Game of Thrones: non-book-reading thread

The delightful appearance of Hot Pie begs the question: is Gendry still rowing that fucking boat somewhere in the Blackwater? Will he just pop up next season, recast, and have a scene where six people say his name 10 times?

I was totally lost by the whole Mountain bit. I was like who the hell is this dude? Ohhhhh.

And then when Littlefinger made out with Sansa I was like ewwwwwwww. Man, you know who keeps hooking up with the grossest dudes? Sansa. I mean, any one specific dude she marries or makes out with or whatever, you're like, "Okay, that wasn't really her fault," right? But at this point one would have to say that one is beginning to detect a pattern.

And then Littlefinger pushed Gross Sister right out of the Ass Hole! Ha ha, that was great. I enjoyed the look on her face. She was like oh shit.

Am also looking forward to Awesome Bi Guy fighting the Mountain.

Episodes Since Our Last Rape: 2, right? Like, last episode Dude Who Used To Be On Misfits killed that lady right after he had sex with her, but that was off screen and also not exactly rape, and this episode there was just Super Gross Makeout Session. Hey, not bad, GoT people! They probably like quick edited out a whole bunch of rapes when they realized people were getting bummed about it. Tyrion's court scene was supposed to be like a minute long and then the rest of the episode was just people getting raped, but they were like "I guess we could stretch out the courtroom bit a little. Maybe give him a speech or whatever."

I was just going to ask. It doesn't ring even the tiniest bell for me.

That was the point. We're on our third Mountain actor; the series needs to sell us on his physical menace. Why's Bronn afraid of this guy? Oh. He's like that. It's also why Sandor reminded us again who his brother is, a reminder that Hulking Dude is someone with some already existing history on this program (and, again, that he is Bad News.)

Watching Melisandre on Thronecast. She's not red haired at all!

I actually assumed he and his psycho girlfriend had been indulging in some bloodplay, but,y'know, that's the fanficcer in me. Also, he's fucking crazy and would totally do that.

Yeah, that is what I assumed. I'm so traumatized by that dude that if I see him interact with anyone at all, I assume that person will die. 

Not to be judgmental (haha not really so am) but I think "knife/bloodplay" is enough to get one sorted into the "fucking crazy" pile. 

Also for those that would be interested in a non-spoilery GoT podcast  this one is pretty entertaining

Daario man-ass must have been too much male nudity, they couldn't wait more than 5 seconds for boobs.

As soon as he said "one woman", I knew what was coming - but the look in ol' crazy's eyes as she heard the truth was still delicious.

JUUUUUST LIIIIIIIKE THIIIIIIIS

If the AVC reviews could manage to be posted before 1:30 am, I would comment:

Littlefinger was poppin' a major lie-boner when Sansa finished her testimony and then looked at him.

I love where this is going between Grey Worm and Misandei. Sweet and tragic.

Ramsey and Roose: I'm getting the warm fuzzies watching these vicious bastards share familial affection.

Oh daaaaaamn, Jorah. Is he now going to deny all his earlier obsession and fight bitterly against Daenerys? It would truly complete the Nice Guy cycle: watch jealously as she goes with the big jock; settle for a strained friendship just to be close to her; speak ill of the other men around her; react poorly when she won't accept your advances; finally, curse that bitch's name forever after she finally ends it.

You will sit there and like it, you are now Martin's bitch. Oh how they laughed at us book readers as we cursed and threw our books across the room only to sheepishly walk over and pick it up again.

The right cross that knocked every single tooth out of his head merited an "Oooh!" from me, and then THAT happened which got a forward-lurching "OHHHH SHIT" addressed to my empty apartment.  I fear that whole thing is kinda overshadowing a fantastic episode, though.