shit sometimes, and when he was losing an argument, his other go-to ending remark was usually "Oh, yeah, well I'll burn down your house." Strange dude, he was.
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Post by Trurl on Oct 12, 2017 12:27:02 GMT -5
My grandparents used to feed me squirrel, rabbit, dove, quail, sometimes with a piece or two of number seven shot still in them, but they were always pretty good. They had a jersey cow for a few years and made fresh churned jersey butter. I think I would eat a dish rag if it was soaked in fresh melted jersey butter. My dad would eat cow brains, pig's feet, and cow tongue. I could never bring myself to try the pigs feet. Just the sound they made when he would spoon them out of that gelatin.... *shudder*...I tried the tongue and brains, and while they didn't taste bad, I just couldn't enjoy them. Of course, as I got older, and I would sit at the table after a long Saturday night, trying not to puke while he ate a fried brain sandwich, dad would mention that I didn't seem to mind frying my own brains once in a while, hahaha. I've told this story before, but I think it bears reference here: I once overheard two coworkers loudly arguing over the joys of brains vs tongue. Finally, one of them asks "So, you're telling me you would rather eat the part of the cow that licks it's own asshole than the part that thinks about it?" A couple of years ago, one of my neighbors had me work on their satellite system. They were older folks, and my mom had been pretty good friends with the lady, so I didn't charge them. Since I wouldn't take any money that day, she gave me a big bowl of tongue and noodles. She explained how she prepared the tongue to make it taste more like roast beef (or something) for a fraction of the price. When I tried it, I had to admit it was pretty good, and didn't seem to have that weird texture that always grossed me out. I remember she said she would peel off the outer layer with the taste buds...* gak...cough*... I still can't deal with liver. GF loves liver and onions, and I've known people who swore by fried chicken livers. I'll pass. One sort of gross thing I always liked was when mom would make chicken and noodles, I used to ask for the boiled chicken heart. Mmmm, tasty. I like a slice of baloney once in a while, and baloney sandwiches were a staple when I was a kid. I have seen people stack slices of baloney, pour ketchup over them, and eat them like pancakes. I can put up with that, even though everybody knows baloney needs mayo, or maybe even mustard. The thing that horrifies me is pan fried baloney. Why, just why? Edit: I just remembered the time my cousin got a job as a meat cutter in a local grocery store. He tells me "I learned how to cook a kidney today. You boil the piss out of it!" Yeah, peeling the tongue. It's like removing a condom that's been glued to a roast. Also, nothing for me is more disappointing than prepping a turkey for roasting and finding they didn't put a heart in the giblet bag. In these parts fried baloney is called "Newfie steak". I had some a couple months back, first time since I was a teenager. It's not bad. About the same level as fried Spam.
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Post by Trurl on Oct 12, 2017 12:29:09 GMT -5
...can cows lick their own asshole? They're not very compact. I don't really think so, but the reaction of the guy he said it to was priceless. The fellow that came up with that comment never let facts cloud his opinions, anyhow. I heard him get into some pretty heated discussions over the weirdest shit sometimes, and when he was losing an argument, his other go-to ending remark was usually "Oh, yeah, well I'll burn down your house." Strange dude, he was. I have seen cows licking their own butts - these would be Holsteins, but maybe dairy cattle are more flexible than beef cattle.
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Oct 16, 2017 21:10:42 GMT -5
Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup fresh outta the can, unheated. My Mom once threw a can of it at my head in anger that I had eaten one she was saving for some casserole.
My Dad fucking LOVED Franks N Beans (which my brother always called Dicks N Farts). I always thought it was a massive waste of franks and bacon made needlessly soggy.
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Post by Wallet Inspector on Oct 17, 2017 10:04:55 GMT -5
It's not a gross food because it's absolutely delicious, but I was shocked and aghast when an ex who didn't grow up in the midwest had no idea what I was referring to when I mentioned enjoying 'puppy chow' around Halloween.
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Post by Pedantic Editor Type on Oct 17, 2017 10:10:37 GMT -5
It's not a gross food because it's absolutely delicious, but I was shocked and aghast when an ex who didn't grow up in the midwest had no idea what I was referring to when I mentioned enjoying 'puppy chow' around Halloween. Aw, puppy chow was a favorite of me and my cousins when we were at grandma's back in the day! It's so good!
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Post by Smacks on Oct 17, 2017 12:31:43 GMT -5
Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup fresh outta the can, unheated. My Mom once threw a can of it at my head in anger that I had eaten one she was saving for some casserole. My Dad fucking LOVED Franks N Beans (which my brother always called Dicks N Farts). I always thought it was a massive waste of franks and bacon made needlessly soggy. Ah those Campbell's 'Cream of' soups were a favorite of mine growing up. I believe they were mainly meant to be a recipe ingredient, but as a kid I would dump that soup loaf in a pan, add a canful of milk and heat til (mostly) non-lumpy. I even liked the cream of onion, and cream of asparagus. Now I shudder when I think of those gross lumps that would never fully dissolve and the unidentifiable veggie chunks floating within. I guess I'm kind of a food snob now, cause I will automatically discount any recipe that uses canned soup as an ingredient.
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Post by Trurl on Oct 17, 2017 19:51:14 GMT -5
Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup fresh outta the can, unheated. My Mom once threw a can of it at my head in anger that I had eaten one she was saving for some casserole. My Dad fucking LOVED Franks N Beans (which my brother always called Dicks N Farts). I always thought it was a massive waste of franks and bacon made needlessly soggy. Ah those Campbell's 'Cream of' soups were a favorite of mine growing up. I believe they were mainly meant to be a recipe ingredient, but as a kid I would dump that soup loaf in a pan, add a canful of milk and heat til (mostly) non-lumpy. I even liked the cream of onion, and cream of asparagus. Now I shudder when I think of those gross lumps that would never fully dissolve and the unidentifiable veggie chunks floating within. I guess I'm kind of a food snob now, cause I will automatically discount any recipe that uses canned soup as an ingredient. Well, *you're* not getting invited over for my famed "Hamburger Slop", which looks like cat vomit but tastes like...well, it tastes like browned hamburger and Cream of Mushroom Soup.
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Post by Pedantic Editor Type on Oct 18, 2017 8:38:55 GMT -5
Nobody's mentioned fried brains, which are a thing in southern Indiana (I guess none of y'all are from southern Indiana)... apparently formerly popular in St. Louis but now it's mostly the Evansville area. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried-brain_sandwich) Also, Trurl, we used to eat a kind of ghetto stroganoff which my mom called Hamburger Gravy and Rice, and yeah, it was basically hamburger meat, onion and cream of Whatever over rice. Salty as hell and I loved it as a kid.
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Post by Trurl on Oct 18, 2017 8:50:45 GMT -5
Nobody's mentioned fried brains, which are a thing in southern Indiana (I guess none of y'all are from southern Indiana)... apparently formerly popular in St. Louis but now it's mostly the Evansville area. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried-brain_sandwich) Also, Trurl , we used to eat a kind of ghetto stroganoff which my mom called Hamburger Gravy and Rice, and yeah, it was basically hamburger meat, onion and cream of Whatever over rice. Salty as hell and I loved it as a kid. I still make it on occasion. The secret, I've found, is to use a lot of worcestershire sauce
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Post by Floyd D Barber on Oct 18, 2017 11:04:56 GMT -5
Nobody's mentioned fried brains, which are a thing in southern Indiana (I guess none of y'all are from southern Indiana)... apparently formerly popular in St. Louis but now it's mostly the Evansville area. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried-brain_sandwich) Also, Trurl , we used to eat a kind of ghetto stroganoff which my mom called Hamburger Gravy and Rice, and yeah, it was basically hamburger meat, onion and cream of Whatever over rice. Salty as hell and I loved it as a kid. I remember, as a kid, hearing about, and then finally seeing, the notorious "Brains 25 cents" sign in St Louis. Brains and donuts (or more correctly, do-nuts). Sure, why the hell not?
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Post by Trurl on Oct 18, 2017 21:10:18 GMT -5
Oh, and salt foods - salt cod, salt pork, salt beef. Because I was an 18th century sailor growing up, apparently.
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Post by Gumbercules on Oct 19, 2017 6:16:25 GMT -5
Oh, and salt foods - salt cod, salt pork, salt beef. Because I was an 18th century sailor growing up, apparently. The scurvy and syphilis kind of clued us in.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 19, 2017 9:38:09 GMT -5
I'm told that as I child I loved blood sausage (until I was old enough to understand the name). Considering what it looks like, and more importantly what it smells like as it's being cooked, I find this hard to believe.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 19, 2017 9:41:14 GMT -5
It's not a gross food because it's absolutely delicious, but I was shocked and aghast when an ex who didn't grow up in the midwest had no idea what I was referring to when I mentioned enjoying 'puppy chow' around Halloween. I didn't know what puppy chow was until the last year or so when I saw a recipe for it pop up on my Flipboard recipe feed. I haven't had the chance to make/taste it, but it's on my food bucket list now. In that I'd like to eat a bucket of it.
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Post by Wallet Inspector on Oct 19, 2017 10:06:43 GMT -5
It's not a gross food because it's absolutely delicious, but I was shocked and aghast when an ex who didn't grow up in the midwest had no idea what I was referring to when I mentioned enjoying 'puppy chow' around Halloween. I didn't know what puppy chow was until the last year or so when I saw a recipe for it pop up on my Flipboard recipe feed. I haven't had the chance to make/taste it, but it's on my food bucket list now. In that I'd like to eat a bucket of it. It's so good. It also helps that it tastes like my childhood.
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Post by Wallet Inspector on Oct 19, 2017 10:11:13 GMT -5
I didn't know what puppy chow was until the last year or so when I saw a recipe for it pop up on my Flipboard recipe feed. I haven't had the chance to make/taste it, but it's on my food bucket list now. In that I'd like to eat a bucket of it. It's so good. It also helps that it tastes like my childhood. Although I have noticed in recent years stores around KC selling what should be rightfully known as puppy chow as "human chow." Putting aside the sacrilege that puppy chow should always be homemade, I have to surmise that a substantial amount of people must have assumed it to be actual dog food.
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Post by LazBro on Oct 19, 2017 10:14:09 GMT -5
I associate puppy chow with summer camping trips, because my mom would always make a huge batch to take every summer for our annual camping trips with old friends. I hated camping then, and hate it now, but that wasn't the puppy chow's fault. Puppy chow is delicious.
Though sure enough, I haven't had any since the last camping trip I went on, which would have been late 90's probably.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 19, 2017 10:37:05 GMT -5
I didn't know what puppy chow was until the last year or so when I saw a recipe for it pop up on my Flipboard recipe feed. I haven't had the chance to make/taste it, but it's on my food bucket list now. In that I'd like to eat a bucket of it. It's so good. It also helps that it tastes like my childhood. Is there a standard recipe, or is it endlessly customizable? I've seen various versions, including one with (bestill my heart) Reeses mini peanut butter cups in it, but not sure if those are considered sacrilegious.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 19, 2017 10:38:29 GMT -5
It's so good. It also helps that it tastes like my childhood. Although I have noticed in recent years stores around KC selling what should be rightfully known as puppy chow as "human chow." Putting aside the sacrilege that puppy chow should always be homemade, I have to surmise that a substantial amount of people must have assumed it to be actual dog food. I've also seen recipes refer to it as "Monkey Munch". But never "Human Munch".
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Post by LazBro on Oct 19, 2017 11:46:31 GMT -5
Although I have noticed in recent years stores around KC selling what should be rightfully known as puppy chow as "human chow." Putting aside the sacrilege that puppy chow should always be homemade, I have to surmise that a substantial amount of people must have assumed it to be actual dog food. I've also seen recipes refer to it as "Monkey Munch". But never "Human Munch". Now I want there to be a Beavis and Butthead themed mix called "Butt Munch."
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Post by Wallet Inspector on Oct 19, 2017 11:50:47 GMT -5
It's so good. It also helps that it tastes like my childhood. Is there a standard recipe, or is it endlessly customizable? I've seen various versions, including one with (bestill my heart) Reeses mini peanut butter cups in it, but not sure if those are considered sacrilegious. I don't see too many variations, but I don't know if there's a STANDARD recipe. Haven't seen a peanut butter cup version, but I'd be into it!
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Post by DangOlJimmyITellYouWhat on Oct 19, 2017 12:28:40 GMT -5
Although I have noticed in recent years stores around KC selling what should be rightfully known as puppy chow as "human chow." Putting aside the sacrilege that puppy chow should always be homemade, I have to surmise that a substantial amount of people must have assumed it to be actual dog food. I've also seen recipes refer to it as "Monkey Munch". But never "Human Munch". I never heard it called "puppy chow" til three-four years ago. It was always just "chex mix", no matter what was in it.
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Post by Ben Grimm on Oct 19, 2017 12:33:07 GMT -5
I'm told that as I child I loved blood sausage (until I was old enough to understand the name). Considering what it looks like, and more importantly what it smells like as it's being cooked, I find this hard to believe. Having had it relatively recently (there's an Argentinian steakhouse we go to in Orlando that has it), I quite like it, and my wife loves it.
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Post by Pastafarian on Oct 19, 2017 12:35:39 GMT -5
I'm told that as I child I loved blood sausage (until I was old enough to understand the name). Considering what it looks like, and more importantly what it smells like as it's being cooked, I find this hard to believe. Having had it relatively recently (there's an Argentinian steakhouse we go to in Orlando that has it), I quite like it, and my wife loves it. I think as a kid the word "blood" in the title freaked me out, and I'm just holding on to residual revulsion. Though I do remember that smell being not too pleasant. I'd be willing to at least try it if it were available, I'm not going out of my way though.
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