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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2018 17:23:32 GMT -5
"Mount Eerie Reflects on Lil Peep"
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 15, 2018 9:36:01 GMT -5
"I’m Married To A Psychic Medium. This Is What It’s Like."
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Gender (additional): mostly snacks
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 15, 2018 19:58:09 GMT -5
"Nintendo Has Revealed Luigi's Penis"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2018 13:06:21 GMT -5
"Nintendo Has Revealed Luigi's Penis" Au contraire. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 16, 2018 19:18:16 GMT -5
"O.J. Simpson Criticizes Colin Kaepernick, Calls Trump 'a Fun Guy' "
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Post by Post-St. Patty's Day Bloat on Mar 17, 2018 13:52:13 GMT -5
"[insert anything here]"
By Clayton Purdom
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2018 21:56:55 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 19, 2018 8:02:16 GMT -5
I thought to myself, "That has to be fake, right?" So I looked at the NY Evening News. It's like a bonanza of headlines I don't want to click over there. "Poisoned Russian Spy Was About To Prove MI6 Fabricated Trump Dossier" "Matt Damon Is Leaving America To Protect His Family From President Trump" "Arizona Man Sells His $6.5m Ranch Because Of Repeated Alien Attacks" "Rothschild Publication Predicted The New World Order Will Be In Place By 2018" "The man who says he hasn’t eaten or drunk since World War Two!" "4-year-old Indonesian boy claims to have laid 20 eggs since 2015, hospital suspects eggs were deliberately inserted" |
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 24, 2018 22:31:17 GMT -5
"Jay Leno Reworks Old Proverbs, Zings Donald Trump In The Process"
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Mar 26, 2018 11:20:58 GMT -5
Any of the headlines I’ve seen about Ben Affleck’s back tattoo
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Post by nowimnothing on Mar 28, 2018 9:16:44 GMT -5
"Poll: Voters think Biden would win in fist fight against Trump"
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 2, 2018 17:47:23 GMT -5
"Georgia woman found half-decomposed, crawling with maggots - and still alive, police say."
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Post by Ben Grimm on Apr 3, 2018 13:48:12 GMT -5
"Georgia woman found half-decomposed, crawling with maggots - and still alive, police say." We need "Headlines I don't want to read to begin with, let alone click on." |
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 6, 2018 8:40:38 GMT -5
"I’m A Liberal Feminist And Next Month I’m Marrying a Trump Voter"
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Post by Ben Grimm on Apr 6, 2018 10:01:16 GMT -5
"I’m A Liberal Feminist And Next Month I’m Marrying a Trump Voter" In 2021, by the same author: "Why I'm Divorcing My Terrible Husband" |
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Post by Desert Dweller on Apr 8, 2018 4:09:02 GMT -5
"I’m A Liberal Feminist And Next Month I’m Marrying a Trump Voter" I read it. He voted for Trump because he "liked his economic policies better". Woman thought this was insane, apparently realized that the guy just didn't understand economics. And she's okay with all this because she's white. So, it's somehow worse than I thought it would be. |
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Crash Test Dumbass
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ffc what now
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Apr 8, 2018 9:15:22 GMT -5
"60-year-old pushes mobile charger down his penis because it was 'itchy'"
It's a lot harder to type this from a fetal position than you might think.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 8, 2018 19:15:56 GMT -5
"60-year-old pushes mobile charger down his penis because it was 'itchy'" It's a lot harder to type this from a fetal position than you might think. After the maggots one I posted, I guess I deserved that. I'm going to curl back into a ball now. |
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 10, 2018 12:57:53 GMT -5
"The One Thing Kate Hudson Can’t Live Without In The Morning
(The actress and Fabletics co-founder is obsessed with her snooze button.)"
Oh fuck you.
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Post by Post-St. Patty's Day Bloat on Apr 12, 2018 19:26:32 GMT -5
"Georgia woman found half-decomposed, crawling with maggots - and still alive, police say." I sure miss Lucio Fulci. |
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Post by Albert Fish Taco on Apr 13, 2018 14:16:54 GMT -5
"Nintendo Has Revealed Luigi's Penis" He calls it his "Trouser Bowser" |
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 15, 2018 9:08:19 GMT -5
"We’re Sugar Babies. This Is What It’s Like."
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 25, 2018 8:45:04 GMT -5
L’IL TRUMPS
Watch Out Alec Baldwin, These Kids’ Trump Impressions Are So On Point
Nope nope nope! Not even a little, I wish I hadn't even seen the picture that went along with it.
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Post by Desert Dweller on Apr 28, 2018 19:33:35 GMT -5
What is with Georgia lately?
"Former model eaten alive by scabies in Georgia nursing home"
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Post by Pastafarian on May 1, 2018 6:36:27 GMT -5
"Kanye West Explains The ‘Most Inspiring Thing’ About Trump In New Video"
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Post by Lurky McLurk on May 1, 2018 10:37:08 GMT -5
"People Are Writing Fan Fiction About YouTubers Now. And YouTubers Are Filming Themselves Reading It."
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Trurl
Shoutbox Elitist 
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Post by Trurl on May 2, 2018 21:36:37 GMT -5
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Rainbow Rosa
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not gay, just colorful
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on May 3, 2018 22:48:53 GMT -5
What is with Georgia lately? Soaring beachfront housing prices forced Florida Man to move over a state |
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Post by Powerthirteen on May 3, 2018 23:39:58 GMT -5
"Nintendo Has Revealed Luigi's Penis" He calls it his "Trouser Bowser" In his exhibitionist days, before the court-ordered therapy, he liked to play a game called "Now Yoshi it, now you don't." |
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Post by Pastafarian on May 6, 2018 12:16:07 GMT -5
"A cockroach crawled into a Florida woman's ear. It took nine days to get it out."
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