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Post by oppy all along on Sept 9, 2019 1:44:03 GMT -5
S5 E1 - 'The Aftermath'linkJamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived...My Dad Wrote A Porno is back! Rough episode summary, -Dick Van Dyke is dead -Belinda's third grade bassoon teacher is dead. -Toffee Apple Chew is alive! -The Duchess is alive! -Tony's secret brother Georgie is working with Giselle to take down Steel's Pots and Pans -Giselle stuffing mouthfuls of rusty cockhead in her mouth -Des is bleeding heavily -Bella is unresponsive and possibly dead -No word on Donna It's always Des. Even when the villains are personal enemies of Belinda and Tony, it's Des who catches shrapnel to the face and ends nestled in Belinda's breast while potentially bleeding to death. Des Martin remains disgustingly infantile. Also, the tragic reveal that Belinda Blumenthal's third grade bassoon teacher is dead. And the continuing development of God in a character in the Belinda Blinked universe. I was legitimately devastated when Bella might be dead. Saddest death in a media since Spider-Man in Infinity War.
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 9, 2019 1:48:09 GMT -5
S5 E1 - 'The Aftermath'linkJamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived...My Dad Wrote A Porno is back! Rough episode summary, -Dick Van Dyke is dead -Belinda's third grade bassoon teacher is dead. -Toffee Apple Chew is alive! -The Duchess is alive! -Tony's secret brother Georgie is working with Giselle to take down Steel's Pots and Pans -Giselle stuffing mouthfuls of rusty cockhead in her mouth -Des is bleeding heavily -Bella is unresponsive and possibly dead -No word on Donna It's always Des. Even when the villains are personal enemies of Belinda and Tony, it's Des who catches shrapnel to the face and ends nestled in Belinda's breast while potentially bleeding to death. Des Martin remains disgustingly infantile. Also, the tragic reveal that Belinda Blumenthal's third grade bassoon teacher is dead. And the continuing development of God in a character in the Belinda Blinked universe. I was legitimately devastated when Bella might be dead. Saddest death in a media since Spider-Man in Infinity War. "I'm sorry I was laughing at wraparound sunglasses..." |
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Post by oppy all along on Sept 9, 2019 1:50:08 GMT -5
S5 E1 - 'The Aftermath'linkJamie, James and Alice are back to open book five of Rocky Flintstone's erotic magnum opus 'Belinda Blinked'. After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, it's time to find out who has survived...My Dad Wrote A Porno is back! Rough episode summary, -Dick Van Dyke is dead -Belinda's third grade bassoon teacher is dead. -Toffee Apple Chew is alive! -The Duchess is alive! -Tony's secret brother Georgie is working with Giselle to take down Steel's Pots and Pans -Giselle stuffing mouthfuls of rusty cockhead in her mouth -Des is bleeding heavily -Bella is unresponsive and possibly dead -No word on Donna It's always Des. Even when the villains are personal enemies of Belinda and Tony, it's Des who catches shrapnel to the face and ends nestled in Belinda's breast while potentially bleeding to death. Des Martin remains disgustingly infantile. Also, the tragic reveal that Belinda Blumenthal's third grade bassoon teacher is dead. And the continuing development of God in a character in the Belinda Blinked universe. I was legitimately devastated when Bella might be dead. Saddest death in a media since Spider-Man in Infinity War. "I'm sorry I was laughing at wraparound sunglasses..." Wraparound sunglasses with infrared capabilities! James Spooner has all the best toys. |
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 9, 2019 1:53:37 GMT -5
"I'm sorry I was laughing at wraparound sunglasses..." Wraparound sunglasses with infrared capabilities! James Spooner has all the best toys. A charm bracelet that could turn into a set of binoculars, wraparound sunglasses, some kind of dress laser... |
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Post by oppy all along on Sept 9, 2019 1:58:49 GMT -5
Wraparound sunglasses with infrared capabilities! James Spooner has all the best toys. A charm bracelet that could turn into a set of binoculars, wraparound sunglasses, some kind of dress laser... And yet after all that, his super secret agent intuition tells him Giselle is in this for Tony’s money. Can’t forget that naked Nelson Mandela is officially a character now. |
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 9, 2019 2:09:12 GMT -5
A charm bracelet that could turn into a set of binoculars, wraparound sunglasses, some kind of dress laser... And yet after all that, his super secret agent intuition tells him Giselle is in this for Tony’s money. Can’t forget that naked Nelson Mandela is officially a character now. "WE HAD A PRENUP!" "PRENUP? RIGHT ON!!!" *highs fived* |
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Post by oppy all along on Sept 9, 2019 2:59:31 GMT -5
And yet after all that, his super secret agent intuition tells him Giselle is in this for Tony’s money. Can’t forget that naked Nelson Mandela is officially a character now. "WE HAD A PRENUP!" "PRENUP? RIGHT ON!!!" *highs fived* SHE TAKE MY MONEY WHEN I'M IN NEEEEEEEEEED Also, it's very strange that James Spooner missed the COCK meeting and therefore the attempted bombing because he was duty-free shopping at Heathrow Airport. (It's very much a dad thing though, 'I'm going to Heathrow to buy Xmas presents. Think of the savings Wilma!') Surely he'd be hitting up spy contacts or buying spy supplies. It's such a random out of story detail to add. |
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Post by nowimnothing on Sept 9, 2019 13:50:57 GMT -5
oh shit, why aren't these showing up on my podcast player?  The best of book 4 is still showing as the newest episode. |
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Post by nowimnothing on Sept 9, 2019 19:09:39 GMT -5
Ok, caught back up.
drinking from her female slit, male membrane, lumpy semen
There is something genuinely wrong with Rocky, and I think he is getting worse.
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 9, 2019 19:19:14 GMT -5
Ok, caught back up. drinking from her female slit, male membrane, lumpy semen There is something genuinely wrong with Rocky, and I think he is getting worse. I feel like he no longer (or perhaps never did) want to write the sex stuff. The entire time he's wanted to write a spy thriller but now with 4 books behind him he feels an obligation to put the sex stuff in. Like beside the halfhearted blowjob on a rusty penis, the only other "sexiness" we got was Belinda taking off her bra to bind Dez Martin's headwound. |
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Post by oppy all along on Sept 9, 2019 20:28:41 GMT -5
Ok, caught back up. drinking from her female slit, male membrane, lumpy semen There is something genuinely wrong with Rocky, and I think he is getting worse. I feel like he no longer (or perhaps never did) want to write the sex stuff. The entire time he's wanted to write a spy thriller but now with 4 books behind him he feels an obligation to put the sex stuff in. Like beside the halfhearted blowjob on a rusty penis, the only other "sexiness" we got was Belinda taking off her bra to bind Dez Martin's headwound. Oh God, imagine if he never wanted to write sex stuff. "Dad, we need material for the podcast, get writing old man!" "But son I'm retired I just want to relax." "Get writing or I'm putting you in an abusive nursing home." "I just wish you'd stop making fun of me, I'm trying my best." "The audience loves it and I love them more than I ever loved you." |
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Post by nowimnothing on Sept 10, 2019 7:26:04 GMT -5
Ok, caught back up. drinking from her female slit, male membrane, lumpy semen There is something genuinely wrong with Rocky, and I think he is getting worse. I feel like he no longer (or perhaps never did) want to write the sex stuff. The entire time he's wanted to write a spy thriller but now with 4 books behind him he feels an obligation to put the sex stuff in. Like beside the halfhearted blowjob on a rusty penis, the only other "sexiness" we got was Belinda taking off her bra to bind Dez Martin's headwound. A spy thriller or some kind of business textbook? Because I feel like it could go either way. Then there is the excessive detail angle too, lots of descriptions of the furnishings and food. Maybe Rocky is George RR Martin on a bender. |
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 10, 2019 14:09:10 GMT -5
I feel like he no longer (or perhaps never did) want to write the sex stuff. The entire time he's wanted to write a spy thriller but now with 4 books behind him he feels an obligation to put the sex stuff in. Like beside the halfhearted blowjob on a rusty penis, the only other "sexiness" we got was Belinda taking off her bra to bind Dez Martin's headwound. A spy thriller or some kind of business textbook? Because I feel like it could go either way. Then there is the excessive detail angle too, lots of descriptions of the furnishings and food. Maybe Rocky is George RR Martin on a bender. The horrible unsexy sex stuff would not disqualify him from being George Reading Rainbow Martin either... |
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Post by oppy all along on Sept 16, 2019 2:47:28 GMT -5
S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'linkThe members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her?It's been a week since the explosion. Bella is in a coma. Belinda decides to rally the troops by climbing on the bed, straddling Bella, and giving a rousing speech. Really it's all downhill from there. We also meet the good doctor, Dr. Stuuuuuuud, unconscious specialist and sex therapist. And Bella of course wakes by psychically sensing that Belinda and Dr. Stud were having sex in her hospital room. I think my favourite part might have been the backstory of Monty, the sandwich enthusiast and former accountant who 'accepted voluntary redundancy' because he sucked at his job but was pressganged back into the company to serve as Anciently House Master of the Keys for a CoCK safehouse.
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Post by LazBro on Sept 16, 2019 8:13:10 GMT -5
My wife listens to this podcast, and hearing about the latest episode is always a delight when it's in season.
I don't think I'll ever get around to listening to it, but the vicarious enjoyment is strong.
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 16, 2019 19:17:09 GMT -5
S5E2 - 'Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep'linkThe members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life. Is this the end for her?It's been a week since the explosion. Bella is in a coma. Belinda decides to rally the troops by climbing on the bed, straddling Bella, and giving a rousing speech. Really it's all downhill from there. We also meet the good doctor, Dr. Stuuuuuuud, unconscious specialist and sex therapist. And Bella of course wakes by psychically sensing that Belinda and Dr. Stud were having sex in her hospital room. I think my favourite part might have been the backstory of Monty, the sandwich enthusiast and former accountant who 'accepted voluntary redundancy' because he sucked at his job but was pressganged back into the company to serve as Anciently House Master of the Keys for a CoCK safehouse. I enjoyed James and Alice doing Southern accented porn actress voices begging to get thermometered by Dr. Stud for like ten minutes and then being super apologetic for buying into the patriarchy when it was revealed that Dr. Stud was a lady. Also this chapter pretty much put an end to my belief that going forward there was going to be a lot less fucking and a lot more spycraft and shit. |
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Post by nowimnothing on Sept 20, 2019 11:17:46 GMT -5
* "threaded the twine of functionality through the loophole of business"
* "wind of acceptance"
* "pussy oven"
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 20, 2019 16:52:50 GMT -5
Do all y'all listen to the "Footnotes" episodes or not?
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Post by oppy all along on Sept 20, 2019 17:54:33 GMT -5
Do all y'all listen to the "Footnotes" episodes or not? I do, they're generally pretty quick. The 'Rocky answers audience questions' episodes are always particularly nonsensical and disturbing. |
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 20, 2019 19:53:12 GMT -5
Do all y'all listen to the "Footnotes" episodes or not? I do, they're generally pretty quick. The 'Rocky answers audience questions' episodes are always particularly nonsensical and disturbing. So you know that it's "going to get dark." |
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Post by oppy all along on Sept 20, 2019 20:51:46 GMT -5
I do, they're generally pretty quick. The 'Rocky answers audience questions' episodes are always particularly nonsensical and disturbing. So you know that it's "going to get dark." The ‘rusty cockhead’ gave Giselle tetanus and the story will now be centred around her medical issues. |
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 20, 2019 21:22:49 GMT -5
So you know that it's "going to get dark." The ‘rusty cockhead’ gave Giselle tetanus and the story will now be centred around her medical issues. Must have been why Dr. Stud(d) was introduced in chapter 1. Had to lay the groundwork for the grimdark medical drama the book is about to become. |
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 23, 2019 0:37:41 GMT -5
S05E03 - "The Safe House"
"Things have been a bit explosive at work and we might have some professional work for you. How are you fixed for a work meet next week for work?"
"Is the aim as many as possible?"
"Thank you! Finally a metaphor I understand."
"The hump n' skunk."
"The two key essential of life: water and turkey."
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Post by oppy all along on Sept 23, 2019 5:47:45 GMT -5
Rocky Flintstone knows about anal play.
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Post by Nudeviking on Sept 23, 2019 7:10:41 GMT -5
Rocky Flintstone knows about anal play. Yeah I guess this chapter proves that the rimjob with Spooner from the last(?) book was probably a rimjob rather than the randomly kissing Spooner's buttcheeks that Jaime wanted it to be. |
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Post by nowimnothing on Sept 23, 2019 19:09:21 GMT -5
I am kind of worried about James thinking the tongue might get stuck like on a frozen pole.
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Post by nowimnothing on Nov 11, 2019 16:35:28 GMT -5
I am not caught completely up, but the last few episodes have me worried that there is actually some kind of plot. I mean there was just a call back to book one for fucks sake! Who knew the British intelligence service and the CIA were so invested in pots and pans? It is almost leaning into parody and I cannot tell if it is intentional or not.
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Post by Nudeviking on Nov 11, 2019 23:33:21 GMT -5
I am not caught completely up, but the last few episodes have me worried that there is actually some kind of plot. I mean there was just a call back to book one for fucks sake! Who knew the British intelligence service and the CIA were so invested in pots and pans? It is almost leaning into parody and I cannot tell if it is intentional or not. There was another minor callback to the first book in the most recent episode which causes the James and Jaime and Alice to talk about how this was the first book written since the podcast began which means there's a good chance that the callbacks in this book were all inspired by the podcast's existence rather than any sort of long term planning. As for plot, fear not, it's all still as nonsensical and disjointed as it has always been considering there was a chapter that took its title from a bit about a guy farting and the revelation that Belinda did not know what a television was. |
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The best of book 4 is still showing as the newest episode.
