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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 1, 2019 11:00:43 GMT -5
Inspired by some seriously unpopular opinions
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Post by The Stuffingtacular She-Hulk on Apr 1, 2019 13:19:22 GMT -5
Herr's Creamy Dill Pickle chips or nothing, fools.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 1, 2019 13:31:21 GMT -5
Herr's Creamy Dill Pickle chips or nothing, fools. we don't have those here (thanks SOCIALISM) but we do have a kettle chip that's Sour Cream and Dill that I really dig. And if that's not enough, Helluva Good and Philadelphia Cream Cheese both make Dill Pickle dip so you can kind of do a dill pickle inception.
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Post by πͺ silly buns on Apr 1, 2019 14:35:45 GMT -5
Sunchip's Garden Salsa or there's the door *points to door*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 14:58:24 GMT -5
all dressed. figure it out
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Post by Powerthirteen on Apr 1, 2019 16:22:15 GMT -5
Plain or the Doritos in the purple bag.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 1, 2019 17:54:31 GMT -5
all dressed. figure it out See folks, you don't get to be a mod without intelligence and good taste.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2019 18:57:16 GMT -5
CHEESE AND ONION
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Post by Hachiman on Apr 2, 2019 1:29:18 GMT -5
For a minute, there were these great Carolina BBQ chips that my wife and adored. They basically just turned up the acidity, but it worked so much better than standard issue BBQ chips which are often sweetness and spice. Apparently, we were the only ones who bought them.
Otherwise, my favorite would probably be the beef flavored ones that pop up here occasionally, which are almost always limited edition and are more like BBQ chips with the spice turn down and the meat flavor turned up.
This is all to say that I love many variations on BBQ-flavor, but actually hate BBQ itself.
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Post by Liz n Dicksgiving on Apr 2, 2019 8:33:40 GMT -5
I was thinking I needed to vote for plain/classic, but then realized that my preferred chip has salt and black pepper. So... yeah, that.
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Post by GumTurkeyles on Apr 2, 2019 12:40:23 GMT -5
Man, this was harder than I thought it'd be. Ultimately, if we're talking just eating a chip, with nothing to dip it in, I'd go for cheddar. As a vessel for some sort of dip or topping, I'd say classic. I used to love salt and vinegar, but that citric acid, or whatever other acid powder is present, has ruined my tongue after one too many chips.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Apr 2, 2019 15:02:32 GMT -5
Salt and vinegar is my favorite potato chip. Nacho is my favorite corn chip. Ranch anything should be hurled into the sun alongside the entirety of Hidden Valley, which I will find one day, burn to the ground, and salt (and vinegar) the earth so nothing there can grow. I don't even like ranch houses.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Apr 2, 2019 15:04:43 GMT -5
Man, this was harder than I thought it'd be. Ultimately, if we're talking just eating a chip, with nothing to dip it in, I'd go for cheddar. As a vessel for some sort of dip or topping, I'd say classic. I used to love salt and vinegar, but that citric acid, or whatever other acid powder is present, has ruined my tongue after one too many chips. Sodium diacetate! When your saliva dissolves it, the sodium ion tastes like salt and the acetate ion tastes like vinegar (acetic acid)! SCIENCE!
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 3, 2019 10:31:03 GMT -5
Man, this was harder than I thought it'd be. Ultimately, if we're talking just eating a chip, with nothing to dip it in, I'd go for cheddar. As a vessel for some sort of dip or topping, I'd say classic. I used to love salt and vinegar, but that citric acid, or whatever other acid powder is present, has ruined my tongue after one too many chips. I'm a fan of salt and vinegar, but man the canker sores it gives me are no joke!
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 3, 2019 10:32:41 GMT -5
Salt and vinegar is my favorite potato chip. Nacho is my favorite corn chip. Ranch anything should be hurled into the sun alongside the entirety of Hidden Valley, which I will find one day, burn to the ground, and salt (and vinegar) the earth so nothing there can grow. I don't even like ranch houses. How do you feel about
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 3, 2019 10:35:53 GMT -5
For a minute, there were these great Carolina BBQ chips that my wife and adored. They basically just turned up the acidity, but it worked so much better than standard issue BBQ chips which are often sweetness and spice. Apparently, we were the only ones who bought them. Otherwise, my favorite would probably be the beef flavored ones that pop up here occasionally, which are almost always limited edition and are more like BBQ chips with the spice turn down and the meat flavor turned up. This is all to say that I love many variations on BBQ-flavor, but actually hate BBQ itself. There's a brand here...Miss Vickies? Miss Vickers? Anyway they have two different BBQ flavours "Sweet Southern BBQ" and "Applewood Smoked BBQ", I've not tried them but I wonder if one is more like the standard and the other is is more like the Carolina version you mention.
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Apr 3, 2019 13:35:13 GMT -5
Salt and vinegar is my favorite potato chip. Nacho is my favorite corn chip. Ranch anything should be hurled into the sun alongside the entirety of Hidden Valley, which I will find one day, burn to the ground, and salt (and vinegar) the earth so nothing there can grow. I don't even like ranch houses. How do you feel about
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Post by Hachiman on Apr 3, 2019 20:35:01 GMT -5
For a minute, there were these great Carolina BBQ chips that my wife and adored. They basically just turned up the acidity, but it worked so much better than standard issue BBQ chips which are often sweetness and spice. Apparently, we were the only ones who bought them. Otherwise, my favorite would probably be the beef flavored ones that pop up here occasionally, which are almost always limited edition and are more like BBQ chips with the spice turn down and the meat flavor turned up. This is all to say that I love many variations on BBQ-flavor, but actually hate BBQ itself. There's a brand here...Miss Vickies? Miss Vickers? Anyway they have two different BBQ flavours "Sweet Southern BBQ" and "Applewood Smoked BBQ", I've not tried them but I wonder if one is more like the standard and the other is is more like the Carolina version you mention. Behold the Chip to rule them all! I found the ones we like were Lay's "Tangy Carolina BBQ" which were discontinued, but Utz has something similar and while I have never had the Utz version I love Utz, so I am already dreaming of the day I get these chips. In my search for an example of the beef flavored chips that periodically come out here, I was reminded that Japan did get a motherfucking gold-flavored potato chip last year! So add Gold to that poll above.
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Post by pairesta on Apr 5, 2019 10:05:51 GMT -5
Man, this was harder than I thought it'd be. Ultimately, if we're talking just eating a chip, with nothing to dip it in, I'd go for cheddar. As a vessel for some sort of dip or topping, I'd say classic. I used to love salt and vinegar, but that citric acid, or whatever other acid powder is present, has ruined my tongue after one too many chips. I'm a fan of salt and vinegar, but man the canker sores it gives me are no joke! There's a storebrand here in Houston that will honestly strip the lining of your mouth. If I eat even a couple, my mouth just feels raw and I can't taste anything for a day afterwards. I've learned to avoid those. Kettle 4 LYFE
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Post by Buon Funerale Amigos on Apr 5, 2019 19:51:39 GMT -5
For a minute, there were these great Carolina BBQ chips that my wife and adored. They basically just turned up the acidity, but it worked so much better than standard issue BBQ chips which are often sweetness and spice. Apparently, we were the only ones who bought them. It sounds to me like you would like all-dressed, which are the best chips. (Every time I go to the Herr's factory I submit a comment card asking for all-dressed but do they listen? Figure it out Herr's fuck.)
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Post by ganews on Apr 5, 2019 20:57:15 GMT -5
Fritos are the greatest chip ever created. Sorry Doritos, you're actually only alluring because I never got to have you as a kid. But for potato chips, I thought about it and this is what I came up with:
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Post by songstarliner on Apr 5, 2019 21:41:31 GMT -5
For a minute, there were these great Carolina BBQ chips that my wife and adored. They basically just turned up the acidity, but it worked so much better than standard issue BBQ chips which are often sweetness and spice. Apparently, we were the only ones who bought them. It sounds to me like you would like all-dressed, which are the best chips. (Every time I go to the Herr's factory I submit a comment card asking for all-dressed but do they listen? Figure it out Herr's fuck.) I like to think you're at the Herr's factory 3 or 4 times a month, rattling your saber and and shouting 'ALL-DRESSED ALL-DRESSED ALL-DRESSED' because yes, they are the best chips, and also I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Post by Celebith on Apr 5, 2019 22:50:55 GMT -5
I've had the Death Rain chips, but these are spicier and better. They're not easy to find outside of the north east, though.
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Post by Pastafarian on Apr 6, 2019 11:13:38 GMT -5
For a minute, there were these great Carolina BBQ chips that my wife and adored. They basically just turned up the acidity, but it worked so much better than standard issue BBQ chips which are often sweetness and spice. Apparently, we were the only ones who bought them. It sounds to me like you would like all-dressed, which are the best chips. (Every time I go to the Herr's factory I submit a comment card asking for all-dressed but do they listen? Figure it out Herr's fuck.) Does the Herr's factory have Oompa Loompas?
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Post by Crash Test Dumbass on Apr 6, 2019 12:21:03 GMT -5
It sounds to me like you would like all-dressed, which are the best chips. (Every time I go to the Herr's factory I submit a comment card asking for all-dressed but do they listen? Figure it out Herr's fuck.) Does the Herr's factory have Oompa Loompas? Every factory has Oompa Loompas DO NOT DESTROY MY ILLUSIONS
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Post by songstarliner on Apr 6, 2019 13:08:08 GMT -5
Does the Herr's factory have Oompa Loompas? Every factory has Oompa Loompas DO NOT DESTROY MY ILLUSIONS Tell them I hate them.
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Post by Jean-Luc Lemur on Apr 6, 2019 13:35:20 GMT -5
Ice cream
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Post by The Stuffingtacular She-Hulk on Apr 6, 2019 13:42:37 GMT -5
But for potato chips, I thought about it and this is what I came up with:
Yes, but instead, these:
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Post by Buon Funerale Amigos on Apr 6, 2019 20:29:04 GMT -5
Herr's Old Bay are better than Utz Crab, but Route 11 Chesapeake Crab beats both.
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Post by Not a real doctor on Apr 7, 2019 7:20:27 GMT -5
Doritos in the purple bag. As they are known in all corners of the earth
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