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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2019 22:29:15 GMT -5
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Post by Powerthirteen on Feb 22, 2019 23:21:10 GMT -5
Here is a copy and paste of the official product description of a monster energy drink -- At Monster we don’t get too hung up on politics. We’re not for “the War”, against “the War” or any war for that matter. We put the “camo” pattern on our new Monster Assault can because we think it looks cool. Plus it helps fire us up to fight the big multi-national companies who dominate the beverage business. We’ll leave politics to the politicians and just keep doing what we do best – make the meanest energy drinks on the planet! Declare war on the ordinary! Grab a Monster Assault and Viva La Revolution! -- What the fuck. None of these words are "yikes." |
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Post by Ben Grimm on Feb 23, 2019 17:04:09 GMT -5
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Post by Powerthirteen on Feb 23, 2019 17:23:23 GMT -5
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Post by moimoi on Feb 24, 2019 15:27:58 GMT -5
Seriously, where do you find all this yikes?!
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 24, 2019 17:28:35 GMT -5
Seriously, where do you find all this yikes?! Yikes? |
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 24, 2019 17:44:14 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Feb 24, 2019 20:53:54 GMT -5
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Post by Hachiman on Feb 24, 2019 23:20:02 GMT -5
This guy looks like he's about to star in a Hawaiian remake of Falling Down. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2019 18:36:26 GMT -5
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Post by Hachiman on Feb 26, 2019 19:50:22 GMT -5
Yeah, was the answer "yes" or "no"? I gotta hear how it all turned out. |
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Feb 27, 2019 0:06:09 GMT -5
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Feb 27, 2019 1:32:08 GMT -5
It's not in the text for the product on the website, so I guess it's not on the backs of the cans anymore, but I once noticed the following text on the back of a Monster "Import" I bought when I needed some caffeine to keep me awake: ![]()  "While in Europe last summer at the Spanish Moto GP, we saw a cool re-sealable can and knew it would be perfect for Monster. The can company said, “only available in Europe.” We said, “B.S., we gotta have it!" Of course we got the can, brewed up our own super-premium Imported Monster in Amsterdam and sold so much of it we ran out. Now Monster Import is made right here in the U.S.A: Same imported can, same great taste, same killer formula and big bad buzz. What a country! If you can open and close the can with one hand you probably dated a lot when you were young. One Hand No Hassle. " Yikes. |
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Post by fab on Feb 28, 2019 8:40:03 GMT -5
It's not in the text for the product on the website, so I guess it's not on the backs of the cans anymore, but I once noticed the following text on the back of a Monster "Import" I bought when I needed some caffeine to keep me awake: snip the biggest yikes here is that you paid money for a Monster energy drink...  ETA: who writes that marketing drivel? and do they get paid in uncut cocaine? jfc. |
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on Feb 28, 2019 8:57:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2019 11:08:25 GMT -5
It's not in the text for the product on the website, so I guess it's not on the backs of the cans anymore, but I once noticed the following text on the back of a Monster "Import" I bought when I needed some caffeine to keep me awake: snip the biggest yikes here is that you paid money for a Monster energy drink... ETA: who writes that marketing drivel? and do they get paid in uncut cocaine? jfc. You are like little babies. Watch:  |
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Feb 28, 2019 12:53:55 GMT -5
Today I learned that there is a thin line between "yikes" and "what the fuck".
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Post by fab on Feb 28, 2019 14:02:57 GMT -5
the biggest yikes here is that you paid money for a Monster energy drink... ETA: who writes that marketing drivel? and do they get paid in uncut cocaine? jfc. You are like little babies. Watch: this can't possibly be real. what is this even? aside from practically unreadable? |
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Post by patbat on Feb 28, 2019 14:31:20 GMT -5
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on Feb 28, 2019 14:35:07 GMT -5
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Post by patbat on Feb 28, 2019 17:43:52 GMT -5
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Post by Buon Funerale Amigos on Feb 28, 2019 22:23:18 GMT -5
Wait, why do people need guns when they have Judo-Christians on their side?  |
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Mar 2, 2019 14:14:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2019 16:46:04 GMT -5
Yikes
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 5, 2019 14:39:27 GMT -5
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on Mar 5, 2019 16:40:37 GMT -5
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Post by patbat on Mar 5, 2019 16:43:05 GMT -5
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes |
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Post by Celebith on Mar 5, 2019 19:08:10 GMT -5
Better Off Ted already did this, and less lethally. and, yikes, I guess. ! |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Mar 6, 2019 1:32:36 GMT -5
Owl, as an Iowan, what would your reaction be if, over the course of the next few months, whenever you happened to be in a diner or what have you, you found yourself cornered by one of the Democratic candidates for the presidency, and each of them, apropos of nothing said "This is my plan for what I will do if I am president," and then just verbatim repeated the seven points of the Democratic agenda as outlined by the guy in that op ed? |
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Post by patbat on Mar 7, 2019 17:16:20 GMT -5
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