Smacks
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Smacks from the Dead
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Post by Smacks on Oct 23, 2013 21:01:07 GMT -5
Cripes, that's frightening up close. |
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Smacks
Shoutbox Elitist
Smacks from the Dead
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Post by Smacks on Oct 23, 2013 21:06:21 GMT -5
I am The Lascivious Snape. I like beer and metal. Unfortunately, and in what is no doubt a crushing disappointment to all who encounter me, I'm actually not that lascivious. Beer & Metal is sort of my reason for living, man. *fist bump* |
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Smacks
Shoutbox Elitist
Smacks from the Dead
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Post by Smacks on Oct 23, 2013 21:19:49 GMT -5
I am Smacky. I am a frog. Mitch Hedberg says I am the forest fire representative of England. I may or may not be drinking right now (I am). My avatar is usually Josh Homme or Devin Townsend. I work a shit ton and when I'm not working I drink beer and try to have a life. I am doing so many things at once right now...you don't even know.
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Post by Djse's witty November moniker on Oct 23, 2013 21:21:01 GMT -5
Cripes, that's frightening up close. I get that a lot. :-D (Seriously though...it's Morla from The Neverending Story. I chose it on a day when I didn't even care whether or not I cared.) |
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Smacks
Shoutbox Elitist
Smacks from the Dead
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Post by Smacks on Oct 23, 2013 21:24:29 GMT -5
I'm here. You can all stop worrying now Oh thank GOD. |
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Post by katesmcgee on Oct 23, 2013 21:26:42 GMT -5
I'm Kates McGee. I'm a total lurker and have posted maybe 5 things in the past 5 years that I've been following AVC, but shit, I'll be a joiner!
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LJo
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Post by LJo on Oct 23, 2013 22:18:38 GMT -5
Wait, where in Michigan are you? Treetown! The Deuce! Um... Ann Arbor, anyway. Though I was just in Ypsilanti not two hours ago (which happens at least once a week). I have a fuzzy memory of a drunken night in Ypsilanti that ended with a bloody foot...good times! |
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Post by radiobadger on Oct 23, 2013 22:58:13 GMT -5
Hello everyone! Apparently I'm no longer radioactive, so that's good. Tarkovsky nerd who is learning how to cook. I always show up to these too late.
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Oct 23, 2013 23:55:41 GMT -5
Randomdude, the art event / charity thing Cow Parade has been to your town. It visits a different city every year or so, and invites local artists to decorate one of many cow statues which are then placed all over the city. After the exhibiting of the cows, not to be confused with the similarly-named event every Tuesday night at the local strip club at which your mom is a sensation, they are auctioned off for charity. Your dentist bought one of the cows and is exhibiting it so people know he or she is a Charitable Dude. Did I get it right? That might be it. But it doesn't really look anything like a Cow Parade statue; it looks too much like an actual cow. Although you are in fact correct when you say that the Cow Parade has been to my town, or, less specifically, my state. Yet in a surprise twist my state's cow parade was just last year, whereas this guy has had his cow for probably at least a decade. The possibility still remains that he bought it elsewhere and brought it to my hometown with him, though. |
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randy's donuts
AV Clubber
Grant writing. Please, please chime in to distract me
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Post by randy's donuts on Oct 23, 2013 23:57:27 GMT -5
Hi. I'm a talking donut from Los Angeles. And I'm annoyed that NuDisqus couldn't deal with my apostrophe and this site can't deal with my underscore. WHY?  |
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Post by Roy Batty's Pet Dove on Oct 24, 2013 0:00:43 GMT -5
Hi. I'm a talking donut from Los Angeles. And I'm annoyed that NuDisqus couldn't deal with my apostrophe and this site can't deal with my underscore. WHY? Go to your profile, click on the edit button, and under personal settings or something like that you can change your display name. I just changed mine so that I have a space between the words in my name, in order that it may exactly reflect my username on the actual AV Club. |
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Post by Dr. Dastardly on Oct 24, 2013 7:43:56 GMT -5
I'm a writer (of mostly Fortean journalism) with the sort of chequered past that just gets weirder every time I tell it: the bits about being a former professional combat magician and exorcist who used to live in a threesome with my current wife and our ex the heiress who dumped us because the Ayahuasca spirit told her to... Honestly, if I was going to make up shit, I'd try harder to be plausible! Which is the weird part? |
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Post-Lupin
Prolific Poster 
Immanentizing the Eschaton
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Post by Post-Lupin on Oct 24, 2013 8:38:01 GMT -5
A commenter after my own heart! |
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Post by Pedantic Editor Type on Oct 24, 2013 8:47:53 GMT -5
Does anyone care where I'm from? I live in the western suburbs of Chicago, with my husband AKA The Wilford Brimley Explosion who has not signed up here yet to the best of my knowledge.
I am currently putting off the crapton of work I have to do today, so I will also tell you that I am indeed an editor, and I try not to be TOO pedantic but sometimes it's fun. Besides grammar and spelling I also get pedantic about coffee a lot.
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Ajax
Newbie
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Post by Ajax on Oct 24, 2013 8:50:21 GMT -5
'Lo all. I didn't participate much on TI threads at AVC (hundreds and hundreds of posts tend to daunt me), and I expect that is likely to continue. But having the option is nice and this particular username is often pillaged if left unguarded, so I'm snapping it up.  --- Ajax. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 8:52:14 GMT -5
My name's Captain Dada. My friends call me Dada. You might have noticed that, uh, I've got a slight weight problem. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the AV Club"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me.
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Trurl
Shoutbox Elitist
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Post by Trurl on Oct 24, 2013 8:55:07 GMT -5
Treetown! The Deuce! Um... Ann Arbor, anyway. Though I was just in Ypsilanti not two hours ago (which happens at least once a week). I have a fuzzy memory of a drunken night in Ypsilanti that ended with a bloody foot...good times! Did you find the bloody foot stuck in the grill of your car? |
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El Sid
Newbie
oscillating wildly
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Post by El Sid on Oct 24, 2013 10:32:20 GMT -5
My name's Captain Dada. My friends call me Dada. You might have noticed that, uh, I've got a slight weight problem. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallow a lot of aggression... along with a lot of pizzas! Ha Ha Ha! Pizzas! I'm basically a shy person, I'm a shy guy. Uh, he suggested taking one these uh, aggression training courses. You know these aggression training courses like EST, those type of things. Anyway, it cost 400 bucks! 400 bucks to join this thing? Well I didn't have the money and I thought to myself, "Join the AV Club"! It's free. So I figured while I'm here I'll lose a few pounds. And you got what, a 6 to 8 week training program here? A real tough one. Which is perfect for me. Just eat some oatmeal. I hear it's the choice of a new generation. |
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Post by Ruck C. on Oct 24, 2013 12:03:42 GMT -5
Anywho, hello, all! I'm, of course, ann03-name is the initials of my first, middle, and last names, and my high school graduation year. 'Cause, yeah, I'm lame like that. All this time I thought your name was "Ann." |
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outforawalk
TI Forumite
Faraday Cage Wikipedia Page
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Post by outforawalk on Oct 24, 2013 13:36:32 GMT -5
out for a walk (bitch) ... I post only sporadically on AVC, but lurk constantly. The comments (along with O'Neal) are a substantial part of the AVC's appeal to me, so all of you fabulous jerks in one place to lurk around sounds great.
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Post by E.Buzz Miller on Oct 24, 2013 14:59:14 GMT -5
Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'.
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Post by Celebith on Oct 24, 2013 16:10:16 GMT -5
I am Tea Rex. I can't upload an avatar because my work computer doesn't support this site's graphics. I plan on being pedantic and long-winded, as per usual. I always read it as tear-ex, like a Visine clone. |
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Post by Celebith on Oct 24, 2013 16:14:02 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 16:17:22 GMT -5
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Post by Opera_Punk on Oct 24, 2013 17:14:30 GMT -5
Hi-de-hi. Hope everyone remembers me.
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Post by ann03 on Oct 24, 2013 18:50:25 GMT -5
Anywho, hello, all! I'm, of course, ann03-name is the initials of my first, middle, and last names, and my high school graduation year. 'Cause, yeah, I'm lame like that. All this time I thought your name was "Ann." Ha, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised to hear many people thought that. I do like the name Ann... But no. My name is Angela. |
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Post by Cloggin' Boyd Crowder on Oct 24, 2013 19:08:58 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Cloggin' Boyd Crowder. I live in Baltimore. I don't post much on forums, but I'm usually hanging around somewhere. True introvert.
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Trurl
Shoutbox Elitist
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Post by Trurl on Oct 24, 2013 19:21:25 GMT -5
Hi-de-hi. Hope everyone remembers me. WOLFGANG EYES |
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Post by Pig Iron Maiden, Queen Rando on Oct 25, 2013 1:07:18 GMT -5
Hello, I'm Pig Iron Maiden, Queen Rando. That's in real life and here, because I'm incapable of hiding the weirdo within. I'm in Indianapolis, which is sorta big, but not as big as some places. When I'm not hanging out here, I'm reading obsessively about something, or working and wishing I was reading obsessively about something.
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Post by Pedantic Editor Type on Oct 25, 2013 8:21:16 GMT -5
Hello, I'm Pig Iron Maiden, Queen Rando. That's in real life and here, because I'm incapable of hiding the weirdo within. I'm in Indianapolis, which is sorta big, but not as big as some places. When I'm not hanging out here, I'm reading obsessively about something, or working and wishing I was reading obsessively about something. Ahh, Indy. I went to college in Greencastle, and grew up in Fort Wayne, and the husband interned at Bob & Tom, so we're pretty familiar. Plus I got a lotta friends down there now. |
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