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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2019 12:00:58 GMT -5
Who's ready to talk Dunkey's disastrous Death Stranding review
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2019 2:11:09 GMT -5
It certainly was a choice for Dunkey to vacillate between mocking Kojima for saying that no-one would understand Death Stranding, and completely missing the point of Death Stranding.
'For a story about connecting, the game is ironically unbound from the gameplay. There are cut-scenes at the start, then gameplay, then cut-scenes at the end...
*Cut to footage of Mama talking about how she felt bound to her mother from birth, while Dunkey traverses the game, complaining about her monologue because it's 'boring'*'
Truly, how did Kojima miss the fact that if you ignore all the in-game dialogue, and skip all the mid-game cutscenes, then it's just confusing gameplay sandwiched between nonsensical cutscenes?
Honestly, I can sort of get behind the sentiment that the game is just too tedious to be worth completing, but Dunkey's wombo-combo of willful misinterpretation and dismissing the entire game because it doesn't just explain itself to him by the end sounds like the kind of analysis that you'd get from a reddit comment section.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2019 10:34:59 GMT -5
Somehow missing the point of a game that feels borderline condescending with how extremely bluntly everything is spelled out for you has to be a feat in itself
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Nov 25, 2019 10:31:58 GMT -5
Who's ready to talk Dunkey's disastrous Death Stranding review Who is "Dunkey"?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2019 17:29:14 GMT -5
Who's ready to talk Dunkey's disastrous Death Stranding review Who is "Dunkey"? You know, Dunkey Kung? That giant gorilla that throws barrels at Marryo?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2019 17:37:27 GMT -5
You know, Dunkey Kung? That giant gorilla that throws barrels at Marryo? I didn't open the thread for this kind of discussion.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2019 17:45:39 GMT -5
You know, Dunkey Kung? That giant gorilla that throws barrels at Marryo? I didn't open the thread for this kind of discussion. "Stay on target topic! Stayyyy on target topic!" Sorry. I've heard the game is cool, and I get annoyed at online reviewer people with weird fucking names. Pewdiepie? Paymoneywubby?! Dunkey?!?! Ugh.
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