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Post by Floyd Diabolical Barber on Feb 4, 2018 21:51:14 GMT -5
Guess the one line pitch some executive made for your favorite TV show or movie.
My suggestions:
Don't Trust the Bitch in Apartment 23: "Holly Golightly's Roommate"
Riverdale: "Twin Peaks High School"
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Post by oppy all along on Feb 4, 2018 21:55:53 GMT -5
Parks and Recreation: "What if we combined West Wing with The Office"
Steven Universe: "What about a happy cartoon that repeatedly makes you cry"
Person of Interest: "Wouldn't it be hilarious if, get this, the government was spying on everyone? Pfft, like that would ever happen."
The Good Place: "What if we took a first year moral philosophy course and made it funny and endearing?"
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Leverage: "Everyone hates rich people right? Let's get some criminals (but funny criminals, not the bad criminals) to rob them."
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Feb 4, 2018 23:12:49 GMT -5
It's hard to be very effective when you only have one pitch, but, OK, I'll do my best:
Eastbound & Down: "Two-seam fastball"
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 5, 2018 5:46:26 GMT -5
Lost: "Sorry, what was the point of that again?"
The Gifted: "What if interesting super-powers were largely ignored for long-winded family arguments?"
Star Trek: Discovery: "What if Dark Matter, but Star Trek?"
Lucifer: "Crime fighting devil, it all makes sense, don't overthink it" (admittedly not mine, but in fact by Tom Ellis)
Inhumans: "Ha ha ha ha ha. No"
Mr Robot: "?"
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Post by MrsLangdonAlger on Feb 6, 2018 19:37:59 GMT -5
Penny Dreadful: We can combine grand Guignol horror and deep, heartwrenching character work, right?
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Feb 6, 2018 19:49:21 GMT -5
Star Trek: Discovery: "What if Dark Matter, but Star Trek?" Dark Matter: "What if Star Trek, but Canada?" |
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 7, 2018 4:54:07 GMT -5
Quantum Leap: "White Liberal Guilt - The Series"
Modern Family: "That 2000's Show"
Game Of Thrones: "T&A Q&A"
The X-Files: "One incredibly talented actor and David Duchovny go searching for a plot, both conspiritoral and scripted"
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2018 10:16:15 GMT -5
Star Trek: Discovery: "What if Dark Matter, but Star Trek?" Dark Matter: "What if Star Trek, but Canada?" I am LOLing at both of these! The Flash: What if "The Fastest Man on Earth" was constantly running into people faster than him, couldn't dodge gunshots from people with normal speed, and he's also a goddamn idiot? |
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 8, 2018 6:39:16 GMT -5
Fox News: What if Leni Riefenstahl was right?
The Crown: What if the monarchy, but EastEnders?
Arrow: Muscular man shirtlessly solves crime problem by repeatedly making the same mistakes, both contemporaneously and in flashback, for six goddamned seasons
Fresh Off The Boat: What if Modern Family, but ethnic?
Blackish: What if Modern Family, but ethnic?
The Real O'Neals: What if Modern Family, but gay?
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Post by MarkInTexas on Feb 14, 2018 18:06:26 GMT -5
The Big Bang Theory: Let's give a character the worst qualities of Frasier Crane and Ross Geller, and build a sitcom around him!
Two and a Half Men: Sex jokes and pre-teens!
House of Cards: I'm pretty sure Kevin Spacey can play heterosexual and Southern. We know he can play perverted.
The King of Queens/Still Standing/According to Jim: What if we pair a fat guy with a hot wife?
Kevin Can Wait: What if we pair a fat guy with a hot wife--and then kill her off?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2018 20:46:44 GMT -5
Friday Night Lights: What if football but with crying.
Waco: What if friday night lights but with cults.
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Post by Prole Hole on Feb 17, 2018 9:47:09 GMT -5
Friday Night Lights: What if football but with crying. Waco: What if friday night lights but with cults. Cult: What if we made a really shitty show about a cult, which also had a shitty show about a cult in it? |
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