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Post by Trurl on Mar 7, 2019 19:25:47 GMT -5
There's always that person who wants to do drugs but wants you to do all the work for them.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Mar 7, 2019 19:31:29 GMT -5
Given the brutal conditions of execution by crucifixion which he would presumably have endured nearly two millennia prior, one would think that Jesus wouldn't be in such excruciating pain simply from having the syringe needle injected into a vein. Also yikes.
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Post by Hachiman on Mar 7, 2019 21:29:02 GMT -5
Does Jesus have a tattoo in this picture? That's a big no-no in the Torah! Also, this guy parties! He's got liquor, cigarettes, coke, heroin, guns, and a gambling problem. He's even got a skull as a memento mori, so you know he's a deep thinker, too! Looking at this picture, its kind of weird that the only problem Jesus has is with injecting drugs. Can you imagine how weird this picture would look if that guy was snorting lines? Would his face turn into Jesus? Jesus doing coke with a rolled up bill?
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Post by Mrs David Tennant on Mar 7, 2019 22:06:20 GMT -5
I'm really confused by this picture. Is there an arm missing somewhere? Is that supposed to be Jesus's arm? Is Jesus taking the heroin shot (or whatever) for the guy? Why would Jesus have tattoos? Where's the missing arm??
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Post by ayatollahcm on Mar 7, 2019 22:52:38 GMT -5
My favorite details are the guy's ID still on the table and his studded belt.
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Post by moimoi on Mar 7, 2019 23:03:03 GMT -5
My favorite details are the guy's ID still on the table and his studded belt. I like the nunchuks on the doorknob.
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Post by Hachiman on Mar 7, 2019 23:26:59 GMT -5
My favorite details are the guy's ID still on the table and his studded belt. Considering the lack of subtlety, I assume its a fake ID. Possibly stolen.
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Mar 7, 2019 23:33:58 GMT -5
My favorite details are the guy's ID still on the table and his studded belt. I like the nunchuks on the doorknob. The cracks on the wall in the background seem to form a map. And what's with the handprint on the door?
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Post by Hachiman on Mar 8, 2019 0:13:52 GMT -5
I like the nunchuks on the doorknob. The cracks on the wall in the background seem to form a map. And what's with the handprint on the door? The handprint is to show that the sinner has closed the door with his left hand, which it should be noted is where he prefers to inject. This symbolizes him shutting himself off from righteous society because of his sinful and weak nature. But notice how despite the sinner closing the door that leads to something else, despite him leaving the nunchaku as a warning to any who enter, Jesus still comes into the room and is willing to suffer on his behalf. Because that is what Christ does, he takes our sins and makes them his own. He suffers, and also gets high and strung out, for us. So that we may have salvation and not be damned. tl;dr: You can't shut the door on God. Even nunchaku won't deter him.
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Post by ayatollahcm on Mar 8, 2019 1:14:02 GMT -5
And what's with the handprint on the door? Hold up, what if that's Jesus's hand?
He's a spirit, yes? So, like, maybe hand left some spiritual ectoplasm or some parapsychology bullshit and the junkie is holding him hostage, torturing him with heroin, amphetamines, and second-hand smoke?
Also, the skull is Yorick's.
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Post by Tellyfier on Mar 8, 2019 3:10:21 GMT -5
This picture is getting a lot more attention here than when it was MPC's avatar two years or so ago.
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Post by William T. Goat, Esq. on Mar 8, 2019 6:15:04 GMT -5
The cracks on the wall in the background seem to form a map. And what's with the handprint on the door? The handprint is to show that the sinner has closed the door with his left hand, which it should be noted is where he prefers to inject. This symbolizes him shutting himself off from righteous society because of his sinful and weak nature. But notice how despite the sinner closing the door that leads to something else, despite him leaving the nunchaku as a warning to any who enter, Jesus still comes into the room and is willing to suffer on his behalf. Because that is what Christ does, he takes our sins and makes them his own. He suffers, and also gets high and strung out, for us. So that we may have salvation and not be damned. tl;dr: You can't shut the door on God. Even nunchaku won't deter him. ...Yikes
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Post by Trurl on Mar 8, 2019 8:30:24 GMT -5
I like the nunchuks on the doorknob. The cracks on the wall in the background seem to form a map. And what's with the handprint on the door? The red bits of map in the upper right corner are definitely part of Europe - you can see the UK and Ireland and alsoScandinavia, then what looks like Iceland and Greenland to the west of them in a blue area that also suggests a Hudson's Bay farther to the west. But North America seems to be part of the Atlantic - you can see the bump of Brazil in a different colour just above the skull, but North America seems to be the same colour as the Atlantic. Is it some weird Gondwanaland thing?
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 8, 2019 9:24:02 GMT -5
I like the nunchuks on the doorknob. The cracks on the wall in the background seem to form a map. And what's with the handprint on the door? THE HANDPRINT IS FROM THE MISSING ARM YOU GUYS
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Post by Trurl on Mar 8, 2019 10:39:30 GMT -5
Anybody see the trailer for Death Stranding? That's where the handprint is from.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Mar 8, 2019 16:19:06 GMT -5
yikes
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Post by Hachiman on Mar 11, 2019 19:47:29 GMT -5
Yikes. Some of the responses demand that law enforcement get involved.
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Post by fab on Mar 12, 2019 6:31:18 GMT -5
Yikes. Some of the responses demand that law enforcement get involved. clicked on that. burst out laughing at how disgustingly gratuitous some of them were. predictably so. I should've known there would be an exceedingly vulgar "roast beef sandwich" variant.
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Post by Lurky McLurk on Mar 12, 2019 13:22:34 GMT -5
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Post by ayatollahcm on Mar 12, 2019 16:28:19 GMT -5
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 12, 2019 19:06:47 GMT -5
Yikes
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Post by fab on Mar 13, 2019 6:39:42 GMT -5
this isn't just a yikes, this is "tar and feather whoever thought giving this award out was a good idea on any level whatsoever" also, what the fuck does San Francisco have to do with Ireland? I'm completely missing the connection here.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Mar 13, 2019 9:32:41 GMT -5
I had to look up Mercola. He's apparently some dipshit "doctor" who doesn't believe in vaccinations, statins, HIV, microwaves, or eyeglasses. I'm too tired to deal with this much stupid. Um, "yikes", also.
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Post by Superb Owl 🦉 on Mar 13, 2019 9:36:32 GMT -5
Ah yes, noted deserving Penn alum Donald Trump Jr.
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Post by Pastafarian on Mar 13, 2019 9:44:59 GMT -5
Ah yes, noted deserving Penn alum Donald Trump Jr. Son of noted Wharton grad (and genius) Donald Trump. And brother in law to Jared Kushner who totally deserved his security clearances and the Harvard education (right after his dad donated 15 millions dollars) he 100% earned on his merits. I mean, Yikes!
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Mar 18, 2019 14:23:14 GMT -5
Paid $500,000 (yikes!) to get her kid something like a 1400 on the SAT (yikes! and HA! at once) to get into USC (uncontrollable guffawing)
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Post by Rainbow Rosa on Mar 18, 2019 21:28:48 GMT -5
Learning that rich parents have to pay half a million so their shitty kids can get an SAT score 100 points below what I got with like two hours of studying max has really increased my respect for the SATs as an institution.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Mar 19, 2019 0:14:16 GMT -5
Paid $500,000 (yikes!) to get her kid something like a 1400 on the SAT (yikes! and HA! at once) to get into USC (uncontrollable guffawing) Was this the new timey out of 2400 SAT or was it at least the old out of 1600 SAT?
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Post by Prole Hole on Mar 19, 2019 6:09:16 GMT -5
I had to look up Mercola. He's apparently some dipshit "doctor" who doesn't believe in vaccinations, statins, HIV, microwaves, or eyeglasses. I'm too tired to deal with this much stupid. Um, "yikes", also. If this is something you're interested in, there's a podcast called Behind The Bastards who did a two-part piece on Andrew Wakefield, the originator of the one (and only) paper linking vaccinations with autism. It was an paper so well-written Wakefield was struck off and had his license to practice medicine revoked. There are few people in the world I would say this about, but he is genuinely evil. Great podcast though, and extremely highly recommended.
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Post by The Stuffingtacular She-Hulk on Mar 19, 2019 8:03:04 GMT -5
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